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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






"My magic will tear you apart!"

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Bone
Feb 15, 2007

We're boned.

quote:

I know this has been stated before, but goddamn do you look like Michael C. Hall.

Here's another picture of me at some awards show. Decided to get another haircut and jaw surgery

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

schnickety scribe posted:

Oh my God! Is that a zombie Frankenstein's monster?! :neckbeard: I am jealous.


It IS! Frankenstein is totally my patron saint (I too am covered in scars and filled with dead body parts) so I couldn't say no to the photo op. Also, I'm 5'10", so even without the lifts this was a big fella. Unlike the other haunters at the haunted mini-golf, he was just wandering around outside as advertisement. I wanted to see him golf with his leg. The guy there in a Jason getup would occasionally ask if you wanted him to putt for you, and he'd use his machete. He was a pretty good golfer too. There was also a white ghost type and a guy done up as a bloodily stitched together scarecrow, and both would randomly kick people's balls into the holes while messing with you. Plus the whole place was done up for halloween, including a bunch of animatronics and stuff. It was a TON of fun and I'll definitely have to do it again next year!

Guzwar
Feb 21, 2006
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

spog posted:

That's not a sentiment you hear too often these days.

Go to more power metal shows, you'll hear it plenty.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
i was in a bad place (firguratively) last night so i had someone sit with me. then i came home drunk and posted a bunch of gay porn on the forums and passed out. this is my hangover face. getting a haircut in a little bit and then going to see Zedd. aw yeah baby!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Aw, I hope today is better for you!

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Aw, I hope today is better for you!

it's... well it's a day. i have things planned which is good and i'm going to be with people which is good.

my grandma sent me pics she took in her recent trip to wisconsin. she snuck her camera in the psych unit (big no no, she was going to play senile if she was caught [she's definitely not senile]), my dad was lookout for anyone coming down the hall, and we quickly snapped this



normally i don't wear pink floyd but when you have 3 t-shirts to choose from and the ER cuts off your favourite shirt with scissors....

and yes like all grandmas she laid 3 guilt trips minimum. love her, tho.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
went to see Zedd in concert tonight and had a blast! i have pictures of lazers and fire but they aren't of me so i won't spam them



the look of slight discomfort is due to the fact that the girl behind me was rolling HARD so she kept feeling my hair and hugging me. no i don't know her. hope she's safely sleeping it off! a few people rolled a bit too hard at the concert and had to be escorted away by security.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



My tits are nowhere near that glamorous.

Kitchner posted:

You're cute and all but I'm afraid it's the stake for you witchy.

As I like you though I will refrain from barbecuing my lunch on the flames while I cure you of your sin.

You're welcome.
Meh, do what you want, dude. It's not like I haven't been burned at the stake before. Every time I go on a quest to get milk from the grocery store, all the townsfolk always gather with their pitchforks and torches, getting all uptight about this little curse or that one, all intent on "curing me of my sin." Not sure what sin I've committed, but whatever. Thanks for refraining from the barbecuing, though. It's nice to finally have someone show some respect for the whole process.

Bone posted:

Here's another picture of me at some awards show. Decided to get another haircut and jaw surgery


Looking good, man! :cool:
Can I pitch a show to you? I don't actually have any ideas, but I figured I'd just say something about "reality TV" and we could take it from there.

Choco1980 posted:

It IS! Frankenstein is totally my patron saint (I too am covered in scars and filled with dead body parts) so I couldn't say no to the photo op. Also, I'm 5'10", so even without the lifts this was a big fella. Unlike the other haunters at the haunted mini-golf, he was just wandering around outside as advertisement. I wanted to see him golf with his leg. The guy there in a Jason getup would occasionally ask if you wanted him to putt for you, and he'd use his machete. He was a pretty good golfer too. There was also a white ghost type and a guy done up as a bloodily stitched together scarecrow, and both would randomly kick people's balls into the holes while messing with you. Plus the whole place was done up for halloween, including a bunch of animatronics and stuff. It was a TON of fun and I'll definitely have to do it again next year!
I'm intrigued by this idea of a haunted mini-golf, as it combines two of my favorite things...my jealousy intensifies.
But, yeah, since reading the book I've just loved Frankenstein's monster. I'm also amused by the fact that it's basically one of the first widely circulated deadbeat-dad stories (at least that I'm aware of), and yet people only really associate it with "Ahhhh, science bad!"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I'm sure there was many earlier stories of dads "going to sea" which is the original code for "running from his problems".

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Haunted Mini-Golf is now definitely on my "to do list" for halloween activities. But it's totally something you need a group for. This particular one wasn't that big, but still tons of fun. I've seen online reports about bigger more elaborate ones.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Halloween!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Stolen thin mints.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Darth123123 posted:

Stolen thin mints.

I spent about 2k on this drat impression before the kids came along and damned if I don't pull it out for free candy.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
last night was A Good Night. i dont remember taking this picture



that was a good photobomb i didnt even see until someone mentioned it.

e: the dude went as "The Gay Agenda" and I went as "A Lazy loving Gay Dude"

e2: oh my god i took selfies with winifred sanderson

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Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
Uh my eyes are up here

movax
Aug 30, 2008

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The skull earrings are very spooky

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY



Mumm-Ra!!!

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Norse Code posted:



Mumm-Ra!!!

That's pretty cool

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Part of Everything posted:

Uh my eyes are up here



That's amazing.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Good bye rickycat, we hardly knew you.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Yeah that makeup is really good.

Assuming it is makeup and our resident witch of the woods didn't curse you.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Kitchner posted:

Yeah that makeup is really good.

Assuming it is makeup and our resident witch of the woods didn't curse you.

:mad: schnickety we TOLD you about cursing goons.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:mad: schnickety we TOLD you about cursing goons.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That ain't my work. Just cause I'm a witch candle maker badass, EXTREME skateboard pro that lives in a cave in the woods doesn't mean I just go around cursing people willy-nilly.

Unless she was wandering around in my forest uninvited. I've got some curse traps lying around; I can't help it if some villager stumbles into one. Maybe they shouldn't get all brazen with their muskets and pitchforks in the first place. :colbert:

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011


someone in the waywt thread commented on me looking like a celebrity, here, so i figured i would check in the pyp thread, the definitive authority on incorrectly identifying celebrities people don't really look like

edit: for some reason that was a PSN message screenshot. here is an actual photo,

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Is Chris Pratt out of focus too?

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That ain't my work. Just cause I'm a witch candle maker badass, EXTREME skateboard pro that lives in a cave in the woods doesn't mean I just go around cursing people willy-nilly.

Unless she was wandering around in my forest uninvited. I've got some curse traps lying around; I can't help it if some villager stumbles into one. Maybe they shouldn't get all brazen with their muskets and pitchforks in the first place. :colbert:

Skateboarding pro who lives in the woods? Surrounded by skate board blocking trees and shrubberies?

I smell a witch's deceit.

Burn her!

:kingsley:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

A 50S RAYGUN posted:



someone in the waywt thread commented on me looking like a celebrity, here, so i figured i would check in the pyp thread, the definitive authority on incorrectly identifying celebrities people don't really look like

edit: for some reason that was a PSN message screenshot. here is an actual photo,

Is there some sort of famous celebrity hobo with access to a gym?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

Kitchner posted:

Is there some sort of famous celebrity hobo with access to a gym?

that's mr pratt to you

also wow rude that bathroom could very easily be in a truck stop or a wendy's you don't know it's in a gym don't assume things

A 50S RAYGUN has a new favorite as of 20:19 on Nov 4, 2015

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

that's mr pratt to you

also wow rude that bathroom could very easily be in a truck stop or a wendy's you don't know it's in a gym don't assume things

You do go to the gym though don't you?

Also, your underwear is black today.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
*dramatic, slow zoom in, as effects from nightmare on elm street play in the background*



mods ban this scum for doxxing me

also a goon at the gym. this jokester

A 50S RAYGUN has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Nov 4, 2015

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I see all.

Yes, even you Michael.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
This exchange has made me feel uncomfortable :ohdear: I need an adult!

Nice undies though mr pratt

Though I did think the print on the gray band was a tramp stamp for a second

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
and the sullen, ashy tone of my skin was because i am...long deceased?

Bone
Feb 15, 2007

We're boned.


Decided to actually shave! Better or worse?

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

Skateboarding pro who lives in the woods? Surrounded by skate board blocking trees and shrubberies?

I smell a witch's deceit.

Burn her!

:kingsley:
Burn this, burn that, what is it with you villagers and burning things? You're pyromaniacs, every last one of you.

And I'll have you know that the trees and shrubberies don't block me at all. They're well trained to get out of the way.

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

and the sullen, ashy tone of my skin was because i am...long deceased?
:cheers: You're welcome for that bit of necromancy, Mr. Pratt.

I'll be around to collect my payment in time. :devil:

Bone posted:



Decided to actually shave! Better or worse?
Better

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

schnickety scribe posted:

:cheers: You're welcome for that bit of necromancy, Mr. Pratt.

I'll be around to collect my payment in time. :devil:

*another slow pan over, this time to a dust-bowl era black and white photo, titled 'C. Pratt, 1936'*

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schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



A 50S RAYGUN posted:

*another slow pan over, this time to a dust-bowl era black and white photo, titled 'C. Pratt, 1936'*

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