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AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
^^^ :D :D :D ^^^

60 won again. Can't remember the last time we won two in a row.

Did anyone see Simon's injury? Just like Hahn last week but without someone kicking him.

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Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
An undeserved win for Stuttgart and I am insanely mad

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Hamburg might actually escape the relegation battle this time, who would have thought that at the start of the season?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Ghost Farts posted:

An undeserved win for Stuttgart and I am insanely mad

i'm laughing op

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
I'm melting down in real life irl

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Yay 3.Liga! (In this case the video quality is drittklassig, but gives the best view I found)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL4wswI0WKo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
SpVgg Unterhaching - Bayer Leverkusen
Erzgebirge Aue - 1. FC Heidenheim
FC Augsburg - Borussia Dortmund
Bor. Mönchengladbach - Werder Bremen
Bayern München - Darmstadt 98
TSV 1860 München - VfL Bochum
1. FC Nürnberg - Hertha BSC
VfB Stuttgart - Eintracht Braunschweig

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

Torrannor posted:

Hamburg might actually escape the relegation battle this time, who would have thought that at the start of the season?

I am actually worried about Werder this season, but hopefully they'll pull a Hamburg.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I wanted Gladbach to win :(

I guess the EL isn't that bad, they just have to make sure to get the third place. It would also help us in our UEFA rankings.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Kevin gonna keep on kevin'.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Karate Kevin is deffo guilty of having a face that needs a good punchin'

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

quote:

Laut Bild-Zeitung drehte der 27 Jahre alte Ex-BVB-Profi gerade ein paar Joggingrunden, als seine Mutter mit einer anderen Frau in Streit geriet. Die Frau soll Großkreutz' Vater angebaggert haben, berichtet die Zeitung. Als der Streit eskalierte, sei Großkreutz zu seiner Mutter gelaufen und habe der Nebenbuhlerin seiner Mutter in Kung-Fu-Manier in den Bauch getreten. Die Frau habe daraufhin Anzeige erstattet.

loving lol

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Pls don't ridicule the patron saint of track moms. :pray:

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
pep really enjoyed getting addressed in Spanish there

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Er müllert den rein

Is that in the German/Bavarian dictionary yet?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Yeah, it's been in there since Gerd. :colbert:

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
My friends and I also like to use "Einen Elfmeter / Freistoß müllern" whenever he makes the slightest touch believably look like deadly assault. He's so good at it!

I thought Müller's second goal was amazing. Other players would have tried something flashy (see Robben trying to run circles around Cech and failing) in that situation but he just bluntly put it in with such precision. It didn't look cool, but it was very hard to pull off.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
It looked extremely loving cool and still does :colbert:

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
I mostly liked his first because he really müllerd that one in, nobody else manages such silly goals. It's not even a proper chance since he's kind of covered but it still goes in.

witz
Sep 28, 2001

Start winning some games or he'll kill you

Tahirovic posted:

I mostly liked his first because he really müllerd that one in, nobody else manages such silly goals. It's not even a proper chance since he's kind of covered but it still goes in.

To his credit, he did react very quickly to the ball. But yeah, he does seem to benefit from being in the right place in the right time sometimes. Some of it is luck and some of it is just being smart about it.

vv I'm good with that statement

witz fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Nov 5, 2015

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Having luck everytime is called skill.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Honj Steak posted:

Having luck everytime is called skill.

What is Thomas Muller

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES
no mention of the Alaba goal, which I thought was pretty drat phwoar.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Thomas Muller, who is best known for his excellent positioning and well-timed runs, was lucky to be in the right position at the right time

sounds legit

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Thomas Muller, who is best known for his excellent positioning and well-timed runs, was lucky to be in the right position at the right time

sounds legit

Some players just have that knack. You don't even have to be technically good. See Inzaghi.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ewar Woowar posted:

Some players just have that knack. You don't even have to be technically good. See Inzaghi.

You're lucky you didn't get banned for saying that.

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Nov 6, 2015

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
It's time to reactivate the Gomez button

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dunban posted:

It's time to reactivate the Gomez button

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

ephex posted:

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

The Dutch are wastemen who couldn't even qualify for the Euros and the French are too busy blackmailing each other, he's definitely gonna score and it's gonna own

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dunban posted:

The Dutch are wastemen who couldn't even qualify for the Euros and the French are too busy blackmailing each other, he's definitely gonna score and it's gonna own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUB6N1SU7dk

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

It makes me real mad that people are still hung up about that one

Literally every striker ever in the history of football has missed sitters like that, and most of them didn't have goalscoring records like Gomez does




emptyquote this when Gomez is poo poo and doesn't score

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Robben scores with his gut. :getin:

Also that's not how you have a go at the ball Julian.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Every week a new Lolverkusen.

Edit: As expected Stuttgart are really open to counter-attacks.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Costa!!! Robbens stomach !!!!!

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Costa so dam smexy

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
lolfsburg

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ephex posted:

lolfsburg

Also Lewy :getin:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
madintosh

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

rips vfb

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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