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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

fast food is precision engineered to be built from a global supply chain at minimum cost, producing a delicious product within narrow parameters, hitting the target dead-on every time, millions of times over

then it is thrown together by disgruntled minimum wage workers inside a broken down franchise, and 90% of the time it is loving garbage. if it wasn't because the boss-man is using the ingredients that thawed a little in the freezer, it's because some disaffected worker stuffed your refried beans down his pants for a laugh

eating fast food is just chasing the dragon. you remember that perfect chalupa, once, and every new 99c chalupa is an attempt to capture a little bit of the magic. most of the time it's a bundle of e. coli and sadness, but there was, that one time, the perfect chalupa, engineered by some casual dining deity

the only way to win is not to play. it's not about authenticity. it's not about supporting some cause. it's about breaking free from the cycle of fast food disappointment.

what's your problem lol

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

FormatAmerica posted:

how has everyone burg chatting not heard of/been to Shake Shack?

shake shack is good

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Captain Foo posted:

shake shack is good

i had it when i was in DC recently

"eh, yeah this is good i guess" was all i could muster




my taco bell easy order:

* 2 doritos locos tacos supremes no tomatos
* chicken quesadilla
* small sprite or something

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


prefect posted:

The dietitian might take out a small chocolate éclair and replace it with a kiwi for dessert if she thinks there's too much sugar that week.

lol. basically "France doesn't treat it like an underfunded afterthought"

my gf looked into getting a job as a head dietitian for the local school district. the dietary part turned out to consist of copying and pasting pre-approved meals while primarily being concerned with staying under budget. 90% of the job actually involved wrangling the minimum wage staffing of the kitchens and going from school to school to cover when someone didn't show up. certainly the sort of thing a person with the required masters in nutrition, dietitian certification, and years of paediatric experience would be jumping to do for $35k.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

schools here literally got fresh ingredients via a government program, sold them to Tyson below market value, and got a discount on frozen processed lunches in return

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

OK now twitter is targeting ads at me about coal wtf

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Luigi Thirty posted:

schools here literally got fresh ingredients via a government program, sold them to Tyson below market value, and got a discount on frozen processed lunches in return

what

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

http://techcrunch.com/2015/11/03/twitter-engineering-manager-leslie-miley-leaves-company-because-of-diversity-issues/

quote:

Where the two disagreed was around how to track the ethnicities of the candidates. 

As we continued the discussion, he suggested I create a tool to analyze candidates last names to classify their ethnicity. His rationale was to track candidates thru the pipeline to understand where they were falling out. He made the argument that the last name Nguyen, for example, has an extremely high likelihood of being Vietnamese. As an engineer, I understand this suggestion and why it may seem logical. However, classifying ethnicity’s by name is problematic as evidenced by my name (Leslie Miley) What I also found disconcerting is this otherwise highly sophisticated thinker could posit that an issue this complex could be addressed by name analysis. (For reference, here is atool that attempts to do that. With Jewish or African/African Americans, this classifier scored 0% on identifying these groups in Twitter engineering). While not intentional, his idea underscored the unconscious tendency to ignore the complex forces of history, colonization, slavery and identity.

After that meeting, Miley started thinking about how, in good conscience, he could continue working at Twitter, where its SVP of engineering “could see himself as a technology visionary and be so unaware of this blind spot in his understanding of diversity.”

I love it when engineers engineer their way out of social psychology problems :allears:

EDIT: thought i got this part in my quote too but i guess not, here's my favorite part

quote:

A particular low moment for Miley, he wrote, happened when he asked a question at Twitter’s engineering leadership meeting about what specific steps Twitter engineering was taking to increase diversity. Twitter’s senior VP of Engineering responded, “diversity is important, but we won’t lower the bar.”

"if we hire more blacks we'll have to compromise quality because they're inherently inferior!"

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Nov 4, 2015

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Luigi Thirty posted:

schools here literally got fresh ingredients via a government program, sold them to Tyson below market value, and got a discount on frozen processed lunches in return

because it is really expensive to prep food for thousands at dozens of locations from fresh ingredients, and the budget is usually ~$2-3 per meal including ingredients and labor. it is at the point where the real economy of scale that lets companies churn out millions of frozen meals doesn't kick in but large enough that logistics are really important in a way they aren't if you are cooking for a family.

up the budget to $10-20 per and you would get pretty amazing food made from scratch. but imagine the fallout when some conservative tax avenger gets their hands on a photo of a poor minority eating that meal via the free and reduced lunch program.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shifty Pony posted:

because it is really expensive to prep food for thousands at dozens of locations from fresh ingredients, and the budget is usually ~$2-3 per meal including ingredients and labor. it is at the point where the real economy of scale that lets companies churn out millions of frozen meals doesn't kick in but large enough that logistics are really important in a way they aren't if you are cooking for a family.

up the budget to $10-20 per and you would get pretty amazing food made from scratch. but imagine the fallout when some conservative tax avenger gets their hands on a photo of a poor minority eating that meal via the free and reduced lunch program.

is it though? because at my school we generally just got some random stuff, mostly pre-frozen but some prepared but barely mixed together shoved in a big restaurant oven in the morning and left there until lunch time, seems like reheating frozen stuff would be about the same.

i mean i think we criminally underpay education employees and even the lunch lady deserves a living wage but i don't really see how this comes out ahead for the school and not tyson.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i mean i grew up in "50th out of 50" in education Florida so i might have a skewed idea of a school lunch

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i watched that jamie oliver series

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

they should get rid of the concept of local property taxes being a significant part of a public school's budget and pay for everything entirely at the state level or something

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

i mean i grew up in "50th out of 50" in education Florida so i might have a skewed idea of a school lunch

is this literally true? Public schools in Florida have worse outcomes than even Mississippi? I find that hard to believe

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

fart simpson posted:

they should get rid of the concept of local property taxes being a significant part of a public school's budget and pay for everything entirely at the state level or something

this but change the constitution so it's at the federal level because the south needs all the forcing it can to not constantly try to sneak creationism in and deprive poor children of nutrition.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Broken Machine posted:

is this literally true? Public schools in Florida have worse outcomes than even Mississippi? I find that hard to believe

we've been fighting Mississippi for last place for a while now, we were in dead last for years but yeah Mi is what finally claimed the poo poo title away from us. idk what we are since i left school and my mom retired from the schoolboard.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i just looked it up and the first result (alec) seems to think we're in 10th place which is... unlikely, to say the least. i hardly think rick scott made education better.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

eschaton posted:

goonburger dinner in mt. view at Clark's soon then, weeknight or weekend?

yes plz

if its weekday, id only get there around 7-8 since im currently commuting to new job's sf office until the sobay office opens in dec

gonna be across the street from hp

also i think barneys around berk/oak are good but i havent been to one in three years

Progressive JPEG fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Nov 4, 2015

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Broken Machine posted:

is this literally true? Public schools in Florida have worse outcomes than even Mississippi? I find that hard to believe

Rick Scott cut $2 billion from public education because common core and is doing his best to wreck every college in the state

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

Rick Scott cut $2 billion from public education because common core and is doing his best to wreck every college in the state

sounds like what Brownback is doing to Kansas. What's sad about that is that, despite screwing over the teachers and shorting students, they're still delivering surprisingly good educations. It's just now the teachers and other staff get to do an already mostly thankless job for less money and appalling working conditions.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

this but change the constitution so it's at the federal level because the south needs all the forcing it can to not constantly try to sneak creationism in and deprive poor children of nutrition.

wow nice socialism idiot. all taxation is theft :heritage:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Okay I figured it out, the ranking I remember was highschool graduations, from 2004 to 2007 we were dead last in graduations by percentage but we've come up since then. One of the reasons we came up is because we lowered the standards of our standardized tests because too many people were failing them :v:

the story I was always told as to why we were so bad at education is we have a big voting block of old people who have no kids in the state that need public schools, so our budget is constantly getting cut or hosed with (for instance, in the mid-2000's my area approved a minimum class size amendment that was supposed to also go hand-in-hand with a half-cent sales tax increase. except the sales tax increase was voted down, so we wound up with a class size mandate and nothing to fund it with). this is incidentally why we also have one of the scariest, most militarized police forces - old people are terrified of rowdy gangster blacks.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Broken Machine posted:

sounds like what Brownback is doing to Kansas. What's sad about that is that, despite screwing over the teachers and shorting students, they're still delivering surprisingly good educations. It's just now the teachers and other staff get to do an already mostly thankless job for less money and appalling working conditions.

they forced the president out of the local community college because he wanted to build a library (WASTE FRAUD AND ABUSE WE HAVE THE INTERNET NOW), split one of my college's campuses off into a failing separate college to give his buddy a paycheck, and started eliminating tenure statewide

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Broken Machine posted:

sounds like what Brownback is doing to Kansas. What's sad about that is that, despite screwing over the teachers and shorting students, they're still delivering surprisingly good educations. It's just now the teachers and other staff get to do an already mostly thankless job for less money and appalling working conditions.

rick scott is amazingly lovely even for a rich white skeletor republican. the federal government was ready to give us several billion dollars to build a rad high-speed rail, like give us the money, all we'd have to do is buy the stations I think, and he rejected the free federal money because "the government should be more fiscally responsible" so the feds just turned around and gave it to California which happily accepted the multibillion dollar infrastructure investment because they're not loving insane.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

also what's up with Florida drivers being super bad and angry? Only time I've ever been physically threatened by another driver was some rear end in a top hat in Florida (who was speeding towards a red light and not paying attention, somehow this was my fault)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

like Rick Scott is easily one of the worst governors in recent memory, and we were governed by a loving Bush for 8 years.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Broken Machine posted:

also what's up with Florida drivers being super bad and angry? Only time I've ever been physically threatened by another driver was some rear end in a top hat in Florida (who was speeding towards a red light and not paying attention, somehow this was my fault)

stand your ground law goes to people's heads.

i am not kidding, i have had people explain to me exactly how much of a person's body must be inside their car / on their property before they're legally allowed to blow their head off with glee.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Broken Machine posted:

also what's up with Florida drivers being super bad and angry? Only time I've ever been physically threatened by another driver was some rear end in a top hat in Florida (who was speeding towards a red light and not paying attention, somehow this was my fault)

it's the only state I've been to where cars always go either 40 or 80 regardless of actual speed limit

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Nov 4, 2015

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

going into the toll booth on the skyway the speed limit drops from 65 to 55 and there are always cops there

I get passed by people blowing through doing 70 500 feet from the toll booth and then slamming on their brakes because the transponder lane's speed limit is 25 all the time

I got flipped off by someone in a giant truck because I wouldn't go 80 in pea soup fog on 275 through St Pete

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Condiv posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZe5DXeYzw

lol

"they suggest you keep your hands on the steering at all times but we're not gonna do that cause..."

also lol he got a ticket cause the autopilot sped

edit: seriouly that video is retarded as poo poo, that guy's looking away from the road with papers in both hands while "testing" alpha autopilot software. tesla is being extremely negligent releasing this feature to idiots

why would you release alpha software for car autopilot to the public

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Improbable Lobster posted:

why would you release alpha software for car autopilot to the public

wasn't it $1500 DLC

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
the first thing anyone does with bugles is they put them on their fingers and pretends to be a witch with pointy fingers

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
that dude who's disrupting the pill industry by charging $750 a pop got a nice invitation to come to the senate

check out that schedule of questions for him, it's great

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
a lot of states are starting to test out online charter schools because charter school companies are loving cheap as hell and who cares about funding education

but it turns out online charter schools are garbage.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...an-entire-year/

compared to a 180 day school year in public school, students of online charter schools on average find themselves 72 days behind at the end of the year in reading and 180 days behind in math. i guess at least they didn't lose anything?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

fart simpson posted:

they should get rid of the concept of local property taxes being a significant part of a public school's budget and pay for everything entirely at the state level or something

new jersey and vermont have forced transfers of local property tax from rich districts to poor districts to generate a roughly level playing field, and it works really well. on top of that they both have state programs providing additional funding for things like getting prekindergarten and kindergarten in the poorer districts, and supplementing teacher salaries if you're willing to work in a poor district.

unsurprisingly, vermont has the 4th best public school performance in the nation, and new jersey has second best, depsite both having signifcant pockets of poor areas that would, due to the way education funding works in a typical state, drag down the average performance. (maryland is #3 and massachusetts is #1)

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Groupon stock down 30% today, under $3 a share now

remember when daily deals sites the next big thing? remember when Google, Amazon and Facebook made their own groupon clones?

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Tayter Swift posted:

that dude who's disrupting the pill industry by charging $750 a pop got a nice invitation to come to the senate

check out that schedule of questions for him, it's great

hes gonna have to raise the price more to pay all his legal fees

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Nintendo Kid posted:

new jersey and vermont have forced transfers of local property tax from rich districts to poor districts to generate a roughly level playing field, and it works really well. on top of that they both have state programs providing additional funding for things like getting prekindergarten and kindergarten in the poorer districts, and supplementing teacher salaries if you're willing to work in a poor district.

unsurprisingly, vermont has the 4th best public school performance in the nation, and new jersey has second best, depsite both having signifcant pockets of poor areas that would, due to the way education funding works in a typical state, drag down the average performance. (maryland is #3 and massachusetts is #1)

vermont also has contracts with private schools if there aren't public schools nearby, so students get a quality private education at no additional cost

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Tayter Swift posted:

that dude who's disrupting the pill industry by charging $750 a pop got a nice invitation to come to the senate

check out that schedule of questions for him, it's great

why would anyone voluntarily comply with something like that, ever?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

FCKGW posted:

Groupon stock down 30% today, under $3 a share now

remember when daily deals sites the next big thing? remember when Google, Amazon and Facebook made their own groupon clones?

constant living social ads drove me to purchase a pandora one subscription. now i just hear constant 411-pain commercials when I'm listening to my friend's non-paid account.

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