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A hype collection of pages. And yes Hijack, that is odd, welcome to the English language.
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Nov 6, 2015 23:15
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I'll admit it: I'm hype for the finale of hitball. Hijack having a moment of reflection on the oddity of language was entertaining.
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Nov 6, 2015 23:15
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Fat chance is sarcastic while slim chance is not.
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Nov 6, 2015 23:40
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one thousand dollars on forge pulling in johnny to keep him from getting murdered by the ball
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Nov 7, 2015 01:21
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I'll take that bet. I bet Max doesn't move out of the way of the ball this time.
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Nov 7, 2015 01:38
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Forge Forge Forge Forge
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Nov 7, 2015 02:02
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Max seems to have calculated having Johnny behind him and Jeff expecting him to get out of the way again. He must have a plan to stop the ball somehow.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:07
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Hey, Hijack, calm down man. It's just a game.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:43
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Fecha posted:Max seems to have calculated having Johnny behind him and Jeff expecting him to get out of the way again. He must have a plan to stop the ball somehow. I'd expect him to pull some kind of spectral move like Dimitri did back when HiJeff started hurling cannonballs around.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:20
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Fecha posted:Max seems to have calculated having Johnny behind him and Jeff expecting him to get out of the way again. He must have a plan to stop the ball somehow. Yes. His face.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:38
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The Mentalizer posted:I'd expect him to pull some kind of spectral move like Dimitri did back when HiJeff started hurling cannonballs around. Does he know any? Max can barely even fire a spec shot. Most the good he's done has been down to flippy tricks and general mental acuity.
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Nov 7, 2015 06:15
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Cubone posted:Does he know any? Max can barely even fire a spec shot. Most the good he's done has been down to flippy tricks and general mental acuity. Max can use his magnet powers just fine, though. Odds are Johnny will be able to use his forge powers from jump.
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Nov 7, 2015 06:19
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Prison Warden posted:I'll take that bet. I bet Max doesn't move out of the way of the ball this time. Fecha posted:Max seems to have calculated having Johnny behind him and Jeff expecting him to get out of the way again. He must have a plan to stop the ball somehow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXAiXqCWW3k
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Nov 7, 2015 06:33
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I feel like I can almost put safe money on the next page having gym class end with a sudden bell interrupting HiJeff's throw and everybody just shuffling out.
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Nov 7, 2015 07:18
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He can just go into Spirit Time, though he doesn't know how to.
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Nov 7, 2015 08:04
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Oh gross I just realized what all the veiny stuff on Jeff probably is. I think it's puppet strings, underneath his skin.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:40
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Bongo Bill posted:He can just go into Spirit Time, though he doesn't know how to. He would need a spirit to do that, and he doesn't have the bat with him.
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Nov 7, 2015 13:58
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Ariong posted:Max can use his magnet powers just fine, though. Odds are Johnny will be able to use his forge powers from jump. Aren't magnet powers from his bat, though? And is that ball made of metal? E: I may have misread. I thought you meant he would be using his magnet powers on the ball to catch it.
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Nov 7, 2015 14:01
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Slime posted:Oh gross I just realized what all the veiny stuff on Jeff probably is. I think it's puppet strings, underneath his skin.
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Nov 7, 2015 16:16
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Slime posted:Oh gross I just realized what all the veiny stuff on Jeff probably is. I think it's puppet strings, underneath his skin. They're veins, from his big muscles.
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Nov 7, 2015 20:00
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as a doctor i can confirm that Big Muscles need Big Oxygen
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Nov 7, 2015 20:06
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Jeff secretly has sick vascularity. If he worked out he could be veiny all the time without Hijack's help. 
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Nov 7, 2015 21:22
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I can't tell if the comic is parodying itself or if Zack thinks it's genuinely exciting to get a triple update consisting mostly of uninteresting monologue while moving things forward exactly not at all.
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Nov 8, 2015 04:51
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Captain Oblivious posted:I can't tell if the comic is parodying itself or if Zack thinks it's genuinely exciting to get a triple update consisting mostly of uninteresting monologue while moving things forward exactly not at all. He set off to parody shonen anime pacing but at the end he's even worse at it.
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Nov 8, 2015 04:54
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Affectionate parody.
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Nov 8, 2015 05:06
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Stare too long into the shonen and the shonen stares back.
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Nov 8, 2015 05:47
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I suspect the triple update is because he knows nothing happened and didn't want to stretch it across three update days.
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Nov 8, 2015 06:03
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MikeJF posted:I suspect the triple update is because he knows nothing happened and didn't want to stretch it across three update days. That's more or less what he said, that the pages went better together so he did a big update. However, that also really makes me think we're getting a "save by the bell" moment next update.
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Nov 8, 2015 06:08
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After Chapter 4 ended he said that it would be the longest chapter in Paranatural. We're at 76 pages for Chapter 5 and I don't think we're even near the climax of it.
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Nov 8, 2015 06:16
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Neo_Crimson posted:Jeff secretly has sick vascularity. If he worked out he could be veiny all the time without Hijack's help. He has veins on where his fingernails should be. That's good veins, man.
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Nov 8, 2015 10:40
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Captain Oblivious posted:I can't tell if the comic is parodying itself or if Zack thinks it's genuinely exciting to get a triple update consisting mostly of uninteresting monologue while moving things forward exactly not at all. It is the second, of your two options
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Nov 8, 2015 23:26
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Brannock posted:After Chapter 4 ended he said that it would be the longest chapter in Paranatural. Maybe he's making fun of her.
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Nov 9, 2015 01:04
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Truly, Paranatural has become the Homestuck of webcomics.
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Nov 9, 2015 01:35
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Blackheart posted:Truly, Paranatural has become the Homestuck of webcomics. Take that back. Paranatural isn't as bad
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Nov 9, 2015 01:56
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Also Homestuck is already a webcomic :thatsthejoke:
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Nov 9, 2015 02:14
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paradoxGentleman posted:Also Homestuck is already a webcomic Was it?
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Nov 9, 2015 04:13
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Brannock posted:After Chapter 4 ended he said that it would be the longest chapter in Paranatural. I feel like we're barely even out of the opening of it.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:25
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The next page is just going to be an extreme anticlimax and it will all be over.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:28
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SlothfulCobra posted:The next page is just going to be an extreme anticlimax and it will all be over. A ball is just going to lightly tap Hijeff and then he'll throw a huge tantrum.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:35
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Pyroi posted:A ball is just going to lightly tap Hijeff and then he'll throw a huge tantrum. Coach walks in right as he's having said tantrum. He gets sent to the office for swearing.
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Nov 9, 2015 11:27
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