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Neeksy: Mar 29, 2007; Hej min vän, hur står det till?

EugeneJ posted:

Find-Replace -> "Dentist" - "Brain surgeon"

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:26

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:35

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Slo-Tek posted:

As has been pointed out, this is absolutely standard Evangelical horseshit. They LOVE stories about how they used to be bad motherfuckers, heavy into motorcycles, and booze, and whores, and dungeons and dragons and how awesome they used to be, and aren't anymore because of Jesus.
"Went to school, got fair grades, was afraid to try pot, was a member of the Campus Crusade for Christ, married the first girl to give me a handjob, and now I am a pastor" doesn't really fill the pews like a sinner converted story does.
This won't hurt him with his demographic, and will be dismissed as 'gotcha journalism' or 'who is the real racist?' by fellow travellers.

Yeah, I doubt there's any chance this sinks him. Quick reminder that not a single one of Carson's statements investigated by politifact have merited anything above a "half true" judgement. As long as you say things they agree with, the fringe (well, not they're not all that fringe I guess) of the modern GOP base will accept anything you say, and decry facts to the contrary as the lamestream media at it again.

Moynihan was wrong.

Bryter fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Nov 6, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:30

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I want to see Jeb go after Carson next debate. I could see him being right at home sperging out about granaries and pyramids and it doesn't hurt that he's actually high energy compared to Carson. Poor jeb needs a victory of some sort.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:32

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Brother if you just wanna peep some dicks in bathrooms just say it, leave your poor wife alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5posU08HjXg&t=1m54s

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:34

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

So let's get back from Carson onto a more cheerful subject: Jeb!

So, as you know, Jeb's email address is jeb@jeb2016.com (sadly, jeb@jeb.org is dead). There's something different about Jeb! He actually responds to your messages. Especially if they're about football.

http://deadspin.com/sad-jeb-bush-is-just-sitting-up-at-night-waiting-to-ch-1740751274v

Jeb Bush is waiting up at night for you to email him happy things he likes to talk about, like football, fantasy football, and probably Chinese swords.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:40

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

ben carson: just hotep things

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:01

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

quote:

�I submit that changes can occur within a species, but is that a sign of evolution, or is it a sign of an intelligent creator who gave his creatures the ability to adapt to their environment so he wouldn�t have to start over every 50 years? You know, that sounds much more intelligent than anything else.

And no one has ever demonstrated one species changing to another species. This should be, if it�s true, a continual evolving. So we should be able to find intermediate species at any given point in time. We should be able to find how they line up.

Darwin said his whole theory depended on the fossil remains. He said we should be able to line up from a single-cell organism to man, several miles long and just walk right down the fossil trail and see how everything evolved.

�He [Darwin] said the only reason they didn�t have the fossils was because they were not geologically sophisticated enough, but that we would be in 50 to 100 years. Well, that was 150 years ago. We still haven�t found them. Where are they? Where are the fossil remains?�

When you ask the evolutionists about that, they say, �Uh, I don�t know where they are, they�re somewhere, they are, we just haven�t found them yet.� That�s a pretty lame excuse, to be honest with you.�

http://cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/dr-carson-evolution-no-one-has-ever-demonstrated-one-species-changing-another

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:03

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

"Have your heard Carson's stabbing scandal? No, it's that he didn't stab someone."

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:04

Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

Patter Song posted:

CNN is claiming today that the people who knew Carson from this point in his life are all "WTF" and said that Ben Carson was a nerdy boy who wore a pocket protector, didn't speak much, and was in ROTC with thick glasses and was not a violent street thug at all.

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

Deep Hurting fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Nov 6, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:08

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:10

Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

There should be a continual evolving of grain storage, from simple holes carved into rock to massive stone pyramids. We should be able to find intermediate granaries at any given point in time. We should be able to find how they line up.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:15

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

Empty quote this forever

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:15

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:20

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Pulp Can Move posted:

There should be a continual evolving of grain storage, from simple holes carved into rock to massive stone pyramids. We should be able to find intermediate granaries at any given point in time. We should be able to find how they line up.

The pyramids were built by people who knew the value of hard work.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:21

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Carsón, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Carsón personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good – even if it meant doing so by brute force – dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Carsón personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Carsón personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Carsón constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

lol

Jewel Repetition posted:

"Have your heard Carson's stabbing scandal? No, it's that he didn't stab someone."

lol

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:36

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Man I miss Family Matters. gently caress the people who only talk about Full House.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:09

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

Montasque posted:

http://cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/dr-carson-evolution-no-one-has-ever-demonstrated-one-species-changing-another

Ben Carson is a goddamn moron.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:37

The Maroon Hawk: May 10, 2008

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:49

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Lotka Volterra posted:

Ben Carson is a goddamn moron.

Dude is straight up a Francis Collins type of Christian.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:55

beckricci: Nov 19, 2012

Dennis Quaid is to GW as Randy Quaid is to Jeb!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 08:19

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

don't stop...

# ? Nov 6, 2015 08:54

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Cars�n, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Cars�n personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good � even if it meant doing so by brute force � dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Cars�n personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Cars�n personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Cars�n constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

Email this to jeb@jeb.org

# ? Nov 6, 2015 09:36

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

lol Imagine being Rubio right now dealing with your creepy former boss coming after you after handing his rear end to him.

Just watch Jeb! and Rubio get into a shouting match next week with Trump being :smugbert:

:smugbert:

on the side with that look, "I told you they hated each other months ago!".

# ? Nov 6, 2015 09:57

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Boosted_C5 posted:

It seems like trying to stab a guy would be probably one of your most vivid life memories and not something you would forget major details about, like, I don't know, WHO you tried to stab.

You don't know anything about stabbing your classfriendmother.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 10:28

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Montasque posted:

http://cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/dr-carson-evolution-no-one-has-ever-demonstrated-one-species-changing-another

:stare:

# ? Nov 6, 2015 10:49

Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

If Trump has a go at Carson next week over the stabbing(?), it'll be the best thing on TV, ever.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 10:54

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I know this goes without saying, but it's really bizarre to see a presidential candidate/neurosurgeon professing beliefs like this. Half of his ideas are so wrong that you can't even refute them directly, you'd have to go back and show how the antecedent of an antecedent is incorrect. Like when he says "there are no transitional fossils."

# ? Nov 6, 2015 11:09

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Lycus posted:

If Trump has a go at Carson next week over the stabbing(?), it'll be the best thing on TV, ever.

Or the pyramids. Hopefully Trump addresses Carson as "Pharoah".

# ? Nov 6, 2015 11:47

richardfun: Aug 10, 2008; Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Jewel Repetition posted:

I have a sneaking suspicion that comment is really racist, but no matter how many times I read it, I can't figure out what he's trying to say exactly.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:19

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

This poo poo isn't going to matter to the 25% of GOP primary voters who support Carson. You have to find video of him supporting liberal policies if you want to sink this particular rubber duck.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:28

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I've seen pretty much everything Carson has said parroted by fundies on Facebook, including the dumb intermediary species with a side of "if we evolved from chimps..."

It's what they already believe so it's true, welcome to the huge swaths of our country where anti-intellectualism is the norm. There's no sense in pressing for specifics to discredit him because he can just say, "well it didn't happen but I believe this to be true in that it praises Jesus" and that will be just as good and whoever had the audacity to ask, "hey that's a lie, why are you lying" will lose support

There's a reason these are the same people that confidence hucksters and snake oil salesmen prey almost exclusively on this same base. Look at the ads you hear on Rushbo compared to NPR

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:36

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

richardfun posted:

I have a sneaking suspicion that comment is really racist, but no matter how many times I read it, I can't figure out what he's trying to say exactly.

He's trying to say "I believe in creation, and that I resemble my creator, God, and Obama believes in evolution, and resembles his ancestors instead, which are monkeys".

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:45

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

richardfun posted:

I have a sneaking suspicion that comment is really racist, but no matter how many times I read it, I can't figure out what he's trying to say exactly.

White people look like god while black people look like apes.

It's loving disgusting and precisely the type of garbage one would expect from a conservative piece of poo poo.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:46

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Quote of the morning, "I think I'll have to put that into my repertoire when I talk about Ben. That was a strange ... that was a strange deal." ~ Donald Trump, on Ben Carson's assertion that the pyramids were grain silos built by the Biblical Joseph.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:47

Smoothrich: Nov 8, 2009; Can't post for 2 years!

FAUXTON posted:

White people look like god while black people look like apes.

It's loving disgusting and precisely the type of garbage one would expect from a conservative piece of poo poo.

no, it means "liberals are retarded" unless you think people like Ben Carson hate Black People too

# ? Nov 6, 2015 12:54

Pompous Rhombus: Mar 11, 2007

Joementum posted:

Quote of the morning, "I think I'll have to put that into my repertoire when I talk about Ben. That was a strange ... that was a strange deal." ~ Donald Trump, on Ben Carson's assertion that the pyramids were grain silos built by the Biblical Joseph.

"'Artless', one might say."

-- :dukedog:

:dukedog:

# ? Nov 6, 2015 13:00

KidVanguard: Jan 27, 2006; American Diaper

Joementum posted:

Quote of the morning, "I think I'll have to put that into my repertoire when I talk about Ben. That was a strange ... that was a strange deal." ~ Donald Trump, on Ben Carson's assertion that the pyramids were grain silos built by the Biblical Joseph.

Goddamn. Even trump is befuddled by it.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 13:01

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

He's done it. He's stumped the trump.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 13:02

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Trump is just the ultimate evolution of the typical schoolyard bully, so the surfacing of this video combined with Carson saying he stands by it is the equivalent of the bully's victim showing up at school with new thick glasses, pocket protector, severe asthma, and t-shirt that says "Punch me, I'm homosexual".

I would be confused, too.

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