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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

Why are my teeth showing like that?

Do you have my teef? :canada:

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Do you have my teef? :canada:

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!

Eeew, TMMadman! Stop showing us Do Over Ham's teeth!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!

And that's the "tooth"!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!

Chintzy Pop is the worst legal popcorn. Many of the kernels are baby teeth. There are only two goons cheap enough to buy this crap.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:



What the hell are you smiling at?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



:gonk: That's enough! THAT'S ENOOOOUGH!! :cry:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


DizzyBum posted:

:gonk: That's enough! THAT'S ENOOOOUGH!! :cry:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithins day already?

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithins day already?

TMMadman, are you writing a play?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!

TMMadman, I haven't even done anything yet.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

York_M_Chan posted:

TMMadman, are you writing a play?

I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

York_M_Chan posted:

Chintzy Pop is the worst legal popcorn. Many of the kernels are baby teeth. There are only two goons cheap enough to buy this crap.

These hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

These hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Suuuuuure, Lisa. A magical animal!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

These hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

Oh no, it's encrusted with filth. Oh well, lets' sell it anyway. Now this is just between me and you, smashed hat.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher! :mad:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Root Bear posted:

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher! :mad:

The following types of dog are now edible...

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Root Bear posted:

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher! :mad:

I just don't get it. People love rats but they won't drink their milk? :shrug:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

And that's the "tooth"!

Hold still while I gas you.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Hold still while I gas you.

...what the hell is that?...:gas:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Neddy Seagoon posted:

...what the hell is that?...:gas:

I don't remember the air in the kitchen being so wavy.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Hold still while I gas you.

Hey, this isn't anesthetic, it's new car smell.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

I don't remember the air in the kitchen being so wavy.

And I don't like this urine sample one bit.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

And I don't like this urine sample one bit.

Boom! Boom it went! Boom! Just like that! They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes.




At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

And I don't like this urine sample one bit.

Now, why do they call this a urine monkey? Oh... I just found out.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Boom! Boom it went! Boom! Just like that!

I'm sorry, it must have been that bean I had for dinner. Ka-blammo!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Now, why do they call this a urine monkey? Oh... I just found out.

How many monkey butlers will there be?

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

How many monkey butlers will there be?

How big of a monkey?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


York_M_Chan posted:

How big of a monkey?

It was the best of times, it was the... BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

How big of a monkey?

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

Torture Land? Explosion Land? Searing Gas Pain Land? Unneccessary Surgery Land?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


DizzyBum posted:

Torture Land? Explosion Land? Searing Gas Pain Land? Unneccessary Surgery Land?

Lady, you disgust me.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

You chose fruit, you live with fruit. :colbert:

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

DizzyBum posted:

It was the best of times, it was the... BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!!

Oh, your dad used to be as smart as a monkey, then his mind started gettin' lazy and now he's as dumb as a chimp.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Perry Normal posted:

Oh, your dad used to be as smart as a monkey, then his mind started gettin' lazy and now he's as dumb as a chimp.

Look at those poor saps back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Root Bear posted:

You chose fruit, you live with fruit. :colbert:

I know this is just a dream, but I'll take it!

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

IMJack posted:

I'm sorry, it must have been that bean I had for dinner. Ka-blammo!

Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most...

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Jorghnassen posted:

Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most...

What kind of catchphrase is that?

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Now, why do they call this a urine monkey? Oh... I just found out.

Its claws are really digging into my skull...

It can crush clams with them! :)

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