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I'm not sure we have time for gambling and whoring. I vote to use the psionic amplifier and or orgasmitron to rob the guys then leave. Alternatively, are they powerful enough to take on the threshers? We need more info.
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:I'm not sure we have time for gambling and whoring. I vote to use the psionic amplifier and or orgasmitron to rob the guys then leave. Alternatively, are they powerful enough to take on the threshers? We need more info. There's always time for gambling and whoring! As long as we don't stay the night, anyway.
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I'm thinking that meeting the Threshers here might not be that bad. We've got our Cloacaing Device and just a ton of mind/physical crippling weapons for us to make a run for it i we have to. Plus there's a lot of things for us to throw in front of them to buy some more time.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Plus there's a lot of things for us to throw in front of them to buy some more time. The battle cry of the Caimans: "Kill them first!"
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm thinking that meeting the Threshers here might not be that bad. We've got our Cloacaing Device and just a ton of mind/physical crippling weapons for us to make a run for it i we have to. Plus there's a lot of things for us to throw in front of them to buy some more time. We could set a trap. These guys appear to be Space Capitalists, if we warn them about the dire Space Hippie Communist threat approaching they might shave off a chunk of their armada!
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Poland Spring posted:We could set a trap. These guys appear to be Space Capitalists, if we warn them about the dire Space Hippie Communist threat approaching they might shave off a chunk of their armada! Oh I like this! If space truck stops are like Earth truck stops then there will tons of gun toting right wing weirdos just itching to throw down on some space pinkos! I propose we refuel the ship, sell what ever we need to sell to get some walking around money on top of it, start spreading rumors that the Threshers are coming to protest the free market system in lace in this star system, gamble a bit, get some space strange, and get ready to put a smack down on some stupid slug looking mother fuckers. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Nov 6, 2015 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:there will tons of gun toting right wing weirdos oh poo poo that's right we haven't met the humans yet
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This is a dangerous goddamned plan and it will probably result in getting our asses handed to us. If we go with this and it fails (which it probably will, no matter how good our luck has been so far), I'll show you the bad ending and then try to panic jump to the next system. If it succeeds, then welp. In the meantime as far as I can tell we're selling gems, a piece of hull and slaves in return for 3 tons of megasterling. We'll buy 100 energy and get some walkin' round money. We could also sell the Cultural Tchotchke for another 50 energy, which might be a good idea if we're going to fight. After that we'll gamble, whore and try to rile up whatever aliens are here against the threshers, although probably not all in the same update. Sounds good?
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You had me at 'Dangerous goddamm plan'
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:You had me at 'Dangerous goddamm plan'
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:You had me at 'Dangerous goddamm plan' Bad ending unlock pls.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:You had me at 'Dangerous goddamm plan' All in. Borrow against the house.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:You had me at 'Dangerous goddamm plan'
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:You had me at 'Dangerous goddamm plan'
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DmitriX posted:I'm pretty sure there is a scanning glitch in there on page 198- i think our officers are supposed to be composing themselves, not composting themselves(which would imply the loss of the entire bridge crew). Guess that one got by the editors! That typo marks this copy out as a first edition, it was fixed in later versions. This book could be worth something if Two-Fisted Steve hadn't torn half the pages up for ransom purposes. Update We get rid of the Haldian Slaves, Drinks Umbrella/Tchtochke, the Gems and a point of hull in return for 4 tons of megasterling, this part of the galaxy's main and most inconvienient unit of exchange. We spend three of those on refuelling, and keep one for walkin' round money. The robot duly lets us onto the station since we're not freeloading: we turn to 14.   Basically where do we start? The general plan is viable but we have to chose which of the delights of the station will get our business first (there's a good chance we won't get to do everything). Our walkin' round money should cover us for any expenses while we're here as long as we don't go nuts. Here's the starship manifest:  Sorry about the slow progress in this update, I had some issues with my computer and ran out of time to wrestle with it. Things will move faster over the weekend!
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Talk to the space dog! He's adorable, and you rock. I feel like I have a pet wookie now. 
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Do I spy with my crocodilian eye a Space Elvis hiding a giant knife behind his back? That guy seems worth talking to!
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Applewhite posted:Jelly cube prostitute lol thanks for pointing it out
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Gilganixon posted:we have to chose which of the delights of the station will get our business first Applewhite posted:Jelly cube prostitute
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the hell is this place... this is a party?! Where the gently caress is the swamp? Where's the orgy? where's the blood and rotting flesh? Let's turn this place into our own lido swamp. throw a party so hard that we'll gather allies for that crusade against the Threshers that we're totally going to not bail on. let's buy a bunch of rounds, get that 10 foot pole hammered, do some space blow with the jelly whore, eat spacedog and start waving the orgasmotron around. we deserve a release, it's been a trying afternoon
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fancy sauces posted:the hell is this place... this is a party?! Where the gently caress is the swamp? Where's the orgy? where's the blood and rotting flesh? Let's turn this place into our own lido swamp. throw a party so hard that we'll gather allies for that crusade against the Threshers that we're totally going to not bail on. let's buy a bunch of rounds, get that 10 foot pole hammered, do some space blow with the jelly whore, eat spacedog and start waving the orgasmotron around. we deserve a release, it's been a trying afternoon Seconded. Trash this place with the biggest party the galaxy has ever seen
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Applewhite posted:Seconded. Trash this place with the biggest party the galaxy has ever seen
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the_steve posted:Talk to the freakishly tall human. Applewhite posted:Seconded. Trash this place with the biggest party the galaxy has ever seen Edit: wait we're a monarchy. HAVE A BALL Poland Spring fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Poland Spring posted:capitalist party Royal party. 
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Anticheese posted:Royal party. the biggest balls of them all
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Ok, yes there's the polish giant but, space skeleton we need to hang with Bones McCoy.
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Fellbat posted:Ok, yes there's the polish giant but, space skeleton we need to hang with Bones McCoy. We can invite them all to the party
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Applewhite posted:We can invite them all to the party We might not have a chance for everything and I'm a firm believer in dem bones. seriously though every character in the page looks like they have life in them and are fun. Gilganixon I doff my space helmet to you in the cold depths of the void, viscera everywhere. Fellbat fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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the_steve posted:Talk to the freakishly tall human. Fellbat posted:Ok, yes there's the polish giant but, space skeleton we need to hang with Bones McCoy. we can find out their stories over a lil game of space whist
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Your weakness sickens me. PAY? PAYYY? We are not poors we are god emperors! We should slay those who oppose and take everything we want for ourselves from this place. Make them all hookers and slaves! Then force them to do repairs.
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Poland Spring posted:Edit: wait we're a monarchy. HAVE A BALL Some Balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, they're the Balls that I like best
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Al Borland posted:Your weakness sickens me. PAY? PAYYY? We are not poors we are god emperors! We should slay those who oppose and take everything we want for ourselves from this place. Make them all hookers and slaves! Then force them to do repairs. Sounds like too much work. If these chumps will give us funbux for our worthless slaves I don't see a reason to bother. I think your suggestions are better suited to a Catte run.
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