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Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN
If anything, at least Laverne Cox isn't a Kardashian.

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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Imgur is an image hosting site.

Except for extracting turds for threads like this, no one should even know how it works.

Thats loving shameful.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




This isn't a front page thing but holy loving poo poo



http://imgur.com/gallery/Tqvkv

Ahahahahaha

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Top comment :

quote:

You don't get wagyu steak and then slather it with cheese and mayo, that's moronic.

:agreed:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL


http://imgur.com/gallery/aKakMxj




http://imgur.com/gallery/lXPRruw

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

RareAcumen posted:

This isn't a front page thing but holy loving poo poo



http://imgur.com/gallery/Tqvkv

Ahahahahaha

Yea, okay, that's interesting. Um, sure, maybe its really good cheese, and now you're putting some oscar meyer salami on it, and then taking a giant mayo poo poo on it. No doubt this guy saw "Waygu steaks? That sounds Japanese! Therefor awesome, but you know what would make it better? if i put a bunch expensive versions of cheap rear end poo poo on it because Im a fatass imgur nerd who thinks this is culinary art!"

There's no way the guy who made this isn't a fat rear end silicon valley nerd. It has the cross sections of gross food monster, weird nerdness and way too much money to be anyone else.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Frw2Nxw

Because this is the REAL problem. Not rape culture or the shaming of the victims, its the poor small percentage of false accusations that occur.

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 06:54 on Nov 2, 2015

MGTen
Aug 9, 2008
Man, if only filing a false police report and obstruction of justice were crimes. And maybe if we had some sort of system where people that were damaged by fraudulent claims could, I don't know, pursue some sort of legal action? Like a criminal court but for civil matters? Would something like that work?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

MGTen posted:

Man, if only filing a false police report and obstruction of justice were crimes. And maybe if we had some sort of system where people that were damaged by fraudulent claims could, I don't know, pursue some sort of legal action? Like a criminal court but for civil matters? Would something like that work?

No, those women have besmirched the reputation of ALL men, they must be paid to suffer! Bring back the Dunking Stool! No Scold will make false claims against me and my ilk again!

MRA's want to bring back public shaming of women.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen Imgur post in a long time. 'Get officers fired' oh man that's a riot. Ah.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



RareAcumen posted:

Oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen Imgur post in a long time. 'Get officers fired' oh man that's a riot. Ah.

I'd be more inclined to believe in a conspiracy that the officers work with black people who need to fake their death for some reason.

"Ok, I'll pretend to murder you so you can disappear, and I'll get paid leave and maybe even a GoFundMe. It's win-win!"

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

imgur is frustrating because I see poo poo like this and i wanna just hate the whole site, but the comments on this picture are actually okay and appropriately calling this dude a monster and i feel like, just pick a side imgur, stop this endless pointless exercise

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'd be more inclined to believe in a conspiracy that the officers work with black people who need to fake their death for some reason.

"Ok, I'll pretend to murder you so you can disappear, and I'll get paid leave and maybe even a GoFundMe. It's win-win!"

quadrophrenic posted:

imgur is frustrating because I see poo poo like this and i wanna just hate the whole site, but the comments on this picture are actually okay and appropriately calling this dude a monster and i feel like, just pick a side imgur, stop this endless pointless exercise

Seeing the mental illness thick enough that you can almost touch it sure is something though. :allears: The polis are all heroic and good, it must be every citizen that deserved this by their own actions. After all if you can be sitting with your hands up and still get mauled, why would you ever think to try fighting back? And that guy wasn't even the scary color!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

twistedmentat posted:


http://imgur.com/gallery/Frw2Nxw

Because this is the REAL problem. Not rape culture or the shaming of the victims, its the poor small percentage of false accusations that occur.

False rape accusations are the new sperm jacking, the big bad boogieman of MRAs

quadrophrenic posted:

imgur is frustrating because I see poo poo like this and i wanna just hate the whole site, but the comments on this picture are actually okay and appropriately calling this dude a monster and i feel like, just pick a side imgur, stop this endless pointless exercise

Well there were still enough people upvoting that poo poo to get it to the front page.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Fathis Munk posted:

Well there were still enough people upvoting that poo poo to get it to the front page.

For every person who calls out the bullshit there's a hundred who go "yeah, gently caress black people" and hit the upvote button. They then move on without a second thought, upvoting other pictures that share their awful opinions.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

twistedmentat posted:

Yea, okay, that's interesting. Um, sure, maybe its really good cheese, and now you're putting some oscar meyer salami on it, and then taking a giant mayo poo poo on it. No doubt this guy saw "Waygu steaks? That sounds Japanese! Therefor awesome, but you know what would make it better? if i put a bunch expensive versions of cheap rear end poo poo on it because Im a fatass imgur nerd who thinks this is culinary art!"

I don't think this person actually had legit wagyu it's essentially impossible to get outside of japan let alone for personal consumption by a dude who is obviously retarded

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

quadrophrenic posted:

imgur is frustrating because I see poo poo like this and i wanna just hate the whole site, but the comments on this picture are actually okay and appropriately calling this dude a monster and i feel like, just pick a side imgur, stop this endless pointless exercise

It looks like 75% of the votes are upvotes

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I wouldn't mind a steak lettuce wrap but the salami and mayo looks revolting. Add some prosciutto in that.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Hmm yes what should I add to this already very fatty cut of meat? OH I KNOW, A BUNCH OF OIL AND FAT.

Edit:

A nightmare Gordon Ramsay once had posted:

Wagyu is fatty. It needs to be cooked quite thoroughly to caramelize the fat. For a lean cut, go rare. For a fatty cut, cook it more.

loving beautiful.

Ape Has Killed Ape has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Nov 2, 2015

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

---
http://imgur.com/user/YetAnotherCommenter This dude is wonderful and legit the best thing to come out of this thread. He's got like a dozen recipes or something and all of them are "Take expensive ingredients, add way too much of a sauce or cheese"

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I like how he cuts poultry and vegetables on the same board.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
His description says it'd all "foodporn" for https://m.reddit.com/r/keto so it's some diet thing. Still lovely taste though.

MGTen
Aug 9, 2008


My favorite part of AP classes was always the almost daily arguments between students over who was more pathetic. The teacher would patiently watch over us as we bickered, chuckling every now and then when we would lay out a particularly sick burn, while our fellow students clapped and shouted encouragement.

We did not do very well on the exams.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fathis Munk posted:

His description says it'd all "foodporn" for keto so it's some diet thing. Still lovely taste though.

There's a story about that.

hackbunny posted:

It's another name for low-carb, I remember it from our glorious low-carb thread. The idea is to force your body to derive energy from fat instead of sugars (ketosis) by eating lots of fats and zero sugars. Possible side effects of a careless low-carb diet include malnutrition, high blood cholesterol and terrible body odor

Sleeveless posted:




Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Just to remind people but a goon seriously ate this as a "snack." It's beef stock with fat chunks, not soup with crackers because it's "low carb" so it's okay!

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Being LowCarb is like one of those meth advertisements where they say "this isn't normal...but on meth it is." People eating cold beef stock with fat chunks. Low carb bread made entirely of packets of cream cheese and eggs. Wagyu beef covered in mayo, lovely cheese and salami with lettuce leaves instead of buns. Statins for 20 year olds and bans for people who dare to call a mod's wet soggy meal of simmered steaks gross. People eating 1-2 packs of bacon with eggs fried in the grease for breakfast because they've hit the plateau, so obviously more grease will clear your rear end out faster.

It isn't normal, but on low carb it is.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 10:56 on Nov 2, 2015

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Ahahahahaha one of the first posts on that subreddit atm :

quote:

I went back to a standard carby diet. The zits, the cramps, the farts...my goodness...

To sum things up for everyone, I did not gain any weight in the past 2 months since I've been on keto(college happened and I needed some time to adjust sophomore year), but my skin- inflammation everywhere, deep painful zits, the cramps in my stomach after eating pasta, and then the farts(smells awful and I was afraid I would almost poop in my pants when doing sit ups at the gym). My body just doesn't like processed white poo poo. My sister on the other hand eats all the sugar and wheat she wants and never gets any. Is this just genetics? How come some people never get inflammation? The skin part is what bothers me the most

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

MGTen posted:



My favorite part of AP classes was always the almost daily arguments between students over who was more pathetic. The teacher would patiently watch over us as we bickered, chuckling every now and then when we would lay out a particularly sick burn, while our fellow students clapped and shouted encouragement.

We did not do very well on the exams.
His girlfriend has hoes? To be honest, he's not doing that bad for himself if his chick's a pimp.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

kinmik posted:

His girlfriend has hoes? To be honest, he's not doing that bad for himself if his chick's a pimp.

I know it's stdh, but that joke doesn't work on any level whatsoever, unless the op gets off on humiliation

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Fathis Munk posted:

False rape accusations are the new sperm jacking, the big bad boogieman of MRAs

This was literally on the front page



quote:

Hear me out. I'm an average guy. Single dad. Don't get out much. Had my share of traumatic relationships. See here: http://imgur.com/bJxIosI But I won't ever go home with a girl I meet at the bar. I've actually had a couple of young ladies be upset or insulted. I'm too afraid they'll regret it in the morning and use their inebriation as a way to reneg their consent. Keep in mind I am too shy to ask if someone wants to go do something like that. So usually it is me turning down the opportunity. I just think it is hosed that my consent counts of I'm drinking but not theirs. Moreover. If I'm legally responsible if I decide to drive while in a state of inebriation, why does my consent to sex count for nothing? Either way I avoid it because I'm no rapist and I don't want to risk being taken from my kids.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Something tells me this dude has tried hundreds of times to bring girls home from bars and this is just gonna be his go to excuse.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

kazil posted:

This was literally on the front page



This doesn't actually happen. I don't think these people have ever actually seen another human in real life.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


kazil posted:

This was literally on the front page



Some of them are so ridiculously paranoid about it that now they're recommending guys wear body cameras 24/7 to film all of their interactions.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Kimmalah posted:

Some of them are so ridiculously paranoid about it that now they're recommending guys wear body cameras 24/7 to film all of their interactions.

"The court will now view these 8 hours recorded on a body camera as evidence that the defendant is not guilty."

I hope they mount them in a visible area so that women know who to avoid.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Leave that bad boy on during the sex to prove to the court that you did, in fact, totally get laid.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Something tells me this dude has tried hundreds of times to bring girls home from bars and this is just gonna be his go to excuse.

This is the guy who goes to the bar occasionally, sits to the side trying desperately to force eye contact with every woman, but never actually talking to anyone. He watches other guys start talking to women, and his inability to do the same turns inward to find excuses as to why it's too much trouble to try, anyway.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Or has legitimately raped a woman before, but has done enough mental gymnastics to excuse it and even make it so she was just acting crazy after.

MGTen
Aug 9, 2008

Kimmalah posted:

Some of them are so ridiculously paranoid about it that now they're recommending guys wear body cameras 24/7 to film all of their interactions.

I would love to hear them try to explain this in a bar setting.

"Oh, this thing, baby? That's my body camera. I'll be recording all of our interactions so you can't accuse me of rape later."

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



He'd better hope he's in a one-party consent state.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Monicro posted:

It's really bad, let's just all go back to swooning over laverne cox

This guy swoons over cocks.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

22 Eargesplitten posted:

He'd better hope he's in a one-party consent state.

Like he'll ever get that far with anyone, MRA false rape poo poo is all from scared virgins lol

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

22 Eargesplitten posted:

He'd better hope he's in a one-party consent state.

If he was in a one-party consent state he wouldn't need the camera.

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