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Ambrose Burnside posted:brooks seems like a hella cool guy but also how is he a real person. i mean I don't know, his whole persona seemed super affected in The Captains.
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Nov 7, 2015 21:28
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"people don't need flying cars as they can work together over the internet" *thousands of commuters is regular cars drive past behind him in the background*
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So star trek nerds I require your help. I'm currently knitting a star trek potholder for a secret santa. It looks like this but it's black and gold (each side is the inverse of the other).  Now since potholders come in groups of two, should I make another identical one in black and gold, one in red and black or gold, or should I make one with another insignia on it. The Klingon insignia would be easy enough to adapt in some combination of red/black/gold.  What should I do, dear nerds?
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Nov 8, 2015 04:43
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I'd say you can up the degree of difficulty now that you've mastered the bendy triangle of the starfleet insignia. Why not bump down the denier and aim for the stars with a still tableau worthy of handling hot casserole dishes? 
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Nov 8, 2015 04:51
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Alas that would require it to be the size of a quilt and this needs to fit into 30x30 pixels.
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Nov 8, 2015 04:54
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Asiina posted:Alas that would require it to be the size of a quilt and this needs to fit into 30x30 pixels. Good point. Yes, you should make a scene from Quark's quilt next once the training wheels are off. Now, for all its labial qualities the insignia of the Cardassian Union would still be the most suited to the task of comfortably gripping hot stoneware. The Cardassian people have a remarkable tolerance for dry heats. 
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Nov 8, 2015 05:01
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For a non-autistic answer, identical is boring so do the klingon one Whatever nerd you are making them for will be totally pumped Although if they're like the previous poster they may not have the social skills to express it properly and they may say something like "Hurr, you should have made a black and white picture of blah blah blah!" and then sit back with a smug look on their grubby jowls, feeling like they were really witty and awesome Don't be offended, they are basically a mongoloid
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So if a Space-Australian maquisist was torturing a Cardassian oppressor, would it be called "knifey-spoonie"? 
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Nov 8, 2015 05:04
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All I hear in my head when I look at this is Friday Night, Saturday Morning by The Specials.
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Tujague posted:Although if they're like the previous poster they may not have the social skills to express it properly and they may say something like "Hurr, you should have made a black and white picture of blah blah blah!" and then sit back with a smug look on their grubby jowls, feeling like they were really witty and awesome 
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Nov 8, 2015 05:10
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RE: star trek knitting. I think if you did one in red with the Federation logo in white that would look pretty good. I think for future star trek knitting projects that's the way to go as it's the uniform colour and the badge. I think the best one to send a goon would be gold (yellow) with a white badge, and on the other side have "I'm a nice guy" as we all know Geordi is the last living goon. For the Klingon one, I'd do that in black and red (if you have the wool to do it) with the symbol in red. The other logos I think are all a pain in the arse in comparison The other option is to knit one that is gold and white with the Federation badge with KIRK on the other side and a red and white one with PICARD on it. They can make their kettles fight each other then.
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Nov 8, 2015 06:43
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Actually just knit one that says "Dukat was right"
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Nov 8, 2015 06:44
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How come they never show anyone on the shitter in Star Trek?
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Nov 8, 2015 07:43
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I would assume because they used beaming technology to clear out the colon.
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Nov 8, 2015 07:45
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schmitty9800 posted:How come they never show anyone on the shitter in Star Trek? We've evolved past making GBS threads.
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My Q-Face posted:I would assume because they used beaming technology to clear out the colon. I'm sure we've had this discussion RE: who beams who's poo poo off of the ship
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Nov 8, 2015 07:48
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Kitchner posted:I'm sure we've had this discussion RE: who beams who's poo poo off of the ship I know the most recent one was about who beams stuff into people's rectums, but I'm also sure this is as common a recurring theme as Klingon dongs have ridges.
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Nov 8, 2015 07:51
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Kitchner posted:Actually just knit one that says "Dukat was right"
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Nov 8, 2015 10:39
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Riker has discussed this, only one shitter on the 'prise.
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Nov 8, 2015 11:16
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The shitter looks quite pleasant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xOvFt8D6go&t=590s
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Nov 8, 2015 11:23
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Kitchner posted:Actually just knit one that says "Dukat was right" Knit a sweater that says "Kirk is a Jerk" on the back.
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Nov 8, 2015 12:44
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Attach a tag that says "HANDWASH ONLY DO NOT RECYCLE IN REPLICATOR"
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Nov 8, 2015 16:50
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schmitty9800 posted:How come they never show anyone on the shitter in Star Trek? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKQzZfpaz8
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Nov 8, 2015 17:08
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schmitty9800 posted:How come they never show anyone on the shitter in Star Trek? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1lN50OGlE One of the best TNG Edits in existance.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:00
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Everyone uses the transporter to get rid of poo, but Worf insisted on having a place to conduct his "Logg Sh'OVE" ritual because a warrior knows that the greatest enemies come from within
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Nov 8, 2015 18:02
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Worf works it out with a Bat'leth.
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Monkey Fracas posted:I'm talking about the one where O'Brien imagines Rumplestilskin into existence and Bashir is embarrassed by his fantasy waifu version of Dax becoming real and then Odo chases an emu It was originally supposed to be a leprechaun but Colm Meaney said that if they did that he would loving quit.
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Nov 8, 2015 20:40
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I watched an episode of TNG where they met an androgynous race, and riker fell in love with one and convinced it was a girl then it turns out she was just considered broken by society and they "fixed" her lol
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Nov 8, 2015 20:48
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also an episode where worf was crippled and was a huge klingon baby about it
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Nov 8, 2015 20:48
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I watched an episode of TNG where they met an androgynous race, and riker fell in love with one and convinced it was a girl then it turns out she was just considered broken by society and they "fixed" her lol Frakes said "make it more like a dude" and the producers said "no, that's gay."
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Nov 8, 2015 20:51
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muscles like this? posted:Frakes said "make it more like a dude" and the producers said "no, that's gay." Would have been more interesting for sure.
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Nov 8, 2015 20:57
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I'm sure that Worf's ginormous Klingon meatshits were too much for the Federation plumbing to handle and he had to cut them into smaller pieces with his bat'leth before they would flush down.
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Nov 8, 2015 21:03
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The Klingons would have a specialized blade with unique stances and motions for that purpose. It would look like these:  You pick your blade based on the bristol scale.
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Nov 8, 2015 21:08
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shadow puppet of a posted:The Klingons would have a specialized blade with unique stances and motions for that purpose. Please put leaked images from the new Star Trek series behind spoilers.
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Nov 8, 2015 21:13
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I'm not a sword guy but I've always wondered how practical a bat'leth might actually be. Would it be effective, lovely, or holy poo poo you'll probably kill yourself faster than your opponent could.
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I'm pretty sure that Youtube has threatened me with multiple videos where mall ninja douchebags demonstrate beyond any doubt that you'd be better off in a fight with a garden weasel
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FrensaGeran posted:I'm not a sword guy but I've always wondered how practical a bat'leth might actually be. Would it be effective, lovely, or holy poo poo you'll probably kill yourself faster than your opponent could. The fact that nobody in human history has fought with anything remotely similar says a lot, since humans have tried to use just about every even slightly usable weapon imaginable.
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