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symbolic posted:as proven by my story, all you need to do is jerk each other off for a few minutes and boom, gay infection I don't know what your story is but I jerk off females not males.
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Magnus Gallant posted:I don't know what your story is but I jerk off females not males. That's not what your friend told me?
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Captain Yossarian posted:That's not what your friend told me? Uh oh
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Nov 3, 2015 20:16
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Magnus Gallant posted:For what reason? This is a good plan
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Nov 3, 2015 20:22
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Magnus Gallant posted:I don't know what your story is but I jerk off females not males.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:23
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I came here to make jokes but it got too real
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Nov 3, 2015 20:25
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accidently signed up for grinder on 19 different occasions.. imO its mostly fat fingering thats too blame (my hands are extremely fat, and im thinking, possibly bicurious)
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I woke up that night and my 7" knife was sitting right next to me. After I realized what had happened I had a good 4 mins of solitude with my 7" knife. I didn't kill anyone because I would have been send to prison.
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imo magnus gallant sounds like someone who is very well-adjusted and dealt with his emotions in a healthy way
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Magnus Gallant posted:I woke up that night and my 7" knife was sitting right next to me.
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:imo magnus gallant sounds like someone who is very well-adjusted and dealt with his emotions in a healthy way Have you ever been taken advantage of by a friends that you've known for more than 4 years? If so, good luck adjusting to that poo poo
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Bloomington posted:in the US it's not illegal to kill a gay I didn't kill him because he was my friend regardless of his claims
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Nov 3, 2015 20:33
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more like magnus goofus
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Nov 3, 2015 20:34
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Magnus Gallant posted:Have you ever been taken advantage of by a friends that you've known for more than 4 years? If so, good luck adjusting to that poo poo 
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Bloomington posted:You should probably see a therapist I've thought about it but I'm poor and can't afford a therapist. Hogge Wild posted:more like magnus goofus Lol you're not the first to make that joke
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Nov 3, 2015 20:38
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The best choice for me would be to kill myself but no one would agree with me
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Nov 3, 2015 20:39
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idk that sucking your dick without permission counts as 'hosed over' so idk about destroying him but maybe just don't chill with him anymore
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Nov 3, 2015 20:41
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Cut your own dick off to stop the spread of the gay infection.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:42
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Barely repressed rage and "joking" suicidal ideation I'll write you a clean bill of health right now, MG
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Nov 3, 2015 20:43
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Moridin920 posted:idk that sucking your dick without permission counts as 'hosed over' so idk about destroying him but maybe just don't chill with him anymore I cut him off after that. I thought he was a straight friend. I don't have a problem with gay people but if they hide themselves. . .
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Moltke posted:Barely repressed rage and "joking" suicidal ideation I'll write you a clean bill of health right now, MG
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Posting in this thread.
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yikes, well this went south.
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Dont worry I don't intend to kill myself right now
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Nov 3, 2015 20:48
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Magnus Gallant posted:I don't know what your story is but I jerk off females not males. how do you jerk off a female
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Nov 3, 2015 20:50
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me and my friend exchanged gay blow jobs... never spoke of again.
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deep impact on vhs posted:how do you jerk off a female To a female you meAn? I'd give you plenty of tips on how to make a female cum
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Magnus Gallant posted:To a female you meAn? I'd give you plenty of tips on how to make a female cum girls are gross i like boys
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Magnus Gallant posted:Dont worry I don't intend to kill myself right now In the off chance this is serious (I can't tell anymore), you should talk to your primary care physician about this because s/he will be able to help you get started on finding a therapist you can afford and might be willing to prescribe anti-depressants (or at the very least some sort of sedative) on the spot for the low, low cost of a co-pay.
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Moltke posted:In the off chance this is serious (I can't tell anymore), you should talk to your primary care physician about this because s/he will be able to help you get started on finding a therapist you can afford and might be willing to prescribe anti-depressants (or at the very least some sort of sedative) on the spot for the low, low cost of a co-pay. It is serious and thank you for your opinion.
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vaginas are legit gross, the only females I'm into have dicks
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Moridin920 posted:vaginas are legit gross, the only females I'm into have dicks typical mordin
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I've deleted his # and not physically assaulted him but why shouldn't I?
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"When you seek revenge you dig two graves -- one for your enemy, and one for any witnesses nearby" - old proverb
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gently caress the ROW posted:"When you seek revenge you dig two graves -- one for your enemy, and one for any witnesses nearby" - old proverb Lmao
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deep impact on vhs posted:girls are gross i like boys don't like boys, you like girls living in your human being world talking shop with lawyers' wifes sneaking out to meet the guys
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Page 1 okay this thread is pretty funny some funny stuff here and oh.
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pretty much everything I wore in the 90's. shhhhhh
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ChairmanMeow posted:pretty much everything I wore in the 90's. shhhhhh your move
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