Comic Strip Megathread XV: So smile, Margo, and move on.

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Indolent Bastard posted:

Mike du Jour

I'm guessing this proves not even Lester's mother loves him because otherwise she would have told him all he needs is vinegar and dish soap.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:31

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:17

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

Pibgorn

We haven't seen Nancy posted here in a while. What do you think ol' Phil has been up to?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:49

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

That panel composition is making my head hurt.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:23

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

All the women in Brookeverse wear the same outfit, palette swapped. I too am a women in her twenties, and I can assure you there isn't a day I don't leave the house in a matronly outfit consisting of both a turtleneck AND a cardigan, completed by a calf length A-line skirt and some bizarre colour of opaque leggings.
Also, discharge a batch of leftover kisses? That sounds grotesque.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:26

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Collecting the next batch of strips to post and came across this:

On the Fastrack

Time to go nuts, people!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:44

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It's no Henry Rollins whiteboard.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:49

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Green Intern posted:

That panel composition is making my head hurt.

I can't figure out what order I'm supposed to read it in. Oh, and Jackie Gleason? Real hip and happening reference.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:52

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

EasyEW posted:

I like this one because Charlie Brown's dad is the barber. He sponsored his son, because regardless of what anyone else thinks, he's proud of him.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:15

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Transmodiar posted:

Time to go nuts, people!

I really need to shell out money for photoshop.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:27

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Thank you more observant goons. Nemi is indeed not apparently making light of drunk driving.

Not that I'm fan of public nuisance drunkenness (or misuse of police property) either, but I do think it's a fine thing to joke about, and I laughed once I saw the lights on the roof.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:52

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

The adventure continues!

Safe Havens

Dustin

On the Fastrack

# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:53

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Classic Dilbert

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:34

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Wait, what's this about the secret time traveler in Safe Havens?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:45

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The lady staring at the clock in the last one there is a time traveler from the future who is currently nanny for young Leonardo da Vinci in the present because Holbrook.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:01

Chin: Dec 12, 2005; GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

Oh my gosh no way what a surprise :yarg:

karmicknight posted:

Because that ring was 25 cents, the box was a dollar fifty and the rest of the money can go to, I don't know the still illegal weed.

He must have a drug or a gambling problem if he's returning from multiple tours of combat pay and needs to sell comics to afford a ring.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:05

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Luann

"...she's 78 years old..."

The Amazing Spider-Man

Sally Forth

The Heart of Juliet Jones

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:47

Mister Beeg: Sep 7, 2012; A Certified Jerk

According to this comment, the final "Apartment 3-G" comic will run on November 22nd.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 06:28

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Mister Beeg posted:

According to this comment, the final "Apartment 3-G" comic will run on November 22nd.

The final panel will be an autistic child staring into an empty snowglobe.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 06:36

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician

The Phantom

# ? Nov 5, 2015 06:41

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

OH MY GOD

OH MY loving GOD

ITS loving HAPPENING

# ? Nov 5, 2015 06:45

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Oops, doublepost

# ? Nov 5, 2015 06:47

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

Oh, Spider-Man.
:allears:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 07:05

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

# ? Nov 5, 2015 07:14

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club

Well, have you tried, I dunno... VEGETARIAN FOOD?

E: Man, Dethany is a loving tank.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Nov 5, 2015

# ? Nov 5, 2015 09:38

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

"We are in my domain now -
the realm of here - your strength is
the sea! Far inferior to mine!" :downs:

Oh and Mary "The Phantom" Worth* is amazing!

*for the Ghost Who Meddles

# ? Nov 5, 2015 09:51

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

Heloise has stayed with the president of Bangalla. Her mother works for the UN. The skull cave gets high speed internet. How is she not familiar with the concept of taxis/road safety?

# ? Nov 5, 2015 10:11

Picayune: Feb 26, 2007; cannot be unseen; Taco Defender

Transmodiar posted:

... I actually found a Holbrook comic funny. :psyduck:

# ? Nov 5, 2015 10:25

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus with another look into what I think will be the not-too-distant future.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

I take back the bad things I said about this crossover. OK, not really because it's going to be boring, stupid, and pointless but seeing Phantom-version MW is worth ( :haw:

) it.

Mary Worth

"Oh, he Blams."

Also the artists really should have coordinated on colors.

Rex Morgan MD

Mr Avery's looking kind of evil in that second panel.

Secret Agent X-9

Not a struggle. Sally Ray is just a slob. God only knows what's on that couch.

Mister Beeg posted:

According to this comment, the final "Apartment 3-G" comic will run on November 22nd.

First JFK, and now A3G. Shame.

It says they are going to start running old ones in the Vintage section though. If so maybe I'll keep posting it for a while. Anyways...

Apartment 3-G

Greg is one of those annoying close talkers. Also, remember, they are in a hospital room and Margo is fresh from a coma.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 12:46

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

I hope that is Margo's hand.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 13:05

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Jane's World

And awaaayyyyy we go...

Non Sequitur

Oh, Kliban updated.

Kliban's Cats

9 Chickweed Lane 11/5/2004

"ieff"? I have never, ever, seen Prokofiev spelled that way. Did Brooke actually gently caress up?

Zits

Kevin & Kell

Mark Trail

I dunno guys. You haven't been really making the best decisions as of late.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 13:07

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Phantom-version Mary Worth looks hard as nails.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 13:15

Owl at Home: Dec 25, 2014; Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that

2015 is shaping up to be an eventful year for soap opera strips what with the demise of A3G, the Phantom-Mary Worth crossover, and Mark Trail's ascent into eel-fighting, harpoon-shooting, boat-sploding murder action. Must be something in the air.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 14:29

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

It's blowing my mind that the Phantom went from the really good Python slash Savarna arc to loving having a Mary Worth crossover toted as something incredible

# ? Nov 5, 2015 15:37

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician

The Phantom

# ? Nov 5, 2015 15:43

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Mandrake: Gifts from god-like psychic aliens that I keep in my study.
Phantom: Riding around New York in a taxi with a meddling old lady.

What a world.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:05

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:09

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Trickjaw posted:

I hope that is Margo's hand.

Not to be outdone by Mary Worth and Phantom, A3G crosses over with the Addams Family.

I wonder if Bolle is working towards an ending or if the ending date is just medically mandated.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

That, uh, well I guess at least they have a flared base.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:21

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

My Lovely Horse posted:

I wonder if Bolle is working towards an ending or if the ending date is just medically mandated.

30 seconds after drawing the final strip, the cerebral infarction inside his skull blows and Bolle drops dead at the drawing table.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 16:30

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.