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Steve2911 posted:In anyfink in life.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:35
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onoflalks posted:Did the woman they were pitching to say "waste of time"? Nah, Natalie said that, very loudly and obviously, while they were only half out the door. Because she's professional.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:36
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Charlene with a task saving deal 
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Nov 4, 2015 22:37
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That "hungry caterpillar thing" would be a cocoon, Shuga.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:37
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Alan Sugar does not know the word cocoon.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:39
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The fakest of coughs
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Nov 4, 2015 22:41
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Rarity posted:The fakest of coughs If I was using that as an excuse I'd have spent the night gargling gravel and glue to make it seem at least vaguely convincing.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:42
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I want to see a task selling black market petrol and US stockings and we'll see how well the spiv does. drat you Charlene and your 11th hour sales.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:43
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I feel sorry for Sam to be honest, he tried his best 
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Nov 4, 2015 22:43
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Natalie's gone, girl probably played up working in a Waterstones as being client relations for them
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Nov 4, 2015 22:45
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Holy poo poo, Brett is going all out
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Nov 4, 2015 22:47
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Don't say it was desperation Selina.... not in the boardroom. Why Brett? Bad choice there.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:48
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Meth Aesthetic posted:I feel sorry for Sam to be honest, he tried his best He is dogshit to be fair.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:49
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I don't think Sam knows much about this show.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:50
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The hoarse throat has magically disappeared
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Nov 4, 2015 22:52
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Lord Sugar's pissed that Sam is stealing his 'build the anticipation' gimmick
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Nov 4, 2015 22:52
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That "nervous around Karen" thing came out of nowhere and was awkward as gently caress.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:53
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Steve2911 posted:That "nervous around Karen" thing came out of nowhere and was awkward as gently caress. I poo poo you not. Well, that was the most boring episode so far. We'll see if it all goes Chuckle Brothers next week. Devol_Tettran fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 22:53
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Valente is looking as ridiculous as ever
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Nov 4, 2015 22:58
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Devol_Tettran posted:Well, that was the most boring episode so far. This season is lacking a really big entertaining personality
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Nov 4, 2015 23:00
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Shame, the losing team had the better book by miles. I'd read that to the kids I work with. poo poo team though. Poor Sam
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Nov 4, 2015 23:01
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A Thug Life joke on YF? Really?
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Nov 4, 2015 23:03
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I'm so glad I didn't turn off you're fired and got to see Claude reading the bee story...
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Nov 4, 2015 23:16
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My god, Claude the narrator. Magnificent. Natalie appears to be the unholy combination of Kerry Katona with Guy Martin's voice.
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Nov 4, 2015 23:20
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I'm amazed Sam made it through that episode, especially for his bumbling in the board room
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Nov 4, 2015 23:23
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Rarity posted:Natalie's gone, girl probably played up working in a Waterstones as being client relations for them And yet seemed stumped that a retailer would look at %age discount from retail to make purchasing decisions.
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Nov 4, 2015 23:46
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The Yank was invisible again and I'm glad of it. And Team Stinkydink was robbed.
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Nov 5, 2015 00:27
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Correct person got fired imo. She was poo poo at faking illness, any fat child in the country faking their way out of PE could put her to shame. Also, snottydink made me think of... the thing they were able to reference on Red Dwarf without getting into trouble. :/
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Nov 5, 2015 02:08
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Devol_Tettran posted:I poo poo you not. Yeah, it was. I've done a bit of book writing and illustrating for children and was really interested to see how they would handle this episode. I dunno what I was expecting, but both the books looked crappy as hell, with the Stinkydink one just winning out for the images. That percentage woman was kind of a cow TBH, do you think they asked her to be extra mean and demanding to them?
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Nov 5, 2015 12:39
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quote:Oi poo poo you not, Karren was there and she absolutely got her arse in her hands... Best boardroom line in years imo. 
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Nov 5, 2015 16:06
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You can take 150 copies at £4.20, or 50 copies at £3.50. Great bulk deal there Selina.
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Nov 5, 2015 23:01
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I wonder how skewed the sales process was given that the shop owners probably knew they were being approached by Apprentice contestants being filmed for an episode. If I were approached I'd buy a bunch of copies for sure regardless of how poo poo the product is or how inappropriate it is for my store knowing I could probably sell them to curiosity seekers when the episode airs.
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Nov 5, 2015 23:05
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Fatty posted:You can take 150 copies at £4.20, or 50 copies at £3.50. I thought I must have misheard that when it was on, but no she really said it.
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Nov 6, 2015 00:40
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Same. I assumed I was being dumb. Never do that when watching this show, I guess.
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Nov 6, 2015 01:05
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Even independent book retailers usually have a discount floor at ~45% and would be looking at 52-55% for anything 'bulk' or for promotion. Which is just to say the whole concept of them actually selling them to the retailers is bunk put on for camera; which is logically obvious anyway.
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Nov 6, 2015 02:07
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Hey, gang. How's tricks? I'm slowly catching up with this, just watching episode 2 now, storyboarding cool adverts in my head. Rough tough cowboy with gritty sandy hair chops the top off a cactus, squeezes out the juice, squeezing cactus morphs to bottle of shampoo, shot of hair washing in a river or whatever, shot of nice shiny hair, boom. Task won. I'm amazed that the teams consistently make mistakes we've seen over and over again for years. Does nobody watch the show before they apply?
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Nov 6, 2015 09:07
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gret posted:If I were approached I'd buy a bunch of copies for sure regardless of how poo poo the product is or how inappropriate it is for my store knowing I could probably sell them to curiosity seekers when the episode airs. They must have a run of books done - so where do they go? Split between contestants and the BBC crew? You'd think trickling out a few on Ebay would be lucrative. sebzilla posted:Does nobody watch the show before they apply? At this point, they must use this question as a filter during the applications. Anyone stating 'yes' or showing knowledge of previous years goes straight in the bin.
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Nov 6, 2015 10:30
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Glad Natalie went to be honest, I know it was probably the selective edits but her constant outraged expressions were starting to irritate me and her pitching has been laughably poor given its one of her key skills apparently. Bonus lols when she spent the taxi ride slagging off Brett, surpassed my hope of a 'Lord Sugar will be begging to get involved with my business this time next year' gold. David definitely a front runner I think, doesn't piss anyone off and seems like a cuddly puppy of a man, yet smashed it when he was PM.
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Moisture rife.
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