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renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



emminou posted:



I'm glad to see John Key is having fun on his holiday. :angel:
Pictured: four white shits.

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Seems a bit extreme mate.

Hmm yes let me send my children around the neighbourhood to stranger's houses so they can load up on horrible unhealthy poo poo and shovel it down by the bucketload, there's no other way for children to play dress up and have fun without a huge commercial endeavour and several truck loads of sugar and irritation.

NZAmoeba posted:

And so our nation can carry on without imploding on itself in angst

Was it a good game though? Serious question.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

sports bad because jocks

I am a nerd you see therefore I am not a jock

jocks like sports and I do not like jocks

therefore I do not like sports

this is logic, which marks me as a nerd and not a jock

lol this guy

Slavvy posted:

Hmm yes let me send my children around the neighbourhood to stranger's houses so they can load up on horrible unhealthy poo poo and shovel it down by the bucketload, there's no other way for children to play dress up and have fun without a huge commercial endeavour and several truck loads of sugar and irritation.


I take it back you're being completely rational

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Slavvy posted:



Was it a good game though? Serious question.

Yes it was a good game. Far better than the 2011 final.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Slavvy posted:

Hmm yes let me send my children around the neighbourhood to stranger's houses so they can load up on horrible unhealthy poo poo and shovel it down by the bucketload, there's no other way for children to play dress up and have fun without a huge commercial endeavour and several truck loads of sugar and irritation.


So you're literally Wonka's dad from the remake without Christopher Lee's charm, got it.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Slavvy posted:

Hmm yes let me send my children around the neighbourhood to stranger's houses so they can load up on horrible unhealthy poo poo and shovel it down by the bucketload, there's no other way for children to play dress up and have fun without a huge commercial endeavour and several truck loads of sugar and irritation.

You're hating on the happiness and enjoyment of others. Put a sign up that says no trick-or-treating, problem solved. Are you also the guy who doesn't give birthday presents or Christmas presents because "gently caress the commercialisation of a special event" and "Christmas was invented by Coca-Cola?"

Slavvy posted:

Was it a good game though? Serious question.

Yeah its worth watching a replay if you enjoy watching rugby.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
I'm the guy who puts razorblades in lollies or whatever

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Slavvy posted:

Hmm yes let me send my children around the neighbourhood to stranger's houses so they can load up on horrible unhealthy poo poo and shovel it down by the bucketload, there's no other way for children to play dress up and have fun without a huge commercial endeavour and several truck loads of sugar and irritation.

You went to one of those church "Light Party" things, didn't you?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

fong posted:

You're hating on the happiness and enjoyment of others. Put a sign up that says no trick-or-treating, problem solved. Are you also the guy who doesn't give birthday presents or Christmas presents because "gently caress the commercialisation of a special event" and "Christmas was invented by Coca-Cola?"

Nope, I give christmas and birthday presents, I also just shut the gate and it keeps people away. I'm saying it's possible to have happyness and enjoyment without a relentless marketing campaign and lovely unhealthy food marketed at children.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

You went to one of those church "Light Party" things, didn't you?

Had to google what this is; undeniably worse I must admit.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Do they even make lollies big enough to fit razorblades into?

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

The Rabbi T. White posted:

You went to one of those church "Light Party" things, didn't you?

Superhero party is what they're called now i guess http://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2015/superhero-party-halloween-alternative/wellington

Taitale
Feb 19, 2011

WarpedNaba posted:

Do they even make lollies big enough to fit razorblades into?

I thought they were meant to be in candy apples.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

One of the Lower Hutt churches had a "Saints and Angels" party which seems somewhat limiting.

You could dress in green, get pissed and run around chasing people with snakes, die horribly or write patronising letters to non-believers. You couldn't even go about on a rad fire chariot cause Elijah wasn't sainted.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Slavvy posted:

Nope, I give christmas and birthday presents, I also just shut the gate and it keeps people away. I'm saying it's possible to have happyness and enjoyment without a relentless marketing campaign and lovely unhealthy food marketed at children.


Had to google what this is; undeniably worse I must admit.

Did Halloween pull your ponytail as a child or something? Jesus christ man.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Slavvy posted:

Nope, I give christmas and birthday presents, I also just shut the gate and it keeps people away. I'm saying it's possible to have happyness and enjoyment without a relentless marketing campaign and lovely unhealthy food marketed at children.

Sure, but this is not really an argument against Halloween, more than a suggestion that kids should dress up and have fun more often, which I don't think anyone would disagree with. Gorging on chocolate and lollies until you vom once a year is hardly a health risk.

voiceless anal fricative fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Nov 1, 2015

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The thread rises up against any hint of the War On Halloween.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ghostlight posted:

The thread rises up against any hint of the War On Halloween.

As a ghost you should be in solidarity with the Spookers and Scarers Union.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I disagree with outsourcing it to the living.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I'm personally sick to death of the PC brigade telling parents they shouldn't be putting razor blades and ecstasy pills in the candy baskets. It's how I was raised and I turned out fine.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Back in my day we ate sugar off poisoned daggers on Halloween and we liked it.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ecstasy pills are more expensive than candy! What's not to love?

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Slavvy posted:

Nope, I give christmas and birthday presents, I also just shut the gate and it keeps people away. I'm saying it's possible to have happyness and enjoyment without a relentless marketing campaign and lovely unhealthy food marketed at children.


Yeah man the kids don't deserve any sugary treats, not even in moderation not even once a year they can drat well find other ways to be happy the miserable little shits! What's that Timmy you want a birthday cake? Bad luck son but you and your friends better enjoy this lentil and brown rice casserole

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
If a child eats candy, even once, he or she WILL die because of it. This is a fact. America is trying to kill our children.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Unironically sugar is an addictive and destructive compound so why would you encourage children to binge on it, even if just for one night.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ghostlight posted:

Unironically sugar is an addictive and destructive compound so why would you encourage children to binge on it, even if just for one night.

*drinks coffee* GO TO loving BED YOU oval office KIDS NO TREATS FOR YOU EVER YOU LITTLE SHITS!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I don't have sugar in my coffee so at least I'm not a hypocrite.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
I do

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Taitale posted:

I thought they were meant to be in candy apples.

I'd brave razor blades for free candy apples.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I like Halloween cause I like fun

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Oxygen is an addictive and destructive element why would you let your kids breathe it, even for one night?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ghostlight posted:

Unironically sugar is an addictive and destructive compound so why would you encourage children to binge on it, even if just for one night.

Because the reality is that it won't matter in the long run.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Gonna get cleansed in Nuclear fire, lads.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"addictive" is such a lovely word with so little meaning these days. sugar isn't dependence forming and while it's likely it's worse for you over and above it's caloric value compared to glucose, that effect is pretty minor compared to the fact it just tends to make people eat more than they intended. having a night enjoying lollies as a kid is pretty small on the scale of poo poo things that might happen to them to be honest, and I'd probably use it as an opportunity to teach my children about bio-feedback - "how did it feel when you ate all of that"

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Yeah i'm busy caring about Syria

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

Unironically sugar is an addictive and destructive compound so why would you encourage children to binge on it, even if just for one night.

The real problem is the amount of sugar in everyday foods like muesli bars, breakfast cereal, yoghurt, drinks, prepackaged food in general etc. If you try and maintain a healthy diet overall and try to minimize this sugar intake, the occasional sugary treat is not going to do any harm. and no you're not going to get hooked on it like a addictive drug. To me that would be the smarter approach rather than a blanket no fun for you kids policy.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

echinopsis posted:

"addictive" is such a lovely word with so little meaning these days. sugar isn't dependence forming and while it's likely it's worse for you over and above it's caloric value compared to glucose, that effect is pretty minor compared to the fact it just tends to make people eat more than they intended. having a night enjoying lollies as a kid is pretty small on the scale of poo poo things that might happen to them to be honest, and I'd probably use it as an opportunity to teach my children about bio-feedback - "how did it feel when you ate all of that"

If you're talking about eating disorders then addiction is the wrong word anyway because its not like you can stop eating.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



echinopsis posted:

Because the reality is that it won't matter in the long run.
Nothing does hth

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

mirthdefect posted:

One of the Lower Hutt churches had a "Saints and Angels" party which seems somewhat limiting.

You could dress in green, get pissed and run around chasing people with snakes, die horribly or write patronising letters to non-believers. You couldn't even go about on a rad fire chariot cause Elijah wasn't sainted.

you could go as an ophanim and be a giant flaming wheel covering in eyes

Exclamation Marx posted:

Yeah i'm busy caring about Syria

I hope you're caring about the Lion Assad and his brave Russian allies expelling the terrorist forces.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fong posted:

If you're talking about eating disorders then addiction is the wrong word anyway because its not like you can stop eating.

I suspected he meant, sugar (fructose? who knows what a rando means by sugar these days) was addictive in the sense that you can't stop eating sugar

Ghostlight posted:

Nothing does hth

I didn't mean like, heat death of universe long run, but their childhood long run

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



echinopsis posted:

I suspected he meant, sugar (fructose? who knows what a rando means by sugar these days) was addictive in the sense that you can't stop eating sugar
I meant it literally, in that it activates the same addiction biomarker as opiates and has been observed to cause a psychological dependence and escalating consumption along with withdrawal symptoms when consumption subsides.

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