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It has 1/256 chance of summoning Chiang Kai-Shek, though!
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Cardboard Box A posted:In that case what is the meaning then? if he had a kid at 15 and his kid had a kid at 15, it's possible. it's more likely to happen in Huckabee's garbage family though
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Y’all have it backwards on the sword of Chang. Jeb!’s decline and Rubio’s ascent came after the sword changed hands. Whatever its precise effects are, they’re clearly positive.
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Platystemon posted:Y’all have it backwards on the sword of Chang. +3 to Charisma
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Nov 1, 2015 21:45
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I hope Jeb! accidentally calls a debate moderator "mom" before he drops out.
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Likely an endurance debuff as well, which will manifest differently based on roll. Jeb! suffered from a loss of energy, Marco gained Perpetual Thirst It's definitely a device for forcing a character into a benefactor/shill role, because while it comes with the lifetime -10 CHA it does give highest favor to elite social circles, and a saving throw against things that would damage your reputation with them. It's especially fun to give to a brutish oaf archetype and then sit back to see how things pan out
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I know this derail is horribly nerdy, but if we've learned one thing this campaign it's that Jeb! is a goony nerd, though less of a traditional one than, say, Newt Gingrich. I wish we had Jeb around last time when there were those great On The Campaign Trail gifs of the Republicans playing D&D.
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Patter Song posted:I know this derail is horribly nerdy, but if we've learned one thing this campaign it's that Jeb! is a goony nerd, though less of a traditional one than, say, Newt Gingrich. We will all long for the sweet, heady days of this derail the next time a mass shooting comes up and TFR invades We are living in the good days my friends, let us drink it in for a moment and enjoy
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Chokes McGee posted:If Donald Trump is the one to finally end John Cena's reign of terror then he has my vote forever cena lost his belt last week to alberto del rio who is now being managed by zeb colter in order to unify the US and mexico into mexamerica
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President Jeb: "How dare someone insult the honor of my father! Their whole world will burn in nuclear fire!" "...as soon as... uhm... I can m-muster the energy..."
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Nov 1, 2015 22:02
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Patter Song posted:I know this derail is horribly nerdy, but if we've learned one thing this campaign it's that Jeb! is a goony nerd, though less of a traditional one than, say, Newt Gingrich. Well we already had an election-themed Magic: The Gathering thread. How about an election-themed D&D character sheets thread? Something like this classic Onion image: 
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Montasque posted:http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2015/11/01/bush_i_love_my_dad_id_kill_for_him_id_go_to_prison_for_him.html iJeb! taking notes from the wildly successful Carson campaign it seems
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Epic High Five posted:We will all long for the sweet, heady days of this derail the next time a mass shooting comes up and TFR invades Jeb is bringing this thread Hope and Chang.
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Deep Hurting posted:Well we already had an election-themed Magic: The Gathering thread. How about an election-themed D&D character sheets thread? Something like this classic Onion image: It's going to be D2 themed, friend!
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Patter Song posted:I know this derail is horribly nerdy, but if we've learned one thing this campaign it's that Jeb! is a goony nerd, though less of a traditional one than, say, Newt Gingrich. I particularly like how Jeb! is more passionate about his fantasy football team than he is about running for President. Wasn't 20% of his talking time in the last debate just about his fantasy football team?
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Montasque posted:
Trump is so much inside his head it is insane. He's a very weak person to allow his thoughts to be modified that much by Trump. He's also weak for a lot of other reasons too. For those reasons I really hope he wins the GOP nomination.
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Mitt Romney posted:Trump is so much inside his head it is insane. He's a very weak person to allow his thoughts to be modified that much by Trump. He's also weak for a lot of other reasons too. For those reasons I really hope he wins the GOP nomination. Trump is bullying him and he is reacting like someone who has never been bullied in his life, which is likely the case.
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Guess the candidatequote:It is important to remember that amateurs built the Ark and it was the professionals that built the Titanic Ben Carson
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:I just experienced another one of those "There's no way this can be real" moments and then clicked on the link. Thanks for the humbling reality check. His dad needs to tell him to raise himself up by his bootstraps; that he's not entitled to the Presidency just because his brother had a turn.
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Montasque posted:
I had to stop the video because of how embarrassing it is. The question wasn't even about loving his father 
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Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the best comedy duo out there right now. Without them what would this cycle be?A Neurotic Jew posted:I had to stop the video because of how embarrassing it is. The question wasn't even about loving his father Yeah, what was that even about?
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did warm family feelings melt those steel beams then?
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¡Jeb! walks across the street, head to the ground, determined to avoid the stares and judgments of the passers-by. He knew they were watching, laughing at him. If only he had Chang. He slept with it at nights; it kept him safe. But his wife insisted he not walk around with a ceremonial sword in broad daylight. What harm could it do?, ¡Jeb! would ask, but Columba would just look at him, sigh, and hide her tears. A payphone rang nearby. ¡Jeb! ignored it and walked on, still too focused on that MSNBC interview he had had just a few minutes ago. He hoped he had made a good impression. Another payphone rang, right next to him. ¡Jeb!, startled, looked around. Nobody was attempting to answer it. ¡Jeb! sighed, and picked up the phone. A chill ran down his spine as he recognized the voice on the other end. "You know what you've got to do, son." A minute passed, then two. ¡Jeb! whispered, "Do I...?" "Yes," H.W. replied. "Unleash the Chang."
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Guess the candidate But then professionals built the EDL system for the opportunity rover so I'm gonna stick with the professionals, Ben. https://youtu.be/Ki_Af_o9Q9s
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Sir Tonk posted:Jeb! just tried to convince Chuck Todd that people like him by pointing out that 300 people showed up to one of his events in New Hampshire. They're saying "BOO-USH"!
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Is anyone else excited about Jeb!? They were impressed with the Jeb! campaign reboot on the sunday shows, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Trump craters and Jeb! takes his rightful spot as the frontrunner 
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Naet posted:I hope Jeb! accidentally calls a debate moderator "mom" before he drops out. Pivoting from GOB to Buster, a bold move.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Can a couple Florida goons chime in and explain how someone this bad at campaigning got elected governor...twice? Or is JEBs train wrecking a recent phenomenon? Not from Florida but https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
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The Nastier Nate posted:Can a couple Florida goons chime in and explain how someone this bad at campaigning got elected governor...twice? Or is JEBs train wrecking a recent phenomenon? Governors can still be total goobers, I mean, just look at Jindal. The national spotlight is much less kind.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Can a couple Florida goons chime in and explain how someone this bad at campaigning got elected governor...twice? Or is JEBs train wrecking a recent phenomenon? Jeb! lost the first time he ran for governor of Florida in 1994, and had to win the next time around in 1998. In his 1994 campaign, he was asked what he planned to do for African-American voters if elected. His answer? "Probably nothing." Jeb!'s tone-deaf ear is nothing new.
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Montasque posted:Yeah, what was that even about? It was a tangent. I think he was trying to say "I love my dad but being part of the Bush family isn't at the forefront of my mind"
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