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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



AnonSpore posted:

I didn't know it was possible to hate profiteroles!

Well, this is what I think of when I say cream puff:



Too much man, too much.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Pan de muerto looks delightful

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Best pan de muerto is cake sized.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

VendaGoat posted:

Gingersnap, Sugar, Shortbread or Snicker Doodle?

This is important

Snicker doodle all the way.

It's fun to say, and a properly made one is soft and fluffy.

I barely even consider gingersnaps cookies.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Sweet As Sin posted:

Best pan de muerto is cake sized.



That looks more like pan de muerto to me, never seen it bun-sized.

Would (eat anything pan de muerto).

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

School cafeterias weren't a thing until I was in Grade 11 and moved to the city. In the rural schools, if you didn't bring lunch you didn't get food. Or you could go home if you lived in the town, most of the places I lived were a 5-10 minute walk to get across. So I'm glad I don't have that nasty meal experience.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's probably the school's "vegetarian" option.

Chick full of...bun-ly goodness.

Growing up, my school lunches weren't too terrible. Yeah, most of it was pre-packaged frozen stuff shoved into an oven, but there were a few exceptions.

In elementary school, they had the best loving rolls. One lunch lady was the "roll lady" and she made hundreds and hundreds of those bad boys each day, and once a pan came out of the oven, she took one of those 1-pound blocks of butter and just went over the tops of them. I mean, it wasn't a whole pound of butter per tray of rolls, that's be insanely good, but it was still a lot of butter.

Then when I went to middle/high school, I was sad because the rolls there were just frozen garbage. :smith:

But in high school, they had good soups. Mostly still made from frozen ingredients, but at least combined well with spices and a few touches to make them seem more homemade. And they also had hand-made desserts, but only on Fridays.

The softest, fuffiest chocolate chip cookies you ever had. :unsmith:

Cookies at my hs were only semi-solid. They were somehow so full of vegetable oil they were more of a cookie paste than anything else.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

I remember when they were increasing the prices on school lunches, the actual lunch went from $2 to $2.50 which was reasonable, but then they slapped the .50 increase on literally everything without scaling it so cookies went from .50 to $1.


They were really lovely cookies too.

Like, so lovely that people started specifically going out to the nearby Ralphs just to buy a $6 dozen of the store cookies because they were literally twice as big and half the cost.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Oh god its all coming back to me

Sandwiches that were mostly bread so goddamn dry it literally crumbled in your hands filled with deli meat with big crunchy chunks of cartilage imbedded in it. Cookie sludge. Cartons of orange juice that were still loving frozen. Pizza that was essentially wet tomato bread but still gave you the worts heartburn of your life.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Well, this is what I think of when I say cream puff:



Too much man, too much.

That's, like, the first cream puff I've ever seen that I'd actually bother eating. Every other one I've had has been soggy, lovely, and had less filling than the cheap-assest Chinese meat buns you can imagine.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

we had some pretty good hotdogs in high school tho, real bratwursts

e: i made chicago dogs out of them at the salad bar

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think my school had decent lunches but it was so long ago it would have had to have been amazing or horrible for me to fully remember

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Humboldt Squid posted:

Cookies at my hs were only semi-solid. They were somehow so full of vegetable oil they were more of a cookie paste than anything else.

yeah. at mine they were baked by the special ed kids (the sunshine gang) and they were always undercooked and totally waterproof. like if you dunked them in milk it would bead and roll off

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

cash crab posted:

^^^: behold, a rule


??????????

It's cheese that has been microwaved to a crisp (aka "ghetto goldfish")

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

NotAnArtist posted:

Pan de muerto looks delightful

It absolutely is, and it's actually pretty easy to make from scratch. Hell, a buddy of mine made a loaf successfully a while back and he's the kind of guy who needs his hand held while making macaroni and cheese/Kraft Dinner.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
This was my rural Ontario High School in the 90s:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Humboldt Squid posted:

Oh god its all coming back to me

Sandwiches that were mostly bread so goddamn dry it literally crumbled in your hands filled with deli meat with big crunchy chunks of cartilage imbedded in it. Cookie sludge. Cartons of orange juice that were still loving frozen. Pizza that was essentially wet tomato bread but still gave you the worts heartburn of your life.




My high school (rural NorCal) had great lunches for some reason though; they had a rotating schedule hot bar that one week would be pasta, the next would be Mexican, and the next sandwiches to order, and then it would repeat. I used to get these sandwiches that started with a long roll opened to 180 degrees and laid flat, with mayo and cheese, upon which the lady would pile on all this freshly sliced, flaky turkey that had clearly come straight off a bird rather than being a formed pressed grainless loaf of wet processed deli gel. Then I could stack on all the pickles I wanted :getin:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


My high school had some surprisingly good food, too. Every day there were caesar or greek salads. Chicken Caesar wraps. Two days a week you could get a paper plate with fries piled on, mozza cheese, and gravy for 5 bucks, and there were different specials the other days. There were also burgers, which were either with cheese and lettuce, or covered with fried onions and BBQ sauce.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

bringmyfishback posted:


What even is this? Who forgot to hot dog? YOU HAD ONE JOB, MYRTLE SWANSON!

They called that an "Italian Dunker" where I grew up. It was on the menu at least once every other week, probably because it costs about 10 cents to make and lunch was a fixed price of $1.65.

However my high school had Pizza Hut and Subway delivered once each week and would sell slices and 6" sandwiches for $2.50.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

:unsmigghh:

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

BRB, starting a milk smuggling business.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

cash crab posted:

^^^: behold, a rule


??????????

My guess is microwaved Kraft Singles.

I remember a babysitter doing that, but she only melted them and ate it with a fork.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Kakairo posted:

BRB, starting a milk smuggling business.

Eh, by the time you transport and regfrigerate all that milk, your going price per ounce isn't going to be any better than theirs.


Unless you irradiate/ contaminate their milk supply with cobalt/iodine first...

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

School cafeterias weren't a thing until I was in Grade 11 and moved to the city. In the rural schools, if you didn't bring lunch you didn't get food. Or you could go home if you lived in the town, most of the places I lived were a 5-10 minute walk to get across. So I'm glad I don't have that nasty meal experience.

Cafeteria food was like 70% good throughout my school experience but you lived in like a tire down the road from a storm drain so yeah your school district probably wouldn't have provided a great food experience

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


My middle school had motherfucking Taco Bell, it was great. Everything came without onions, and was cheap as poo poo. Your five bucks or lunch voucher could get you a proper meal or an armful of bean burritos and an ice cream sandwich. I loved it in 1994 but I can see how it's also why America is so disgusting.

Actual food porn for school kids, but anti- as far as public nutritional policy goes.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I thought this was from Nunavut for a second and I was very, very sad.

Examples:









And so on.

e: American school lunch YUMMY

cash crab has a new favorite as of 01:58 on Nov 4, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cash crab posted:

I thought this was from Nunavut for a second and I was very, very sad.

What is there that people willingly live there?

It better be a continuous, unending amount of oral sex and, gently caress, I still wouldn't live there for a ridiculous amount of money.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

tribbledirigible posted:

Eh, by the time you transport and regfrigerate all that milk, your going price per ounce isn't going to be any better than theirs.


Unless you irradiate/ contaminate their milk supply with cobalt/iodine first...

Powdered, then reconstituted. :devil:

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Kakairo posted:

Powdered, then reconstituted. :devil:

I think chalk is cheaper than powdered milk. Maybe a good profit maximizing trick?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


VendaGoat posted:

What is there that people willingly live there?

It better be a continuous, unending amount of oral sex and, gently caress, I still wouldn't live there for a ridiculous amount of money.

Average income for Natives there is less than $17000 a year, and a plane ticket for a single person out would be about $2000. :smith: So, I wouldn't say most people are willingly there. I think they've since reduced "necessary items" but this doesn't include baby formula, feminine hygiene or a lot of non-food items. It's a huge pain to get food out there. Of course, they were chiefly interested in hunting, but people get really sandy about that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cash crab posted:

Average income for Natives there is less than $17000 a year, and a plane ticket for a single person out would be about $2000. :smith: So, I wouldn't say most people are willingly there. I think they've since reduced "necessary items" but this doesn't include baby formula, feminine hygiene or a lot of non-food items. It's a huge pain to get food out there. Of course, they were chiefly interested in hunting, but people get really sandy about that.

WTF is there, to keep people there?

Just crushing debt and the status quo?

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Crushing debt, your entire family, your lifestyle and home.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Eponine posted:

Crushing debt, your entire family, your lifestyle and home.

The latter is probably it for the older generation. From what I understand of Inuit culture and how it's changed over the years, European-style foods and modern processed foods have been steadily pushing out the old standards of subsistence hunting and mild foraging. Modern hunting methods with snowmobiles and firearms is also more costly than traditional methods, but the old methods are much slower and less appealing to people who aren't hardcore traditionalists. So as the price of pre-packaged foods gets lower, Nunavut will likely get dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century with the subsistence hunting going the way of the dodo.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

VendaGoat posted:

WTF is there, to keep people there?

Just crushing debt and the status quo?

If you don't make enough money to save any, it's hard to leave a place, regardless of the other reasons.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I visited Barrow a few years ago. The only vehicle I saw moving around town during the bus tour was a backhoe moving dirt at the cemetery. "Lots of suicides around here," the native guide said





AFP: Pepe's



now burned down.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

If you don't make enough money to save any, it's hard to leave a place, regardless of the other reasons.

Motherfucking grow a pair.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_American

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

I'm not saying it doesn't happen or that it's impossible, just that it's hard. How is this a difficult concept for you to grasp?

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Kakairo posted:

That looks more like pan de muerto to me, never seen it bun-sized.

Would (eat anything pan de muerto).

There's bun sized pan de muerto at my countrie's supermarkets. You got like three sizes. Small, medium, and extra mother loving large. This year people got creative and we got white chocolate glazed pan de muerto at a local bakery.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Uhm, Australia is the biggest producer of Wagyu outside of Japan. They even have an Australian Wagyu Association. Maybe it's not big where you are personally but it's a "thing" down under.

Interesting. I don't see that much of it at most butcheries or even supermarkets and where I live is a very foodie town. Maybe it isn't grown here (my butcher supplies from local farms) or any that is locally is exported. Even in Brisbane which is near me I've only seen it at one butcher and it was a marble score 7. So I dare say it may be getting exported. Even black Angus is hard to find, my butcher gets a rather small amount but not that much. Supermarkets sell more of it and the cuts are poo poo

Ignimbrite posted:

Just because we produce it doesn't mean a lot of it enters our residential market. That's the way a lot of our produce goes, we export 'premium' goods, then our supermarkets buy in dirt cheap poo poo from whatever because it's cheaper.

I mean, most top end places that serve beef will probably have wagyu steaks but unless you're in a big city or live near a place where the cattle / beef is produced, it's significantly more likely you'll encounter just "beef" or angus.

This is for most of NSW, mind, I can't really say for the other states.

I'm in south east Queensland and it's much the same. Even friends out west from my time at uni don't raise wagyu. But yeah, it's pretty well mostly exported unless you're Matt Moran or any other similar high-profile restauranteur who can justify selling a 200g rib eye for $120.

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Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

The people who made it to America were the lucky ones who didn't starve in a gutter.

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