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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

enotnert posted:

y'all have fun, i love yosmas especially as a poo poo tier yoslite poster. . . but due to our horrid recent floodmageddon in SC, most of my side cash has been put into home repairs from some light damage we got, along with helping others that lost urrythang.

might register late if we don't find any other rando damage that has been popping up around and about the past few weeks, but otherwise let me encourage anyone who can to participate.

You might get a poo poo gift, you might not. If you do, take it in stride, it's for laffs y'all.

(also, i'd remove the no living things, as I got the same awesome santa twice, who sent not only living lady bugs, which were a welcome addition to my garden, but last year sent a venus flytrap, that was interesting as hell to watch and learn about for the 6-7 months it lived RIP flytrap)

pm me and i will totally send you yostowels for all that water

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Ive been doing some research for YOSMAS and all I'm going to say is that there does not exist in the entire world a hard back book about MongoDB

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


i'm in. someone's gonna get something crafty which may or may not match their interests but dammit they are gonna get it.

previous contributions to SASS: and [timg]http://i.imgur.com/HlEW06jl.jpg][/timg]

i am in serious need of a good coffee mug, preferably one of those tall ones that hold like two normal mugs worth. something to hold my iphone at my desk would also be nice. i work for the patent office but do it from home so things can be pretty loose content wise. but no goatman - that's too loose.

i like:
cats
biking
board games
beer
old line art illustrations or things relating to hilariously defunct tech companies.
cooking

i'm not much programmer so things along those lines might not be the best. used to cj in college but thank goodness those days are gone.

edit: I generally wear a size small, or a medium if the sizes run extremely small or are some foreign stuff not based on your average american.



Valeyard posted:

Ive been doing some research for YOSMAS and all I'm going to say is that there does not exist in the entire world a hard back book about MongoDB



close enough.

Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Nov 7, 2015

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
send me salmiakki

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Silver Alicorn posted:

send me salmiakki

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SALMIAKKI

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

My Santa last year was Vintersong and he/she owns.
My Santee was 24-7 Urkel Cosplay

Stuff I like:
I like booze whiskey, rum, or beer mostly
cool with :420: buts lets be real here
been trying to learn to art with inks and stuff so relevant art supplies are appreciated

I like art things, sci-fi art stuff,
I like books that showcase art styles, or teach you to draw with inks and stuff. How to comics or animation is appreciated.
I like nerdy tchotchkes
I like local shizz
I have a weird thing for old timey wooden boxes with secret compartments and cool ceramics.
I like funny 'puter
I like all foods, especially interesting ones that are not commonly found in the south.
I kinda collect coffee mugs and drink lots of coffee.
I like nerdy, lovecraftian, or fantasy type boardgames
I like fiction books on a variety of topics. Ask Santa for my amazon wishlist.
I like non-fiction books about philosophy, metaphysics, psychology, interesting people in history, and funny puter history
I love hand made gifts

My fat body would fit in an XXL shirt or XL if it is pre-shrunk

Stuff I don't want:
Things that were alive.
Gross poo poo involving body fluids human or otherwise
No Porn this is the future and such a gift is laughable

syntaxrigger fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Nov 14, 2015

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Valeyard posted:

Ive been doing some research for YOSMAS and all I'm going to say is that there does not exist in the entire world a hard back book about MongoDB

'cause it's trash

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
someone has written a mongo book, it will be consistently in stores eventually

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
mongo like candy

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
who is elf-ing this year

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Cocoa Crispies posted:

'cause it's trash

i need a big dumb hard back book for reasons

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
the dumber the better

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

bump_fn posted:

who is elf-ing this year

i think bobbilljim said he would elf, and funhilde said maybe again

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

bump_fn posted:

who is elf-ing this year

i've made some ELF binaries for this year's victim if that's what you're asking

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

i did it, i signed up

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

prepare to receive real lovely gifts santee

things i like:
boardgames
random electronics
cool and/or bad scifi or cyberpunk books/things
old computer games
getting drunk

i do not have cats do not send me cat related things

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I can't believe the only way to insert a line break in iOS Google sheets is to type in &char(10)

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
no but seriously, I'm in this year. I don't have a dying cat and crushing alcoholism at this time, so my presents will actually go out on time and everything.

Sorry, no international for me this year.

I like:
Cats
Tattoos
Weed
Star Wars
Old Macs

I am meh on:
Vidja James

No need for:
Booze
FAT-32 drives

I'll email Silver Alicorn in a minute

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Valeyard posted:

i need a big dumb hard back book for reasons


http://www.amazon.com/Operating-Sys...+implementation

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop & for this to get super difficult because so far it's just mild data entry

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

that's a big hard back book but it's not dumb

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
flying all over the world to chase down deadbeats with a tire iron takes a lot out of you man.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

eschaton posted:

that's a big hard back book but it's not dumb

yeah but it's out of date, and pretty irrelevant to anyone here except also extremely yospos

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Silver Alicorn posted:

yeah but it's out of date, and pretty irrelevant to anyone here except also extremely yospos

speaking of irrelevant, did you get my sign up email. if i miss yospos i will throw a gd fit

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

fysa star war sex parrot was my santee one year and i sent him a snes with two controllers and hella games :c00lbert:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

things i like include: computre poo poo, apple poo poo, hi-fi poo poo, bideo james, :420:, ambient / experimental music, scotch, cheese

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Arla just released some new cheeses with Radical names.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
I'm in.

Things I like
Cats
Gnomes
Penguins
Other nerd stuff
Stuff from your locale is always cool
Neat socks
Legos

Homemade art has been my favorite bit of doing Secret Santas

I drink cider and whiskey and gin

I don't know much about real computer stuff but if you make me something I'll figure it out

We have 2 cats and one baby who is going to be 10 months by December.

Women's size L for Tshirts

Not into weed, porn or creepy crawly stuff. I don't really play video games.

Edit: I already have a gun mug so I don't need a gun mug.

Funhilde fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 16, 2015

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

bump_fn posted:

who is elf-ing this year

it me

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

speaking of irrelevant, did you get my sign up email. if i miss yospos i will throw a gd fit

you're #28

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm still waiting for an email from GATOS Y VATOS

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
oh the list starts at 2 lmao

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
btw my email is my username (which is bobbilljim) at gmail.com

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

dick pics sent

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

who's #1?

... is it me?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
#1 is NAME

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
i hope i get NAME

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh wait Awia and Silver Alicorn are different posters :wth:

lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Jerry Cotton posted:

dick pics sent

thanks, these will help me break into fyad im sure

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh wait Awia and Silver Alicorn are different posters :wth:

lol

:staredog:

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