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SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.
Remember that drunk bro who assaulted the Uber driver? It turns out he iswas a Taco Bell executive.

Suspect in Assault of Uber Driver Edward Caban Is Taco Bell Executive

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Ogive posted:

You guys realize all this paranoia about google isn't actually a reason to use comcast, right? I mean, I once ran Xterm sessions over a 14.4k modem, and I would describe that experience as "not precisely the apogee of human achievement."

Why comcast would seek to emulate that, while inventing overages, in TYOOL 2015 is beyond me.

My comcast connection is 100mb and has no cap :shrug: My other option is Century Link which is slow as balls and twice as expensive.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

SpaceViking posted:

Remember that drunk bro who assaulted the Uber driver? It turns out he iswas a Taco Bell executive.

Suspect in Assault of Uber Driver Edward Caban Is Taco Bell Executive

Taco Bell terminated him because he couldn't handle the fire sauce

canyoneer has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Nov 3, 2015

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006


Edit - I suppose it's a 2 for 1. The people about 4-5 rows back that are a bit higher? Those are the actual front row seats at Citi Field. But the Mets installed two sections of 20 or so seats for the World Series - for VIP types. Your seats that cost you multiple thousands of dollars are now not actually in the front row. Still a pretty good view to break your heart though.



Railing Kill posted:

That's the stuff. Aww yiss

Just scan the crowd and notice a new face each time.

Current fave : The person pulling the Wilem DaFoe "Platoon" pose.

Tony Phillips has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Nov 3, 2015

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

That's the stuff. Aww yiss

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

veedubfreak posted:

My comcast connection is 100mb and has no cap :shrug: My other option is Century Link which is slow as balls and twice as expensive.

Yeah same here, but it's probably because CenturyLink has been doing a big push to convert customers. I've had them solicit my place like 4 or 5 times. Every time they ask me what I get from comcast, I tell them and they go "oh, we can't match that... let us know when your deal expires." Of course when the deal expires you can just get a new one.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Apogee15 posted:

Yeah same here, but it's probably because CenturyLink has been doing a big push to convert customers. I've had them solicit my place like 4 or 5 times. Every time they ask me what I get from comcast, I tell them and they go "oh, we can't match that... let us know when your deal expires." Of course when the deal expires you can just get a new one.

Yep. I'm paying 100 bucks a month after fees/taxes/bullshit for HD DVR and 100mb internet with comcast vs the 180 I was paying for 25mb dsl and directv. And my price won't change after a year like they love to do on Centurylink/Direct.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Noone gives a poo poo about your internet connections :negative:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
http://i.imgur.com/pPwxJvf.webm

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/29986361/melbourne-cup-reveller-pushes-police-officer-into-bushes/

Yep. Truly a smart and wonderful idea. Also, :lol: at the I WAS DRUGGED.

http://i.imgur.com/PRg65gR.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Ha, in the US she would have been tackled to the ground and cuffed with three police officer's knees digging into her back. Australia looks like a fun place to live.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha, in the US she would have been tackled to the ground and cuffed with three police officer's knees digging into her back. Australia looks like a fun place to live.

If not white go ahead and add "gets shot" to that list.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha, in the US she would have been tackled to the ground and cuffed with three police officer's knees digging into her back. Australia looks like a fun place to live.

For posterity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU

Yes, I know Australia and New Zealand are different places

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Maker Of Shoes posted:

If not white go ahead and add "gets shot" to that list.

If white, replace "gets shot" with "has face smashed on ground and knocked unconscious".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcEd-Pp67LU

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



He miss the "get set" part?

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Wanamingo posted:

For posterity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU

Yes, I know Australia and New Zealand are different places

I somehow never saw this until now. That's loving hysterical.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha, in the US she would have been tackled to the ground and cuffed with three police officer's knees digging into her back. Australia looks like a fun place to live.

PFt, not likely. She's white and she looks like she has money, it'll probably just be a slap on the wri-


:stare:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Don't ever even kick a cop in the shins.

If you're white they'll take you to the floor.

If not, welp

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I've been watching a lot of videos of people being weirdos in public and quite a few of them belong here.

A ridiculously obnoxious vegan in Long Island goes off at another train passenger and eventually gets kicked off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJAxemWso1M

Subway customer holds up the line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlpp8LrVko

It's probably not a good idea to loudly preach when it's Sunday morning and people are trying to sleep in. Skip to 14:30 if you don't want to watch the whole thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86-nT7p1L4
(Sorry if this one was already posted)

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 02:17 on Nov 4, 2015

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpxPLqnq1M


Lost my poo poo at the guy with the champagne bottle though.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Hey we all like parents traumatizing kids right? Has it been long enough since that derail? At least it's not on a birthday, right? The annual Jimmy Kimmel fans telling their kids they ate all the halloween candy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pTZTHZF4E

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Celery Face posted:


It's probably not a good idea to loudly preach when it's Sunday morning and people are trying to sleep in. Skip to 14:30 if you don't want to watch the whole thing.


That was very satisfying. I hope the guy didn't get into too much trouble.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Elendil004 posted:

Hey we all like parents traumatizing kids right? Has it been long enough since that derail? At least it's not on a birthday, right? The annual Jimmy Kimmel fans telling their kids they ate all the halloween candy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pTZTHZF4E

That is awesome.

Does beg the question of how many parents took the challenge a little off and actually ate all the candy.

Guessing it's the ones who shot in portrait mode.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Singing + metal broom + power line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9qSduzY3-0

Don't touch it yet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE07yyp2QiQ

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Celery Face posted:

It's probably not a good idea to loudly preach when it's Sunday morning and people are trying to sleep in. Skip to 14:30 if you don't want to watch the whole thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86-nT7p1L4
(Sorry if this one was already posted)

I made it through 30 seconds of that dude before I was glad he got his rear end beat.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bip Roberts posted:

I made it through 30 seconds of that dude before I was glad he got his rear end beat.

"Repentenance"

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Elendil004 posted:

Hey we all like parents traumatizing kids right? Has it been long enough since that derail? At least it's not on a birthday, right? The annual Jimmy Kimmel fans telling their kids they ate all the halloween candy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pTZTHZF4E

How many of these are staged?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Bip Roberts posted:

I made it through 30 seconds of that dude before I was glad he got his rear end beat.

Isn't he supposed to turn the other cheek?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpxPLqnq1M


Lost my poo poo at the guy with the champagne bottle though.

For me it was the one right before it - the accidental volleyball blowjob.


TotalLossBrain posted:

Isn't he supposed to turn the other cheek?

He also supposed to not be like unto the Pharisee. Or whatever those jerks were called in the bible who went around acting like dickholes.

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

*looking at charred knife with huge chunks missing*
"Yeah, it melted it the second time, too."

PopRocks
Jul 4, 2003

WTF am I reading?
Election schadenfreude: small Texas city votes against adding fluoride to the water, upholds stereotype that rednecks have bad teeth:
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local/early-returns-show-san-marcos-favors-anti-flouride/npFsb/ :q:




e:link fixed

PopRocks has a new favorite as of 07:48 on Nov 4, 2015

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

PopRocks posted:

Election schadenfreude: small Texas city votes against adding fluoride to the water, upholds stereotype that rednecks have bad teeth:
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local/early-returns-show-san-marcos-favors-anti-flouride/ :q:

quote:

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

PopRocks posted:

Election schadenfreude: small Texas city votes against adding fluoride to the water, upholds stereotype that rednecks have bad teeth:
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local/early-returns-show-san-marcos-favors-anti-flouride/ :q:

Fluoride is a naturally occurring element in water, and part of what happens with fluoridation is making sure drinking water has the right level of the stuff. Sometimes this means adding it in, sometimes it means taking it out. Texas happens to be naturally high in flouride, so most likely they're ending up with more of it than before.

quote:

The history of fluoridation in the United States underlines its unique standing as a public health measure copied from a natural phenomenon. In the early 1900s, Dr. Frederick S. McKay began an almost 30-year search for the cause of the staining of teeth that was prevalent in Colorado, where he practiced dentistry. In his investigation, McKay found the condition common in other states, including Texas, where it was known as "Texas teeth." In 1928, he concluded that such teeth, although stained, showed "a singular absence of decay," and that both the staining and the decay resistance were caused by something in the water. In 1931, the "something" was identified as fluoride.

http://www.quackwatch.com/03HealthPromotion/fluoride.html

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No, you see fluoride is a dangerous poison in the same way sodium is an explosive metal and chlorine a toxic gas which is why table salt should be outlawed.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
You fellas are not up on your dihydrogen-monoxide knowledge.

poo poo's poison.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/90tCL0L.webm

More.

http://imgur.com/gallery/9uOAk

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

http://i.imgur.com/WzQMZmJ.webm

This is terrifying and invokes Lovecraftian elements of fear inside of me.

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Gross Dude posted:

http://i.imgur.com/WzQMZmJ.webm

This is terrifying and invokes Lovecraftian elements of fear inside of me.

That dude is lucky his lungs didn't pop. Jesus that was stupid.

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