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We don't need paper to cement our rule. Also with SuGaBa gone I'm not sure the Captain can read on his own. Best not advertise that.
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Poland Spring posted:TEAR THAT poo poo UP Kings don't sign contracts, they just RULE.
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I say try to examine the document a little closer. the feudal system blows - nobody is doing any work at all. So if we have to agree to get a new system of government, I say go for it.
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Poland Spring posted:TEAR THAT poo poo UP Kings don't sign contracts, they just RULE. This. Also, I don't trust our brethren to not attempt an Ides of March while we are busy reading the paperwork.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:as the font of honors the captain descides all privledges Update Yesterday's update complete:  Poland Spring posted:TEAR THAT poo poo UP Kings don't sign contracts, they just RULE. 485:  A gecko who we haven't met yet called Jeeves gets it right in the neck and doesn't get up again. For the record here was his card:   We trigger an immediate civil war. There are rules for this because apparently it happens enough for it to be worth having rules. There's actually an expansion pack which makes the combat into a little board game but I'll be goddamned before I pay Steve for that, especially since he's lost half the figurines. Here are the rules for anyone interested (timg'd for anyone who isn't)  The crew squares off! On our side (the Squarejaws): The Captain Wertwhistle Pewterghast (engineer) Crocmelia Crockheart (navigator) Ragetooth (weapons) Mois (an owle) Rowdy Hugh Mann (a human) Bijou Guard Pappy Munchon (Caiman) Cuvier (the cutest valet) On the rebel side (the Roundskulls) Andrew "Two Bogs" Jackson, rebel leader (and Caiman) Dented GARRRRN (ex-shields) Alfrink (shuttle pilot) Ronnie "Shakes" Crockman (a Caiman) Humuwhatever (sensors) Several redshirt jabronis We carve them to pieces, winning almost every fight. The rebellion is squashed and we are the king! Turning to 241:  Two Bogs was hurt in the fighting and now he is executed as a warning to the rest of the crew. This was Two Bogs:  Also lost in the fighting was Alfrink, the shuttle pilot.  Humuhumu took a nasty head injury and will have -1 EXPERTISE and +1 CRAPULENCE from here on out (and another -1 from his wounds until we get him patched up). GAARRRN and Ronnie "Shakes" Crockman took an injury each and will have -1 EXPERTISE until we heal them up for 10 ENERGY apiece. We're nearly ready to go on to 520 but we now have an empty crew roster. We're going to need to fill our bridge out. This time we have all the crew available, can use aliens (not slaves) and don't have to pick anything randomly. Can I have your nominations for: Weapons Sensors Engineer Navigation Valet (Optional) Shuttle Pilot Here are all the crew at last:           Starship manifest in the meantime (captain's energy reduced a few points from the fighting):  It's late so I'll update the second post with tomorrow's update.
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Mois as Engineer and Crocmelia as Navigator - those are easy. I think after that Hugh Mann for Weapons and Ronny "Shakes" for Sensors. Cuvier the Dwarf as Valet and Humuhumuetc. in the Shuttle.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Mois as Engineer and Crocmelia as Navigator - those are easy. Garrm in the shuttle
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Oct 31, 2015 05:37
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I am glad my having a boring terrible job and love of History of Rome podcasts has finally had a productive use to society!
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Weapons: Spencer Sensors: Hugh Mann Engineer: Mois Navigation: Crocmelia Valet: Cuvier Shuttle: Ronnie
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Weapons: Spencer Sensors: Hugh Mann Engineer: Mois Navigation: Crocmelia Valet: Cuvier (Optional) Shuttle Pilot: Ronnie Shakes
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Wait how did that valet die? He took a wound, and he had 2 health. I may be missing something but i am really not seeing it.
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DmitriX posted:Wait how did that valet die? The cards in this edition are misleading, the black spot is "death". Weak things like skinks have 1 health, most other creatures have 2 health, crocs have 3 health and the Caiman captain has 4 health.
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What? That means that the skink who took a wound instead of being devoured...just dies anyway. Which means his ability doesn't work??? what.
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If you're talking about Alfrink the card states "treat as wounded", ie. minus 1 expertise and out of action for some days. He doesn't actually take the wound.
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HBar posted:Weapons: Spencer
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HBar posted:Weapons: Spencer This seems reasonable.
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HBar posted:Weapons: Spencer Cool, the bridge is going to look like a furry Star Trek. I hope with Spudbot's help there are exploding consoles in the near future.
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When did we get that rad leak, and is that ever going to be fixed?
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The rad leak is from hanging around near the Forge in the second system and there's no way to fix it unless the text gives an option for it. Radiation isn't a huge problem for Caimen anyway. There might be an opportunity to get it fixed before it becomes important again.
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UpdateHBar posted:Weapons: Spencer This is a reasonable set up. Here is how we look now:  I rolled badly for Hugh Mann so he gets -2 to any communicating skill checks that might happen in the Mintaka system. We're coming out of jump space into Mintaka, on day 32. We're definitely on the home stretch now:  Before we do anything in Mintaka we should check in with the eye gem :  Turning to 72:  Thanks again Applewhite for your awesome work on that system and also the flavour text here. Proceeding to 520:   And we reach a decision point again. What do we do? E: I've brought the second post up to date now so it should be accurate again. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Nov 1, 2015 |
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We don't take kindly to people shouting inside our brains. I wish we still had the gem so we could charge it with polaron energy to create a backwards-psychic pulse and fry those crabs from the inside out. As it is loving waste these fools.
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Quick! Keister all the contraband so they don't find it!
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Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding!
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding! CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding! CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding! CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding!
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding!  let's get 'em off (of our backs).
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding! I think this fails, but I wanna see it anyways. fire the Orgasmotron!
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the_steve posted:I think this fails, but I wanna see it anyways. At least we'll be able to teach them what it's like to be caught with their pants down.
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We don't know what they consider contraband, so we can't let them onboard or even talk this out. Hit them with the ORGASMATRON while we fire up the MESON BEAM CUTTER.
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Hook up a Bijou to the orgasmatron to boost its power. Not the guard obviously in case it's fatal.
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Wait a second we need to go back to the civil war for a sec. How was Oliver Crocwell not the leader of the Roundskull rebels?
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Applewhite posted:Wait a second we need to go back to the civil war for a sec. Sleeper agent. Obviously.
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Inspect their ship for contraband
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tell them that the ship is 99% engine, all the goods and crew are in the cloaca, you're welcome to inspect that
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding! yes
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poo poo, flush the gems, flush the gems, man!
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding!
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These suckers want us to think they can kill us at any time and we're only alive as long as we cooperate. They could do that sort of damage just by a casual communication, so if they really tried, well, pow, our heads all pop. Too bad that Caimen can see right through that sort of skink-poo poo. You can't scam a scammer (except with one of the many scams that count on the other person being a scammer). If they could kill us, they'd have done it and then searched the ship and our headless corpses. That was a bluff and a lie and probably took a whole lot of effort. Orgasmotron and attack!
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hit them with the Orgasmatron and we'll see who does the boarding!
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We'll hit them with the Orgasmotron and then regular-style. Update pretty soon!
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