NFL Week 8 SNF: Someone make a thread already

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

js86 posted:

Just bring back Law & Order. I want to see Jack McCoy stomp on the Constitutional Rights of defendants to get convictions again.

In related news, Fred Thompson croaked today.

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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

lol we're gonna get blown the gently caress out

I hate it but I might have to agree with you on this one

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

What the gently caress kind of bullshit stat is most teams points for starting QB?

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Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

nerve posted:

why do you hate beautiful outdoors and madison

you voted for scott walker

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Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

What an obscure record

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

I really don't understand these GE commercials where the nerdy kid gets a job writing code. What are they advertising? Who is their target? What do they accomplish with them? I have no idea what they are for.

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nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Donkwich posted:

you voted for scott walker

i certainly didnt but yes there are many idiots i manage to mostly avoid vOv

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multigl: Nov 22, 2005; "Who's cool and has two thumbs? This guy!"

Denver has an elite D but there's no way the packers don't find the end zone a couple times tonight

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Donkwich posted:

you voted for scott walker

Don't blame me, I voted for Burke.

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hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Josh Lyman posted:

What the gently caress kind of bullshit stat is most teams points for starting QB?

NBC declares Peyton more Favre like

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Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

i love useless superlative stats

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Josh Lyman posted:

What the gently caress kind of bullshit stat is most teams points for starting QB?

Something they pulled squarely out of their rear end to fellate Peyton after a play where Peyton did nothing but hand the ball off.

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Davante Adams: 42 inch vertical leap, 4.4 40, bedroom eyes that can melt the most frozen of hearts

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

The fattest slowest of runs

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Retail Slave posted:

In related news, Fred Thompson croaked today.

I briefly confused him with Fred Jackson and was very sad and surprised.

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Chinatown posted:

now you're talkin

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Donkwich posted:

you voted for scott walker

You take that back :mad:

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pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Ribsauce posted:

I really don't understand these GE commercials where the nerdy kid gets a job writing code. What are they advertising? Who is their target? What do they accomplish with them? I have no idea what they are for.

Well, I don't know about you, but next time I need a jet turbine I'm definitely going to consider GE

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Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Ribsauce posted:

I really don't understand these GE commercials where the nerdy kid gets a job writing code. What are they advertising? Who is their target? What do they accomplish with them? I have no idea what they are for.

That GE is a cool and good company, so don't feel lovely for buying their dumb products.

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

nerve posted:

why do you hate beautiful outdoors and madison

to be fair you could nuke the poo poo out of Waukesha county and nothing of value would be lost.

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

is fat mike calling plays again

stop calling plays fat mike

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Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

What the gently caress is this team point poo poo jesus god

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

multigl posted:

Denver has an elite D but there's no way the packers don't find the end zone a couple times tonight

well yeah there will be plenty of garbage time with the second unit later on

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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Josh Lyman posted:

What the gently caress kind of bullshit stat is most teams points for starting QB?

It's a stat that they can make up for peyton

You know, it actually sucks that they do that. He's probably the best QB in history and it's silly that they have to make up stupid stats to justify that just because he only won one super bowl

meh, whatever

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nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Retail Slave posted:

to be fair you could nuke the poo poo out of Waukesha county and nothing of value would be lost.

god waukesha is the loving worst

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Aaron Fraudgers and Eddie Fakesy

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Browns put up a better fight green bay shameful

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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ribsauce posted:

I really don't understand these GE commercials where the nerdy kid gets a job writing code. What are they advertising? Who is their target? What do they accomplish with them? I have no idea what they are for.

I never really thought much about them, but you're right.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

this is 4th down territory

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Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Donkwich posted:

you voted for scott walker

No the loving hicks in the rural areas voted for him, all the cities voted against him

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Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

horse noise: audible

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DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

will_colorado posted:

chicken parm for everybody

I will eat a chicken parm sandwich tomorrow in honor of Manning, if we win this game

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Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Ribsauce posted:

I really don't understand these GE commercials where the nerdy kid gets a job writing code. What are they advertising? Who is their target? What do they accomplish with them? I have no idea what they are for.

For parents who don't understand nor care to understand their children

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