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Mr. Nice! posted:If you take a poo poo at home on your own dime you're doing it wrong. All shits should be taken on the clock. I take a poo poo within minutes of waking up like clockwork.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I take a poo poo within minutes of waking up like clockwork. Gotta retrain your drain then Hold it till you get to the office, my poop shoot is set to 9am
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Whip is a polack which is slightly better than being a slav, but worse than being a german. I only poop at home because public restrooms are loving disgusting. Is the NYPD union going to murder quentin tarantino? Branis fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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I happened to use Slav as a pejorative today and was informed that Polacks are indeed Slavic.
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Yeah the Poles are definitely slavic.
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The NYPD Union head is again displaying all the political skills of a drunken lemming.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:If you don't have a container of baby wipes next to your toilet then your poop game is weak as hell. wipe slagcheeks
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Smiling Jack posted:The NYPD Union head is again displaying all the political skills of a drunken lemming. Is this going to be better or worse than when you guys did a work slowdown and everybody cheered not getting jammed up for stop and frisk and jay walking citations.
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Does driving out of state with out of state plates from Colorado automatically get one searched? Would handicap vet plates reading 6FYGM9 and showing the little Lt Dan Graphic make a difference? Or am I getting stopped and frisked any way I cut it? Lease don't shim shame this is supposedly a safe space. 
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You're getting searched because your vehicle looks like Cheech & Chong's truck from Up In Smoke.
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Polish food (excepting some of the Sausage) is loving garbage but when I was in Krakow last year the women were loving hot.
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Does driving out of state with out of state plates from Colorado automatically get one searched? Would handicap vet plates reading 6FYGM9 and showing the little Lt Dan Graphic make a difference? Or am I getting stopped and frisked any way I cut it? I've never gotten pulled over driving in or out of state with WA plates. My vehicle is even a 01 Chevy worktruck complete with lots of scrapes and dents.
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miss piggy
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ThePriceIsRight posted:what do you call woman police officers? maam or sir? A breathing receptacle for semen
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Rad Lieutenant posted:miss piggy
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Rad Lieutenant posted:miss piggy Your mom is a cop?
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Your mom is a cop? No a criminal 
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So I'm applying to be a police officer in Seattle, I take the tests and everything at the end of January. I have a Bachelor's degree but no security or military experience, what are my odds of getting the job assuming I do well on all the tests? Also they want to know if I'm a member of any internet message boards, is that a usual question on these kind of things?
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Be honest because at least 1 officer who posts here regularly is on the Seattle Police vetting board. I hear they also like Stormfront members
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CongoJack posted:So I'm applying to be a police officer in Seattle, I take the tests and everything at the end of January. I have a Bachelor's degree but no security or military experience, what are my odds of getting the job assuming I do well on all the tests? Might be worth choosing an alternative username to give them if you have ever posted in d&d that's pretty much an automatic fail
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CongoJack posted:So I'm applying to be a police officer in Seattle, I take the tests and everything at the end of January. I have a Bachelor's degree but no security or military experience, what are my odds of getting the job assuming I do well on all the tests? Tell them you read reddit. Easy way to success.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I hear Aatrek has a pretty clean post history, use that 
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Just tell them you post frequently on Officer.com and they will auto hire you.
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I thought they did ask for a handle but upon rereading it it just wants to know if you are a member and what the theme is.
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Stormfront: Meteorology
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Seriously though sanitize your online presence. Especially social media. I think Seattle is under a federal consent decree so they are probably scrutinizing hires pretty heavily until the Feds get off their rear end
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Untagged posted:You are in for a nice surprise when they call you and demand your name and password. Haha, really? Guess they can see my PMs about dumbass videogames if they really want to. I don't have a facebook account and I don't even really use my twitter account ever so if anything my background check is going to be suspiciously empty.
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CongoJack posted:if anything my background check is going to be suspiciously empty. I had this problem. I had a background investigator practically yelling at me that he didn't believe my lack of recreational drug use and limited drinking. So much convinced that he basically failed my polygraph for being INCONCLUSIVE. Except it wasn't, and I just kept my nose clean as a kid and he just didn't believe it. What a dick. The next one I had, the examiner was reading the prior notes and was like "Wow, the last guy was an rear end in a top hat!!!"
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Untagged posted:I had this problem. I had a background investigator practically yelling at me that he didn't believe my lack of recreational drug use and limited drinking. So much convinced that he basically failed my polygraph for being INCONCLUSIVE. Except it wasn't, and I just kept my nose clean as a kid and he just didn't believe it. What a dick. The next one I had, the examiner was reading the prior notes and was like "Wow, the last guy was an rear end in a top hat!!!" My polygraph examiner and background investigator told me i was boring.... on a side note, the investigator makes you log into your facebook account and he checks it out for a while then logs off. The funny thing when i was logging in auto remember was on, so i turned it off before logging in. lol.
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You have to let them onto your Facebook? That's stupid considering you can delete anything bad beforehand.
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Teflon Don posted:You have to let them onto your Facebook? That's stupid considering you can delete anything bad beforehand. They clearly want to see how good you are at removing incriminating evidence.
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asking for password and username info was all the rage a few years back but its starting to fall by the wayside as companies and states throw shitfits about it, rightfully so. gently caress giving up that info to a background investigator.
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