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Don't know if this was posted yet, some guy in a cat mask scares a bunch of cats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KIKrSG-Xzc That look from the black and white cat just slays me.
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Though the kerning would be weird, that'd be really easy to fix at least.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I've always wondered, wasn't there a single person in Moldova that knew how to actually play a saxophone? He actually played that saxophone part in the track, but you're not allowed to play instruments on stage in Eurovision. The violinist isn't playing either.
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Humphreys posted:The PS2 had analog buttons aswell as triggers. yeah but the PS2-era GTA games used x and circle as the brake and gas which did not give you fine control over your throttle, it is only since GTA4 that the triggers worked as your throttle which was the joke and now I have explained the joke too much so it is funny now.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I have been very close to PMing you to ask what your av is from, but now The full video is even more schadenfreudy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1B2FuxKYg
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Slugnoid posted:Car thief caught with his pants down. My local liquor store has an awesome pants down story. A kid decided he'd try to rob them after hours but didn't have a tool to break their front window. He tried kicking and throwing rocks to no avail. He goes to the dumpster and finds the small Weber grill that the owner had thrown away. He tries to break the front glass with the grill and covers himself in ashes as the owner hadn't bother to empty it of the ash. As the glass is laminated, he wasn't able to break in and the glass remained intact. In the interim, neighbors had called the cops who rolled up quiet. The kid sees them, ditches the grill and makes a break for it through a residential neighborhood. Well, he figured that the cops would be able to identify him as his clothes were covered with ash. He starts trying to run and take his clothes off at the same time. It didn't occur to him to take his shoes off first so he got his pants stuck around his ankles. He was found by the cops with his pants around his ankles, covered in ash, no shirt, and hiding in the bushes in front of a different neighbors house. I wish there was footage of it.
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One Swell Foop posted:The full video is even more schadenfreudy: Alfie poo poo himself, but that guy dribbled.
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Nov 7, 2015 22:21
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Inco posted:He actually played that saxophone part in the track, but you're not allowed to play instruments on stage in Eurovision. The violinist isn't playing either. Wait what? Why?
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Because it's a MUSIC competition, duh!
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Hyperlynx posted:Wait what? Why? I have no clue. In 1999, the organizers said that venues were no longer required to hire orchestras for the competition, and no one hired orchestras anymore to save money. A few years later, they declared that all instrumentation must be provided on a backing track, but I don't know why.
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Inco posted:I have no clue. In 1999, the organizers said that venues were no longer required to hire orchestras for the competition, and no one hired orchestras anymore to save money. A few years later, they declared that all instrumentation must be provided on a backing track, but I don't know why. quote:What you can’t do live is play your instruments. That comes as a shock to many people watching at home when I mention that on the ESC Insight commentary tracks, but this has practical reasons. With only thirty seconds between acts to do a full stage change, there’s barely enough time to get the props on and off the stage. While radio microphones can be set to the right levels beforehand, it’s impossible to set up drums, guitars, and anything else. Trust me, I’ve seen the best of the best doing switchovers at SXSW and it takes at least fifteen minutes. Maybe with a Live Aid style revolving stage a thirty second chance could work, but at Eurovision it’s not going to happen. As for how it is now, at least. And before 1999, the choice had been between backing track and the live house orchestra for a long time. And before that it had to be the orchestra. It was never "yeah bring your own poo poo, whatever". Maybe not so suitable for the sort of music people want to bring nowadays anyway, which can be very heavy on production. Plus you exclude the possible whining about how someone was cheated out of their points because the orchestra sucked at performing their song specifically. Maybe?
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YeahTubaMike posted:I have been very close to PMing you to ask what your av is from, but now Have one for yourself. 
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I expected his pants to split open like Lenny Kravitz.
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mobby_6kl posted:Some of those aren't really fails at all. Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
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There's some blood in this one, but nothing too bad. Don't mess with critters that have already bit you once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuO_IiJOSGM
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wyoming posted:Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. THIS. This right here is a prank done right.
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Nov 8, 2015 13:57
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wyoming posted:Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. 
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wyoming posted:Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. Oh god, I forgot him. How could I forget that amazing performance?
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Nov 8, 2015 19:22
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wyoming posted:Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. "You're not above the law."
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Parts Kit posted:There's some blood in this one, but nothing too bad. Don't mess with critters that have already bit you once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEVXEaadcQY
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Some pending schadenfreude from the dashcam threadsmax posted:Well, I got some actual use out of the dash cam last night.
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Truly the greatest thing about being an uncle is buying your niece loud poo poo like child-sized drumsets that drive your sibling and in-law up the wall while their kid thinks you're the best relative ever.
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Nuebot posted:Truly the greatest thing about being an uncle is buying your niece loud poo poo like child-sized drumsets that drive your sibling and in-law up the wall while their kid thinks you're the best relative ever. 
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wyoming posted:Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. I disagree. The Lost Boys, bitches
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I disagree. wyoming posted:Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man. mobby_6kl posted:Some of those aren't really fails at all. Golden Age of Sax Men
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Slugnoid posted:A couple of years back vandals broke into the tallest building in town and did this. Arguably, the schadenfreude is living in Frankston. And also recognising Frankston, that's pretty bad too.
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I'm at a complete loss as to what she thought she was doing.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm at a complete loss as to what she thought she was doing. She danced, she fell, she danced again.
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-Zydeco- posted:Some pending schadenfreude from the dashcam thread That's some drat fine schadenfreude. I'm not that familiar with how US traffic laws work, but if it's anything like it is here, I'm guessing the driver fleeing turns it from a minor infraction to something much bigger?
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Eh. Depends on a bunch of things. Usually it just adds the 'fleeing the scene of an accident' charge on there, but it also can be a sign of bad faith. Often drunk drivers will flee because the charge added on is less than the drunk driving charges. Of course if you're a celebrity and nobody really got hurt, it doesn't really affect anything.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Eh. Depends on a bunch of things. Usually it just adds the 'fleeing the scene of an accident' charge on there, but it also can be a sign of bad faith. Often drunk drivers will flee because the charge added on is less than the drunk driving charges. Of course if you're a celebrity and nobody really got hurt, it doesn't really affect anything. In Illinois it turns into "Hit and Run". If anyone was was injured in any way it becomes "Felony Hit and Run".
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