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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

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Qwijib0 posted:

Football. Art.

This is a pretty good breakdown of the new ESPN graphics package

http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/new_logo_and_on-air_packaging_for_espn_college_football_by_loyalkaspar.php

So that's where Simmons, Olbermann and Collin Cowherd's salaries went.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 00:38

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# ? May 14, 2024 12:55

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

First thing that came to mind.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 05:37

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Darth Brooks posted:

First thing that came to mind.

ESPN clearly missing an opportunity to reboot mutant league football.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 05:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Darth Brooks posted:

First thing that came to mind.

Yeah but why didn't they light the quarry on fire

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:00

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Darth Brooks posted:

First thing that came to mind.

Thinking of zombie Lee Corso makes me chuckle.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 11:56

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Silly Burrito posted:

Thinking of zombie Lee Corso makes me chuckle.

Not so fast!

*pulls out freshly decapitated human head*

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:12

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Does anyone have any unused Raiders shaky-tars?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:31

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

Someone turn this into a deal-with-it AV?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:38

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Does anyone have any unused Raiders shaky-tars?

Didn't you just choose a different team like a month ago?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:51

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Grittybeard posted:

Didn't you just choose a different team like a month ago?

I've only been here like a month. Originally chose the Bills, changed my mind and chose the Raiders.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:58

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

Didn't you just choose a different team like a month ago?

Raiders fans gonna be coming out of the woodwork soon. I have made sure to notate True Fans Volkerball, Blitz, warcrimes, and I think one other guy.

Are you ready for the return of ToyMachine?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:02

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Ross Angeles posted:

Are you ready for the return of ToyMachine?

I'll just start a honeypot E/N thread if that happens.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I thought warcrimes was ToyMachine

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:09

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Rob Ryan Fabio is life

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-8-illustrated/

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:45

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Tom Landry laughing at Jerry is fitting.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:47

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Febreeze posted:

Rob Ryan Fabio is life

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-8-illustrated/

Peyton as happy wacky arm inflatable tube man is your Mona Lisa.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:48

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Febreeze posted:

Rob Ryan Fabio is life

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-8-illustrated/

Don't hate my team

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:49

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Son of a bitch. That sign in the Peyton comic is his jingle... isn't it

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:53

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Ross Angeles posted:

Don't hate my team

My track record with the Chargers this season has been leagues worse than all my other picks, your team is stupid and I hate them

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:01

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

quote:

Since first promising to draw Fabio Rob Ryan, the Saints have gone 3-0. Clearly, Fabio Rob Ryan is the answer.

If we lose because of no Fabio Rob Ryan :argh:

Now I want the Dolphins to win, and hopefully you use the classic MK1 Sub-Zero one.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:11

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Febreeze posted:

My track record with the Chargers this season has been leagues worse than all my other picks, your team is stupid and I hate them

"Philip Rivers is a really good QB, they should win this game".

.... oh no, oh god, OH god.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:13

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Febreeze posted:

My track record with the Chargers this season has been leagues worse than all my other picks, your team is stupid and I hate them

Picking the Bears to win anything probably isn't going to help that any time soon.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:19

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Kalli posted:

"Philip Rivers is a really good QB, they should win this game".

.... oh no, oh god, OH god.

Yeah that thought process has burned me a couple times with respect to other players. Makes me glad I don't gamble

quote:

Blaine the Pain Train Gabbert, Pro Wrestler

Okay I kinda just want to see this regardless, but it'd need to have a "WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER" sign somewhere

Manoueverable fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Nov 4, 2015

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:20

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Manoueverable posted:

Yeah that thought process has burned me a couple times with respect to other players. Makes me glad I don't gamble

Okay I kinda just want to see this regardless, but it'd need to have a "WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER" sign somewhere

BLAINESAW IS READY OOH YEAH

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:01

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Ross Angeles posted:

Raiders fans gonna be coming out of the woodwork soon. I have made sure to notate True Fans Volkerball, Blitz, warcrimes, and I think one other guy.

Are you ready for the return of ToyMachine?

drat I didn't make the cut off

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:27

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

drat I didn't make the cut off

You were obviously the 1 other guy

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:29

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

drat I didn't make the cut off

You don't post as much anymore

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:50

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Ross Angeles posted:

You don't post as much anymore

Learn from my mistakes don't get married to someone who hates football.

But she's ok with basketball and soccer so I pick and choose my battles.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:11

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

My brother just shared with me a thing that's happening on the Panthers' Facebook page, where many people are insisting the team is actually 6-1.

Deadspin link with screenshots: http://deadspin.com/the-best-and-dumbest-meme-is-unfolding-on-the-panthers-1740596866

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:07

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

why

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:14

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Their loss was to the Jaguars. With their three wins the AFC South is wide open!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:24

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo, you guys, I found a thing

It's a Rock song about how good Blaine Gabbert is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09oUUhkSxbQ

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:46

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Ross Angeles posted:

Raiders fans gonna be coming out of the woodwork soon. I have made sure to notate True Fans Volkerball, Blitz, warcrimes, and I think one other guy.

Are you ready for the return of ToyMachine?

Mods, please change my name to "I think one other guy," tia.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 17:34

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

The Vikings I guess

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/is-anyone-paying-attention-to-the-vikings/

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:15

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Febreeze posted:

The Vikings I guess

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/is-anyone-paying-attention-to-the-vikings/

Yay!

Also here is a post written by Arif just today about whether the Vikings are the real deal or not!
What's in a schedule?

Tldr; No one knows! DVOA has us 27th, 538s ELO has us 9th. The average of the different sites puts us at 16th or so. Basically no one wants to hop on the bandwagon because no one is sure if we are actually good or not, and the only prime time game we had is our loss to the 9ers.

God only knows but with games against the Rams, Packers, Falcons, Seahawks coming up we will find out how fraudulent we are.

Quality comic though!

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:23

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Febreeze posted:

The Vikings I guess

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/is-anyone-paying-attention-to-the-vikings/

Ironically I look exactly like that bandwagon raiders fan

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:25

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Your description is totally why the Vikes are my NFC team. They're completely unremarkable, but in a good way. Just lowkey solid no-frills fundamental football.

Plus Bridgewater and Diggs are good and cool. Makes up for AP being good and not cool at all.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:30

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Just lowkey solid no-frills fundamental football.

They're even the least penalized team and miss the fewest tackles in the league :barf:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

The Vikings I guess

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/is-anyone-paying-attention-to-the-vikings/

Bandwagon Falcons Fans are about as real as Big Foot.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:34

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# ? May 14, 2024 12:55

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Bandwagon Falcons Fans are about as real as Big Foot.

Yeah, I was going to say...the Falcons don't have actual fans let alone bandwagon fans.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 18:46

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