Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

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Devonaut: Jul 10, 2001; Devoted Astronaut

Uhn posted:

2 people like this.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 15:27

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timebandit: Mar 22, 2004

Devonaut posted:

2 people like this.

1 share

# ? Nov 9, 2015 16:51

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

4 comments

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:14

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timebandit posted:

1 share

"Hey babe can u make this for me"

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:23

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
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Uhn posted:

What's getting me on this (and by getting, I mean activating my gag reflex) is the spinach water on the plate.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:29

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I like to think all that feedback was people scolding Todd.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:29

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cash crab posted:

I like to think all that feedback was people scolding Todd.

No, Todd, we're not angry at you just... just so disappointed. We want to help you, Todd. You don't have to live like this. It looks bad, Todd.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:33

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

cash crab posted:

Ipecac is much more direct

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:42

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

kinmik posted:

Because he's a animal.

You piece of poo poo.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 18:00

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Nov 9, 2015 20:25

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

EorayMel posted:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 20:38

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

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# ? Nov 9, 2015 21:02

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

mottsareala

# ? Nov 9, 2015 21:46

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

titties posted:

mottsareala

I mean like... she was making it herself, so she had the package right in front of her... she bought it by identifying it by name... I ...

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:15

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:26

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Data Graham posted:

I mean like... she was making it herself, so she had the package right in front of her... she bought it by identifying it by name... I ...

Some people appear to have an internal app called "Anticorrect".

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:27

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
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chitoryu12 posted:

All we got left is mottsafakea.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:27

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

For your consideration: Swedish Kebab Pizza.

I know, no rules etc. Probably delicious. Looks like...

...that.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:32

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Oh yeah would

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:33

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Nothing bad looking about that pizza.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:34

Overminty: Mar 16, 2010; You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Kebab chillies are the saddest thing

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:39

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

exquisite tea posted:

Nothing bad looking about that pizza.

I've seen more aesthetically pleasing car crashes that that pizza.

On the other hand, it's better looking that the average Domino's pie.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:41

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

That kebab-pizza is a travesty!

There's no fries on it! (And I am SO not joking either).

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:44

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Distorted Kiwi posted:

I've seen more aesthetically pleasing car crashes that that pizza.

On the other hand, it's better looking that the average Domino's pie.

If you put a sprig of parsley in the middle and shot it at a flat angle in warmer lighting any pinterest user would lose their poo poo over it.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:46

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
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Click for loving huge gif
http://i.imgur.com/I6pf1Oy.gif

Kraft-ravesty

Please note: I would eat the poo poo out of this is if the cheese were macaroni and cheese.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:11 on Nov 10, 2015

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:51

arnbiguous: Feb 2, 2014; Gary’s Answer

please dont embed a 62mb gif, add a v to the end for us poor suffering google chrome users

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:53

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Eponine posted:

Kraft-ravesty

Please note: I would eat the poo poo out of this is if the cheese were macaroni and cheese.

Use real cheese and fresh dough and I'm all over that.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:53

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
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im full of poo poo posted:

please dont embed a 62mb gif, add a v to the end for us poor suffering google chrome users

I tried to, as a fellow chrome user, and it broke the image.

VVV Well, I did a reach-around, just for you. :bigtran:

Marius Pontmercy has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Nov 9, 2015

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:56

arnbiguous: Feb 2, 2014; Gary’s Answer

SA doesn't have gifv/webm embed support yet because on the forums it's always 2001

# ? Nov 9, 2015 22:56

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Distorted Kiwi posted:

For your consideration: Swedish Kebab Pizza.

I know, no rules etc. Probably delicious. Looks like...

...that.

There is a place that serves this exact pizza a block away from me, would, have, plan to again.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 23:35

Still Fluxing: Feb 14, 2013; A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Distorted Kiwi posted:

For your consideration: Swedish Kebab Pizza.

I know, no rules etc. Probably delicious. Looks like...

...that.

As long as it's a kebab pizza with tzatziki rather than the horrendous "orient" dressing, I'm down for this.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 23:49

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Still Fluxing posted:

As long as it's a kebab pizza with tzatziki rather than the horrendous "orient" dressing, I'm down for this.

That reminds me, Epcot's Food & Wine Festival this year has a tzatziki cocktail at the Greece stand. It's cucumber vodka with yogurt liqueur.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 23:56

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Distorted Kiwi posted:

I've seen more aesthetically pleasing car crashes that that pizza.

On the other hand, it's better looking that the average Domino's pie.

Yesterday I saw a Dominos delivery driver stop by a dumpster and maybe pick through it a little. Probably adding the last few toppings.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 00:05

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Yesterday I saw a Dominos delivery driver stop by a dumpster and maybe pick through it a little. Probably adding the last few toppings.

Olives are expensive these days.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 00:13

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

chitoryu12 posted:

That reminds me, Epcot's Food & Wine Festival this year has a tzatziki cocktail at the Greece stand. It's cucumber vodka with yogurt liqueur.

I grudgingly admit that I would probably enjoy this, to the shame of my hirsute, boy-humping ancestors.

chitoryu12 posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Keepin' it mottsareala

# ? Nov 10, 2015 01:02

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Result: still no pizza rules, but there are some issues with certain pizzas that could, to the untrained connoisseur, be interpreted as "rules" (which there are none)

# ? Nov 10, 2015 02:29

Hakkesshu: Nov 4, 2009

Still Fluxing posted:

As long as it's a kebab pizza with tzatziki rather than the horrendous "orient" dressing, I'm down for this.

It's just salad dressing. It's kind of a standard thing on Scandinavian pizzas which have a strong middle-east influence since a LOT of our pizzarias are founded by immigrants from Turkey and Bosnia and such. Hence the kebab as well. It makes the pizza sloppy and greasy as gently caress but it's definitely good eatin'.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 02:43

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

cash crab posted:

Result: still no pizza rules, but there are some issues with certain pizzas that could, to the untrained connoisseur, be interpreted as "rules" (which there are none)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdiPVthIGhE

# ? Nov 10, 2015 02:45