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is the porchcat inside yet?
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It always was. It was inside us all along
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Oct 15, 2015 12:21
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teenytinymouse posted:What a nice and generous cat a fine and upstanding porchcat i gotta say. you should let that loyal porchcat in, grack Rickycat fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Oct 15, 2015 |
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Oct 15, 2015 13:02
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My cats were looking out the open window (with screen) and a strange cat walked up. They instantly started hissing, spitting and smacking EACH OTHER, which I have never seen them do before (they'll play fight with lots of chasing and tumbling, but not like this). I closed the window, and they started licking each other's faces again. I think my boy cat terror-farted.
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Oct 17, 2015 19:09
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 Cooper you are adorable and very well behaved but your poo poo stinks like your insides are made of microwaved fish heads
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Oct 17, 2015 20:01
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SneakyFrog posted:is the porchcat inside yet? Porchcat went back to his owner over the weekend and showed up this morning scratched up from the rear end in a top hat cat that his owners got a few years back. Porchcat is old, he has no chance against the rear end in a top hat cat. Please don't leave my house again porchcat. 
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Oct 19, 2015 16:21
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Porchcat went back to his owner over the weekend and showed up this morning scratched up from the rear end in a top hat cat that his owners got a few years back. Awww. Puppy: DO NOT BRING ME ENDANGERED SPECIES. THAT IS A loving HUGE EPA VIOLATION. I do not want them.
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Oct 19, 2015 16:25
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Rename your dog Looten Plunder.
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Oct 19, 2015 19:52
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Jess, I understand that you were confused that I was gone for so long, and that you might not like Radio 4, but the neighbours have been feeding you well - you're in great condition. There was no need to kill a mouse a few days ago and leave it to germinate on the living room carpet whilst I was away. Thanks, Jess. Thjess.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:02
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Angrymog posted:Jess, just growing mouse trees.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:13
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Another headless rat by the garbage cans this morning. I've not seen you in over a week, Porchcat II, but it's good to know you're still around. Thanks for leaving it in the morning so it can go right in the organics recycling for pickup. Also the rats in my neighborhood are getting uncomfortably large. grack fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Oct 22, 2015 |
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Oct 21, 2015 20:47
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grack posted:Another headless rat by the garbage cans this morning. I've not seen you in over a week, Porchcat II, but it's good to know you're still around. Thanks for leaving it in the morning so it can go right in the organics recycling for pickup. Porchcat II is selectively breeding them so she has a steady supply of meat.
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Oct 24, 2015 05:45
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Porchcat, I'll never be able to grow anything in that planter box if you keep using it as a litter box. I also wish you wouldn't wait until I'm near said planter box before doing your business. It's creepy how calm you are pissing and making GBS threads with me standing right beside you. 
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Oct 24, 2015 06:16
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Porchcat, I'll never be able to grow anything in that planter box if you keep using it as a litter box. exhibitionist porchcat.
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Oct 24, 2015 13:21
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zefrank1 would have you believe that the reason your porchcat friend is doing that infront of you is because porchcat has never seen you use the bathroom and is afraid you don't know how to because nobody has shown you how. The only way to stop this is to do your business infront of him/her.
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Oct 25, 2015 02:55
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Dear neighbour's cat, whilst I appreciate your enthusiasm in creating a town house community choir, may I dissuade you from encouraging my cat? Yes, you just learned of her existence, but if you two could not sing to each other all day and night that would be delightful. The breeze is delightful thru a cracked window, your conversations are not. You havent seen each other, I have, you can do better.
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Oct 26, 2015 14:24
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Dear Grimalkin. You are fluffy and cute and love to be petted. I'll even put up with you chewing my hands while I read a book as long as you don't draw blood. For 3 months now you have not learned that trying to eat cables that have electricity in them means you get ejected from my office. It's cause and effect you retard. I have bought you like 20 toys and you still want to eat the electric candy that will make you die. gently caress you. EDIT: Also, cute little jackass, it was really cool to wake up one day and stumble to the bathroom to find a poo poo in the hallway that had clearly been done in the litter box, left to dry, then exhumed for me to examine. Bravo and well played, master comedian. The fuzzy mouse toy left in your water bowl was also a masterstroke, it is still drying out. Vanadium Dame fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Oct 31, 2015 |
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Oct 31, 2015 09:29
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Let it be known that on this day, October 31 2015, the dog Pax Americana Ghirardelli has grown large enough to jump over the baby gate
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Oct 31, 2015 18:30
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Let it be known that on this day, October 31 2015, the dog Pax Americana Ghirardelli has grown large enough to jump over the baby gate a day that shall live in infamy.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:04
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Markoff Chaney posted:Dear Grimalkin. You are fluffy and cute and love to be petted. I'll even put up with you chewing my hands while I read a book as long as you don't draw blood. For 3 months now you have not learned that trying to eat cables that have electricity in them means you get ejected from my office. It's cause and effect you retard. I have bought you like 20 toys and you still want to eat the electric candy that will make you die. gently caress you. Find an old laptop charger or wall wart and get him to chew on that. 18v DC across the tongue and lips taught my parents dog not to gently caress around with power cords
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Nov 1, 2015 00:17
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Ferremit posted:Find an old laptop charger or wall wart and get him to chew on that. 18v DC across the tongue and lips taught my parents dog not to gently caress around with power cords A lovely idea that I could make happen, but I fear it would just make captain jackass think power cords won't make him die so he should sample the buffet. What an rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 1, 2015 05:33
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Isaac, you are so loving lucky i have juust enough tolerance not to turn you into a god drat rug after todays antics... First it was the biting of the toes at 6am, then it was the launching off the cat tree onto us in the bed at 8am, then it was the making GBS threads on the SIDE of the litter tray, and when you managed to get poo poo all over your arse AGAIN and make me have to clean it before you postage stamp everything, you decided to sink your claws into THE SOLES OF MY FEET and slice big inch long flaps of skin off them. Enjoy not having claws you bastard. The side cutters are waiting for when they grow back. And yes, I dearly hope you face plant off the kitty tree again when you work out you have no grip.
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Nov 1, 2015 12:52
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wilfred won't take a single rawhide bone, if offered you have to get a few of them and fan them out like a deck of cards, then he'll go down the line and smell each one before choosing sometimes he won't pick one, like they're no good, but he's just a dumb dog so if i just pretend to get some new bones from the bag and shuffle them and offer them to him again he always finds one to his liking even though they're really the same bones 
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Nov 1, 2015 23:44
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Mocha, You are obviously sick again. Please stop. It is both heartbreaking and expensive. You are also 14, so every time you get sick, I fear the worst, and one day it will happen. Just... Live forever, okay? 
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Nov 2, 2015 02:53
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Mocha,
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Nov 2, 2015 12:56
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Wrags, you get fed good food, every day. You even got half a schmako this morning to ease you into wearing your squeezyshirt because you were going to be in the car and visiting grandma's yet you *still* manage to snack on some poop before I could get you away from it. What can I do to make you stop? (though to be fair, at least it's not coming back up, I really don't think I could cope with that).
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Nov 2, 2015 14:50
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You're not a cat pax. You're not agile. You can't parkour around like them
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:You're not a cat pax. You're not agile. You can't parkour around like them  Pax:
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The Goatfather posted:wilfred won't take a single rawhide bone, if offered When I was a kid our family had a pet maltese-shitzu who would only eat tablets and stuff if you pretended to eat one then offered her one. If you just gave it to her she'd turn away and refuse to take it but if she thought it was people food she couldn't hoover it up fast enough.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:56
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ugh suzy ffs the tiny gecko is not worth getting that worked up over. 
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Nov 4, 2015 02:36
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Thank you for your kindly gift of a dead bird, Porchcat II. I'm still not eating it.
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Nov 4, 2015 18:49
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Eat the bird.
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Nov 4, 2015 19:35
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I almost want to agree with that, but I aint eating the animals/dead things the house menagerie brings in.
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Nov 4, 2015 19:45
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You're getting too big to do running jumps onto my stomach pax
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Nov 6, 2015 03:29
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:You're getting too big to do running jumps onto my stomach pax
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Nov 6, 2015 12:41
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FactsAreUseless posted:V. impressive turtle that was my thought.
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Nov 6, 2015 12:59
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Autoflatophobia: fear of own farts
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FactsAreUseless posted:V. impressive turtle A few weeks ago. Pax was confused 
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Nov 6, 2015 18:01
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:A few weeks ago. Pax was confused  this fucker keeps drooling everywhere. 
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either i'm being gaslighted or suzy has figured out how to open her crate from the inside so she can sleep exclusively on the couch.
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