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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





Hahaha holy poo poo I was just in San Francisco and got nearly knocked over by two raccoons when I got too close to their trash bin.

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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Frostyhawk
Jan 21, 2012

Bird Up!

That right there's a coonass raccoon. :aaaaa:

Jenova
Dec 3, 2009

HONK.
Fallen Rib
God-dammit, I devoured the whole of this thread in one go, then fell asleep on the sofa and proceeded to have crazy raccoon-infested dreams.



Now I wish we had these adorable washbears in the UK so they could come and hang out in my garden.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Hello fellow goose

Jenova
Dec 3, 2009

HONK.
Fallen Rib

goose fleet posted:

Hello fellow goose



This is what us geese have to put up with. Cash Crab, have a word with them, would you?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Jenova posted:



This is what us geese have to put up with. Cash Crab, have a word with them, would you?

Propagation of the species. :shrug: Sorry, dude.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Jenova posted:



This is what us geese have to put up with. Cash Crab, have a word with them, would you?

A deep ducking.

Jenova
Dec 3, 2009

HONK.
Fallen Rib
I would forgive them in an instant if only I could floof that fuzzy belly. :3:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

What the gently caress sort of stock photo is this

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress sort of stock photo is this

Canada.jpg.

kafziel
Nov 11, 2009

goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress sort of stock photo is this

One from Gunter Marx, obviously.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress sort of stock photo is this

The sort where someone will be horribly disappointed after searching for "raccoons loving geese".

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Flinger posted:

Has this been posted yet? It's very topical.


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



^^^ this is good

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

cash crab posted:

^^^ this is good



Awww. It's created a trash fort. Or trash castle. A trashle.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
The empty pepsi cups and water bottles are the moat, making the fortressash impenetrable.

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Nov 3, 2015

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

Bored posted:

Awww. It's created a trash fort. Or trash castle. A trashle.

I think the term you are looking for is 'rascal castle'

(relevant link http://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/rascal-castle-cartoon/)

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lol

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I wonder if we could domesticate these things, like that russian guy did with foxes in about 10 years. (Except the foxes get so excited they pee everywhere when they're around people, so it's an outdoor-only pet that can't be housebroken.)

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Clearly you've never met anyone who owns a Maltese. Actually, my Australian Cattle Dog and one of my parents' corgis both piss themselves when they get really really excited.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
A friend used to have a dog that you could make pee by acting really excited and talking to him in an excited voice. Good times.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Cash Crab: Our Toilet Bear, and Backyard Friend. :kimchi:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


withak posted:

A friend used to have a dog that you could make pee by acting really excited and talking to him in an excited voice. Good times.

The last time I saw my dad's dog, she was so happy to see me that she pissed all over the floor and tore a muscle in her leg. A beautiful idiot, whom I miss.


Bina posted:

Cash Crab: Our Toilet Bear, and Backyard Friend. :kimchi:

:3: I love garbage and friends

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

cash crab posted:

The last time I saw my dad's dog, she was so happy to see me that she pissed all over the floor and tore a muscle in her leg. A beautiful idiot, whom I miss.


:3: I love garbage and friends

It's my favorite show, too.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Bina posted:

It's my favorite show, too.

Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends
Come on in, it's time for garbage and friends!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


https://vine.co/v/ODHOWM05leJ

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Raccoons are the best people

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Watch me roll over!
*gets half way around*
Eh this is good enough.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Every time.

Cash Crab :cripes:

Bina has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Nov 6, 2015

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!






Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Just got the catalog in the mail cause I got my Horse Head Mask from them. It had this:


http://mcphee.com/shop/raccoon-mask.html



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



help this person

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
















goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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MsJoelBoxer
Aug 31, 2004

Your judicial opinions hypnotize me.


Took this picture of a wash-bear at ARTIS in 2006. I'd never seen one in a zoo before.

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