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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



taint flavor aka this thread

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
My favorite crazy old candy is candy corn.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

notZaar posted:

My favorite crazy old candy is candy corn.

Mix it with peanuts and you can't distinguish it from a Payday. While still a second-tier candybar, Payday is way better than candycorn alone.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Gorilla Salad posted:

Say what you want, I fukken loved these things as a kid.



I like to imagine a kid in a trench coat pulling out a box of FAGs, tapping the box on his palm, and sliding one out. His hall informant steps out from inside a locker, "Those things'll kill ya."

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

joat mon posted:

Mix it with peanuts and you can't distinguish it from a Payday. While still a second-tier candybar, Payday is way better than candycorn alone.

Personally I can eat candy corn raw. Of course after about 10 pieces it turns my mouth into a numb cavern full of corn syrup paste.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Has anyone eaten a orange peanut candy ever?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

blugu64 posted:

Has anyone eaten a orange peanut candy ever?

Everyone has, once and only once

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

notZaar posted:

My favorite crazy old candy is candy corn.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

blugu64 posted:

Has anyone eaten a orange peanut candy ever?

Those and the ugly stale marshmallow rabbits/chickens at easter



yes I like them.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

These haven't been sold for decades, the entire inventory is dispersed in glass bowls nationwide, just sitting there ignored like the elderly people who keep them.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



notZaar posted:

These haven't been sold for decades, the entire inventory is dispersed in glass bowls nationwide, just sitting there ignored like the elderly people who keep them.

lmgtfy grandma or pa

http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Only 10 pounds left in stock.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

It's a knock off, no jelly.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Why are you posting millenial jpegs?
This is now the Candy Of The Elderly thread.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
freaks and geeks v. 2.2

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug

blugu64 posted:

Has anyone eaten a orange peanut candy ever?

This girl on my team at work was eating a bag of these at our 9am meeting a few weeks ago. They are not a breakfast food. They aren't even a food.

BowreeBookstore
Oct 29, 2015
No one who eats neco wafers has any illusion that they are cool.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I like the idea of old-tyme morphine lozenges flavored with something like clove or birch

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
fisherman's friends original are the only lozenge as far as im concerned

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

this and boston baked beans

although I did get a candy coated rock once in my boston baked beans

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

spacemang_spliff posted:

although I did get a candy coated rock once in my boston baked beans

How could you tell?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

blugu64 posted:

Has anyone eaten a orange peanut candy ever?

they are awesome

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

out of place guy laughing in the top corner

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

They've been updated I see



NZ version. With red tip for extra realism...

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
no generation of teenagers ever has had good hairstyles is what im learning from this. I want to make fun of dudes these days but then remember our bleached split mushroom heads and say never mind moving on.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nomadologique posted:

out of place guy laughing in the top corner

POINT OUT THE OTHER THINGS I MISSED

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

nomadologique posted:

out of place guy laughing in the top corner

that guy seems like he'd be way more fun to hang out with rather than anyone else in the picture

Pycckuu
Sep 13, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

This is the only edible candy in all of the United States of America. What the hell is wrong with you people?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


Those are still a lot better than the god awful haircuts of the 90s. Nobody has their hair half-shaved and half-long, pulled into a rat tail, a mullet, a tube-top, a bowl-cut or words or symbols shaved into their hair.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

The_Franz posted:

Those are still a lot better than the god awful haircuts of the 90s. Nobody has their hair half-shaved and half-long, pulled into a rat tail, a mullet, a tube-top, a bowl-cut or words or symbols shaved into their hair.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Dammit, Ba-lock-ay

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

HEY NONG MAN posted:

POINT OUT THE OTHER THINGS I MISSED

sense of dignity

Strip Club Vet
Nov 4, 2015

by Lowtax

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the plight of the manlet

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i'm not sure how i feel about viral marketing that takes advantage of MRA obsession w height to sell them products based on their self loathing and confirmation bias

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

nomadologique posted:

i'm not sure how i feel about viral marketing that takes advantage of MRA obsession w height to sell them products based on their self loathing and confirmation bias

How is that different from every other form of advertising?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
mras seem like a particularly vulnerable group

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

most of my friends would only do this to a jerk, so if you're not a jerk don't worry

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