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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
americans basically invented these phat rear end hairstyles



can't find the image but there's one i saw of some rad mesoamerican dudes will all kinds of asymmetric shaving and spikes and tufts

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

ArgoATX posted:

have you guys ever noticed that everything from the 90's actually basically sucks and, as a decade, it was nearly as lovely and trifling as the 80's?

nope, never noticed because both the 80's and 90's owned

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

notZaar posted:

A boss of what though? What's your job that you have to wear such an expensive rear end suite for?

nothing work related. took my wife to alinea for our anniversary.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Stinky_Pete posted:

, know what makes me feel like a boss? Having lots of money because I didn't jettison it all on diminishing margins of suit quality or other artifacts of apparent wealth BFC 4 LYFE.

this is funny because actual rich people i know irl wax poetic about the virtues of a high quality well tailored suit

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Grand Prize Winner posted:

What kinda fuckin beanpole are you

like are you super tall and super fat or something? I'm an average build and 6'3" and things fit me right off the rack.

Lufiron posted:

the good stuff is sold out or ugly as poo poo.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Height.txt

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I really want to see a picture of that guy who immediately shows up in every thread to have a tantrum after someone makes a short joke.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Lufiron posted:

this is funny because actual rich people i know irl wax poetic about the virtues of a high quality well tailored suit

you hang around the wrong kind of rich people

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Lufiron posted:

this is funny because actual rich people i know irl wax poetic about the virtues of a high quality well tailored suit

It is probably pretty nice to be so wealthy that you just don't give a darn dropping $US10k+ on a suit.

whatevz
Sep 22, 2013

I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing and dying.

Strip Club Vet posted:

...a short man tries to court you.

Strip Club Vet posted:

...tries to court you.

Strip Club Vet posted:

...court you.

Sorry to break it you but it ain't just your beta stature that's keepin the bitches away

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
try challenging potential mates to a game of bball jon pop!

if you got mad ups and can defeat them despite your height handicap they will respect you and "present"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
to be a "baller" does not necessarily mean to be a "taller" exhibit mugsy bogues

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
learn to sink mad 3 pointers, jon pop! learn to dribble between your legs! play zone instead of man on!

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Sorry, boys. This gurl doesn't play 'half court'.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Remember that taller people are literally your moral superiors. We can do no wrong because we are your natural betters. That is why god blessed us with greater statures than you shortwads

I'd say "bow down" but given how low to the ground y'all are anyway it don't really matter

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008




veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



Is this supposed to be some sort of posture thing?

I think he just said "i've got some meth" and she turned around.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
think he said "i do anal"

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

There are a bunch of younger guys rocking samurai haircuts with the hair pulled up in the back. Is this a thing now?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
yes it's called a manbun where have you been mandumby?

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

nomadologique posted:

yes it's called a manbun where have you been mandumby?

Being old and browsing the SA forums in my spare time.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Heightism?
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ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Tall people are poo poo because I can never see over them at shows.

but the true scum are the people who make their hair as large as possible/wear big hats.

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


If I was to have an even worse hairstyle than my current, I'd go with the manbun

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
there's a hot new morph of the manbun which is shaving the sides of your head and only pulling the long mohawk hair back/up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stinky_Pete posted:



Also, know what makes me feel like a boss? Having lots of money because I didn't jettison it all on diminishing margins of suit quality or other artifacts of apparent wealth BFC 4 LYFE.

I would never have relations with this female.

* glasses too big

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
would bang the heck out of skeletal radioactive avrile lanvinge

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
hot new man bun

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Needs a haircut, shave, and to lose the earring (not a pirate)

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
It's a disgrace what they did to women that slept with wehrmacht soldiers, they were just trying to survive in a world gone mad.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol @ the guy who got laid two orders of magnitude less than colin farrell

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

MeLKoR posted:

It's a disgrace what they did to women that slept with wehrmacht soldiers, they were just trying to survive in a world gone mad.

They were all short, though, so they only shaved part of her head.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I feel like everyone with a man bun should have to sign something that says they know it makes them look like they believe in ghosts

"spirits"

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

At least I know who to go to when the local daimyo starts pushing me around.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


diabeetz posted:

hot new man bun



watchmen was just okay

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
literally the dumbest looking thugs in the entire history of the universe

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

nomadologique posted:

literally the dumbest looking thugs in the entire history of the universe

What crazy universe are you from where The Warriors doesn't exist?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



True detective is going to pick up in a few episodes no worries

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
goddam kids and their hair styles

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ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
http://abc7news.com/news/berkeley-high-students-protest-racist-email-message/1069980/

I'm sure 100% of those students gave a poo poo or even knew why they were outside.

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