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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > secret santa
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Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
I'm cutting it close 'cause I like to live dangerously.

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Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Really I'll get right on that though.

* # ? Nov 3, 2015 18:37
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Bwee
 I don't know who any of those people are

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 00:19
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Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got banned and dont have PM anymore, can I still do the secret santa ??? ):


* # ? Nov 4, 2015 00:51
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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
theres an email link in the op... yall should learn to read...

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 00:53
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Scaly Haylie

dumb crambo posted:

theres an email link in the op... yall should learn to read...

came in here to post this

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 00:53
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dogcrash truther
 [TooL voice] learn to read

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 02:03
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

I got banned and dont have PM anymore, can I still do the secret santa ??? ):

:wave:

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 05:23
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FreshCutFries

dogcrash truther posted:

[TooL voice] learn to read

hooker with a learning disability

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 05:57
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Extremity

Hand job.
gonna yankee swap the gently caress out of this

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 14:23
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GEExCEE

HUSKY DILF posted:

also:














thank you WMS for last year's cool secret santa gift. i didn't know who it was from/what it was so i accidentally opened it in front of my wife who was pretty creeped out that was part of the reason i ended up needing to take a looooong break from posting last year...still pretty awesome though sorry i never posted it

Lmao

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FluffieDuckie

weird posted:

meteloides, ron colour, pogi, nosfereefer, precision, theglavwen, you all said you'd sign up but haven't sent me anything

do we need to send you something to be backup santas?

i'm going to send you something to be a backup santa


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 19:46
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FluffieDuckie

 i sent you something to be a backup santa


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 19:47
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weird

by zen death robot
fluffieduckie can be a backup santa

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* # ? Nov 4, 2015 19:50
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weird

by zen death robot
last day to sign up so sign up everyone.....

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* # ? Nov 4, 2015 19:50
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FluffieDuckie

 whew i just made it


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 19:55
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dogcrash truther
 i also dont know if i need to send anything, to be a backup santa, because nobody needs to know my address, i just need to know theirs :evilbuddy:

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 20:35
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Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
I can't help but be suspicious about these strangely altruistic emergency kringles.

For what hideous and secret sin are you trying to do penance?

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 20:48
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Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Secret Sinta.

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 20:49
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Lil Cunty


 a good and clever friend of mine once said, regarding people who only want to give gifts and not receive them:

it's called secret Santa not secret Jesus :mad:


ty crap

ty landy

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 20:51
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Lil Cunty


 I added the frownie face but just to show the tone of the conversation we were having


ty crap

ty landy

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 20:52
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bog pixie

Theglavwen posted:

I can't help but be suspicious about these strangely altruistic emergency kringles.

For what hideous and secret sin are you trying to do penance?

they dont want to get sent a video game console full of worms

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 20:54
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FluffieDuckie

 It makes me happy to send people stuff. I'm notorious for forcing people to accept stuff from me.

Backup Santa is my dream job


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 21:00
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landy.
 a good and clever friend of mine once said, regarding people who only want to give gifts and not receive them:

give them my address


* # ? Nov 4, 2015 21:18
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Machai

Theglavwen posted:

I can't help but be suspicious about these strangely altruistic emergency kringles.

For what hideous and secret sin are you trying to do penance?

Clearly they just want people's home addresses

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 21:22
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fuck. marry. t-rex

 DCT, fluffieduckie, and all the other backup Santa's come to the address for a HUGE party

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 21:23
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dogcrash truther

Theglavwen posted:

I can't help but be suspicious about these strangely altruistic emergency kringles.

For what hideous and secret sin are you trying to do penance?

I just don't want anyone to know my address so this is the only way I can participate

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 23:14
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thewizardofshoe

 Have you thought of a PO Box, the burner of mailing addresses? Or is even knowing the city/town too much?

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 23:38
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thewizardofshoe

 also I just did a last minute signup

* # ? Nov 4, 2015 23:45
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FluffieDuckie

thewizardofshoe posted:

Have you thought of a PO Box, the burner of mailing addresses? Or is even knowing the city/town too much?

P sure we're not even allowed to know what continent dct's on


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Nov 5, 2015 00:17
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Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Reasonably sure on the planet though.

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weird

by zen death robot
im depressed

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* # ? Nov 5, 2015 00:20
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FluffieDuckie

 Is everything ok blub?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Nov 5, 2015 00:22
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platonicbackrub

 nice to meet you depressed im dad

* # ? Nov 5, 2015 00:28
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alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

Is everything ok blub?
* # ? Nov 5, 2015 00:30
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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
Pm sent, will ship wherever.

Thanks for doing all this organizing stuff!

Happy Holidays :)

* # ? Nov 5, 2015 00:38
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Machai

dogcrash truther posted:

I just don't want anyone to know my address so this is the only way I can participate

arnie is gone, it's okay *pats u on head*

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weird

by zen death robot
bump

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* # ? Nov 5, 2015 06:49
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Looke

 rofl

* # ? Nov 5, 2015 09:05
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Looke

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