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Blurry Gray Thing posted:This is a travesty. its the same bag, vader on the front yoda is on the back agreed with second point
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 18:53 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:58 |
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TK-42-1 posted:He's got Sorkin's Syndrome. This was highlighted and double underlined by having Spader be the baddie in #2. The problem with Sorkin is everything he does screams "I am the most boring person in the room". I can enjoy Whedon's stuff even agreeing with the critisms because at least his mono voice can sometimes be fun, I have no loving clue what people see in Sorkin.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:48 |
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RFC2324 posted:Yes, almost everything people are bitching about about how unrealistic the fencing in the PT is can be chalked up to the fact that Jedi can see the future, so a duel is less about countering your enemy and more about trying to set him up in a way he can't escape. that isnt a reasonable explanation lol
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:58 |
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"hey dudes the prequel fights look like silly bullshit" "oh yeah well what about *post hoc fanboy justification involving magic, not mentioned in the films*
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:59 |
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oh god, imagine a sorkin written star wars he would ruin tarkin
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:03 |
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if jedi can see one second into the future then -wouldnt darth maul have seen obiwan jump out of the pit and have his saber at the place he landed and not die like a chump -wouldnt general grievous be no threat with lightsabers since he can't see into the future -wouldn't the jedi constantly interrupt people since they know exactly what they're about to say -against somebody whom can also see 1 second into the future wouldn't it be indistinguishable from seeing 0 seconds into the future
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:07 |
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Otisburg posted:people are trying to get ahead of the next "No Boring Name Guy Really ISN'T Khan Whoops Turns Out He Is" thing. how bad was the last Star Trek I liked Star Trek 2009 but kind of as a theme park ride kind of deal, where a lot of the plot was pretty stupid and the characters were kinda thin despite being entertaining Was the last one like that or was it not even that good.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:08 |
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like the banks, this star wars is too big to fail
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:11 |
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Acne Rain posted:how bad was the last Star Trek It was really really bad. The only parts that were cool were the very beginning and also some of the scenes of the enterprise going through clouds and poo poo
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:23 |
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I just want some Force users who aren't Jedi/Sith. "Those guys? Those guys mess up everything for the rest of us, don't go near them. And if their surname is Skywalker? Run and don't stop."
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:24 |
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why did the emperor use a lightsaber in the prequels when he specifically said in rotj that they are a jedi weapon and thought they were lulzy poo poo because he could do so much more powerful stuff with the force
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:42 |
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The Saurus posted:why did the emperor use a lightsaber in the prequels when he specifically said in rotj that they are a jedi weapon and thought they were lulzy poo poo because he could do so much more powerful stuff with the force plinkett made the same observation in his epiii autopsy video. he observes that vader having one as part of being a fallen jedi could have actually been a cool novelty instead of making sith the other side of the laser sword
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:45 |
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Otisburg posted:plinkett made the same observation in his epiii autopsy video. yeah but then you don't get to have big flash laser sword fights
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:48 |
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The Saurus posted:why did the emperor use a lightsaber in the prequels when he specifically said in rotj that they are a jedi weapon and thought they were lulzy poo poo because he could do so much more powerful stuff with the force This is incorrect. This is what the Emperor says about lightsabers: The Emperor posted:You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. Also what the hell is the point of having a laser sword if you can't have laser sword duels with them?
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:49 |
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cargohills posted:This is incorrect. This is what the Emperor says about lightsabers: that supports what he's saying.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:50 |
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The only thing that supports what he's saying is "Jedi weapon", the rest is the Emperor taunting Luke for being too weak to kill him.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:51 |
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him specifically saying "jedi weapon" and the way he delivers the line supports exactly what he's saying. that's why he made the post.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:52 |
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He also says it earlier, with the same amount of contempt: Darth Vader: [hands Luke's lightsaber to Palpatine] His lightsaber. Palpatine: Ah, yes, a Jedi's weapon, much like your father's. By now you must know that your father can never be turned from the dark side. So will it be with you. I mean yes he doesn't go out of his way to say "As you know, I am a Sith's and we Sith's don't use lightsabers" but even if that's not the implication that got retconned by 15 years of EU poo poo and lucas wanting laser sword fights, it's not a stretch to read it that way taken just in the context of the OT. And I stand by the fact that it would have been a cool way to differentiate sith vs jedi, even if you'd have to come up with a more creative way for them to throw down than to touch laser dicks together.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:57 |
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Or, rather than having some convoluted reason for the Sith to have duels with the Jedi that didn't involve lightsabers, they could just have lightsabers.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 21:58 |
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cargohills posted:Or, rather than having some convoluted reason for the Sith to have duels with the Jedi that didn't involve lightsabers, they could just have lightsabers. this does indeed sound like the solution of a man who directs from a chair and delivers exposition by way of characters sitting on a couch in soap opera A and B camera angle/reverse angle cutting back and forth
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:00 |
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unless you're a giant autist the tone of the emperor's voice in rotj makes it clear that he does not have respect for lightsabers as effective weapons and why would he? even luke used a blaster most of the time and only pulled out his sword when he needed to or was duelling one on one with vader, same with obi wan kenobi it's really dumb for jedis to be using lightsabers in huge battle groups
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:10 |
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The Saurus posted:unless you're a giant autist the tone of the emperor's voice in rotj makes it clear that he does not have respect for lightsabers as effective weapons what, nah, it makes sense. that's why we send in SEALS and green berets with swords instead of guns, dummie
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:14 |
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The Saurus posted:it's really dumb for jedis to be using lightsabers in huge battle groups it was dumb for them to even be in huge battles. psh the force that's all a bunch of hooey *hundreds of jedi fought in a bunch of galactic battles, leading massive armies*
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:16 |
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also you know how it seemed like jedis were kind of mysterious monkish hermit dudes, and when we found out yoda trained obi wan kenobi like he trained luke we imagined them being off in the wilderness, studying philosophy, meditating and honing their use of the force? well gently caress that they just went to Jedi Academy in a giant city with like 30 kids in each class.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:20 |
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and they used those little floating balls and the blast helmets despite it being obvious in the first star wars that kenobi just whipped that up on the fly from poo poo han had on his ship.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:35 |
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im mad about lightsabers because a fat man made a video telling me to be mad about them
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:49 |
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Fojar38 posted:im mad about lightsabers because a fat man made a video telling me to be mad about them that fat man was george lucas that video was the prequels
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:50 |
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Fojar38 posted:im mad about lightsabers because a fat man made a video telling me to be mad about them rlm just articulated things people had already felt/said. most of us don't have the time nor inclination to make 3+ hours worth of criticism of bad movies. The Saurus posted:that fat man was george lucas
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 22:52 |
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The "trend" of internet critics making GBS threads on RLM because is getting old. Yes we agree he's a bit overexposed but I never see anyone actually argue againts what he's saying. Hell I'd be happy if JJ was given a supercut of RLM's criticism's (cutting out the tertiary poo poo about his basement and pizza rolls) so JJ gets an idea of A) Why fans found the prequels underwheming, and B) The shitstorm of terrible fans he's walked into because you know drat well Force Awakens could be Citizen Kane and someone will still make a copycat review video.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:00 |
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The reason jedi use lightsabers in big battles is because Star Wars is not real, I'm sorry to say
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:27 |
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Who is RLM?
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:30 |
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Red Letter Media they made a video series reviewing the prequel films (they also do other movies) that a bunch of people got upset over lol
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:35 |
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Cool the "make fun of the star wars eu thread" has become the "nitpick the prequels like autists and regurgitate points that other people have already made but in a less interesting and entertaining way" thread.
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# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:36 |
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the prequels are eu.Groovelord Neato posted:rlm just articulated things people had already felt/said. most of us don't have the time nor inclination to make 3+ hours worth of criticism of bad movies.
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:07 |
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my favorite part of the eu movies was the Johnny Rockets that the ethnic alien owned
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:17 |
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and by ethnic I mean black
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:17 |
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The whole of episode 2 was surreal for me because Obi Wan's actor looks a lot like my Dad did around his late 30s. It was like my Dad was flying around in space doing Jedi poo poo. It was hilarious.
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:21 |
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Tender Bender posted:Cool the "make fun of the star wars eu thread" has become the "nitpick the prequels like autists and regurgitate points that other people have already made but in a less interesting and entertaining way" thread. G0-T9 was a droid that had been considered a galactic-level threat at some point prior to the Galactic War between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empire. When subjected to the Wreyn-Tsatke Cyber-Psychology Scale, a psychological test, G0-T9 received a score of 8-HSM—signifying a level 8 intelligence.[1]
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:34 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:G0-T9 was a droid that had been considered a galactic-level threat at some point prior to the Galactic War between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empire. When subjected to the Wreyn-Tsatke Cyber-Psychology Scale, a psychological test, G0-T9 received a score of 8-HSM—signifying a level 8 intelligence.[1] i thought you had ironically misspelled goto from kotor 2, but of course someone made a knockoff called got9 instead Groovelord Neato posted:him specifically saying "jedi weapon" and the way he delivers the line supports exactly what he's saying. that's why he made the post. jedi weapon specifically refers to lazor swords with a colour other than red you see Otisburg posted:this does indeed sound like the solution of a man who directs from a chair and delivers exposition by way of characters sitting on a couch in soap opera A and B camera angle/reverse angle cutting back and forth how dare you imply that anyone other than st lucas (pbuh) invented shot/reverse shot techniques
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# ? Nov 2, 2015 01:15 |
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sleepy.eyes posted:The whole of episode 2 was surreal for me because Obi Wan's actor looks a lot like my Dad did around his late 30s. It was like my Dad was flying around in space doing Jedi poo poo. It was hilarious. Look up "The Long Way Round" and the "Long Way Down" on Netflix. They're both documentary series about Ewan McGregor and his buddy going on long motorcycle trips (One from London to New York and the other from the northern tip of Scotland to the southern hip of Africa). He ends up not shaving so for stretches of each show it's Obi-Wan motorcycling through the countryside complaining about how much his balls hurt.
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