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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
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Wizard Master posted:

I am an adult baby and I have made a big stinky poopey in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it squishes between my buttcheeks and underneath my legs.

good job you guys, you summoned najeh davenport to the thread

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Just The Facts posted:

Wtf, the Bengals are 7-0??

They are going to lose a very nicely seeded playoff game this year.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Fenrir posted:

Hi, I'm Aaron Rodgers.

No you're not, he is

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:01

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Vaders Jester posted:

Her appearance in The Matrix 2 is the only moment of suspension of disbelief in that whole film because there is no way that she was staying in that dress without magic.

god bless

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:01

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Soothing Vapors posted:

this is the most shameful thing you've ever said in a gdt

(monica bellucci)

wait that was HER?

Jesus gently caress I thought she was 50 or something by now

I remember her from films in the 90s but... god drat.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:01

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

No you're not, he is

I love this gif

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:01

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Soothing Vapors posted:

"I thought Matt Cassell would come in and give this team a spark."

Based on what you loving idiot

Based on never having watched a football game.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:01

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Soothing Vapors posted:

"I thought Matt Cassell would come in and give this team a spark."

Based on what you loving idiot

not being brandon weeden

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:02

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Petite Dinklage posted:

What's the name of it

i dont know, it's italian. google says probably "Malena" but I remember the name of the film being a phrase not a single word

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Petite Dinklage posted:

What's the name of it

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Wizard Master posted:

I am an adult baby and I have made a big stinky poopey in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it squishes between my buttcheeks and underneath my legs.

Sir this isn't e/n

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:02

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Petite Dinklage posted:

The most shameful masturbation

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:02

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Is Monica Bellucci immortal?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:02

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Hell yeah, both NFC East teams playing this week lost.

A good week.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:03

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Marketing New Brain posted:

I forget, does anyone remember if Haloti Ngata was flagged on the amazing play where he basically chopped Big Ben in the face and broke his nose? I was too busy cheering to remember.

nope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGI23rfFBNc

I masturbate to this at least once a month

Bad Moon posted:

Based on never having watched a football game.

this seemed likeliest

Mr. Despair posted:

not being brandon weeden

lol fair enough

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:03

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Ribsauce posted:

I guess I'm slanted because I know there is a zero point zero chance they throw the flag for Cam.

Carolina received the second most roughing the passer penalties in the NFL last season

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:03

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

Soothing Vapors posted:

"I thought Matt Cassell would come in and give this team a spark."

Based on what you loving idiot

Weeden Madness

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:03

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Madcosby posted:

i dont know, it's italian. google says probably "Malena" but I remember the name of the film being a phrase not a single word

European women are great I should go find one

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:03

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Brannock posted:

Carolina received the second most roughing the passer penalties in the NFL last season

I love when you poo poo on bullshit Internet Football Guy arguments with stats and poo poo

I'm too lazy and/or stupid to do it

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:04

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Look at how great this old rich guy is

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:04

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

i haven't gotten to watch any football yet today

can someone tell me what happened in football today pls

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:05

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

women gross me out they are so fake

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:05

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Bob trying to shove Pat Bowlen's dick as far down his throat as possible.

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Petey posted:

i haven't gotten to watch any football yet today

can someone tell me what happened in football today pls

everyone dead

quote:

Ian Rapoport
‏@RapSheet

Source: #Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell has a badly torn MCL, along with other damage. He's expected to be out for the season.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:05

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Petite Dinklage posted:

European women are great I should go find one

mother of tebow

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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Brannock posted:

Carolina received the second most roughing the passer penalties in the NFL last season

To be fair, Newton also gets clobbered a lot more than most QBs. He could be second in roughing calls and first in missed roughing calls.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:05

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Petite Dinklage posted:

The Cold War was never about the military, HTH

It was about those loving Communists turning our negroes into ungrateful race baiters!

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:05

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Petey posted:

i haven't gotten to watch any football yet today

can someone tell me what happened in football today pls

Leveon Bell died, the Seahawks are garbage but won, and Peyton Manning was resurrected, ascended toi heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

will_colorado posted:

everyone dead

Don't forget Steve Smith's career literally being dead.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Bell out for season, torn MCL, bummer

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

I can't even imagine a thing I give less of a gently caress about than this fuckwaffle that got inducted into the broncos hall of shame

why is this even on my TV

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

Popy: Feb 19, 2008

Petey posted:

i haven't gotten to watch any football yet today

can someone tell me what happened in football today pls

Raiders own

Brees threw 7 td

Bengals 7-0

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

will_colorado posted:

everyone dead

Aw poo poo

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Soothing Vapors posted:

Leveon Bell died, the Seahawks are garbage but won, and Peyton Manning was resurrected, ascended toi heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father

Steve Smith also died for our sins

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:06

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Infidel Castro posted:

Don't forget Steve Smith's career literally being dead.

The day of the dead took its toll

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:07

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Brannock posted:

Carolina received the second most roughing the passer penalties in the NFL last season

raw numbers alone don't really work. You'd have to take how many times they were hit and sacked to get opportunities. For example. Brady gets rid of it so quickly he barely gets touched some games (except for the last couple of weeks because his o-line is just awful), so there are a lot less opportunities for him to get a flag.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:07

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

here's the flick

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420555/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_26

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:07

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Meghan Trainor: Y or N

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

what the hell are you all telling me

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DornerHorse: May 21, 2014; Chewie, we're Prohm

Petey posted:

i haven't gotten to watch any football yet today

can someone tell me what happened in football today pls

RIP about a dozen prolific NFL players

# ? Nov 2, 2015 04:07

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