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Just you wait, when President Jeb Bush takes the oath of office, he's going to make every one of you pay for your evil words. He's gonna round you all up in front of your families and then one by one he's gonna give you a stern talking to 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I am very excited about the debate. How excited are you, Jeb?
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Triglav posted:The structure is probably insurance against being sued for possible future attack ads. Each entity probably serves a different geographic market, or perhaps simply different operations within the PAC. The structure is also probably because the same pool of people that use shell corps to move their money around the planet to avoid taxation are in the middle of a hostile takeover of the American electoral system. Simply the structure they're used to.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:41
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His shoulders never seem to move.  He's like a teenager's dad giving a lecture about behavior.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:46
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SnakePlissken posted:The structure is also probably because the same pool of people that use shell corps to move their money around the planet to avoid taxation are in the middle of a hostile takeover of the American electoral system. Simply the structure they're used to. Right, just like Bernie's followers promote his candidacy through meme GIFs. People do what they know.
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Triglav posted:Right, just like Bernie's followers promote his candidacy through meme GIFs. People do what they know. You a potato chip
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FAUXTON posted:I've found that there's more shenanigans going on when someone names a business entity "Tamarack" than even the ol' Roman numeral holding LLC fictitious name dealie-bob. Well, Royal Ahold was always good for a cheap laugh. Then there's Bane (ED: Bain Capital). Lots of little shells floating around. Triglav posted:Right, just like Bernie's followers promote his candidacy through meme GIFs. People do what they know. SnakePlissken fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Nov 10, 2015 |
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Nov 10, 2015 19:00
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:New Right to Rise PAC ad featuring an extra-salty ¡Jeb! "We turned the systems upside-down that weren't working!" That usually makes things work better, yep. Well said.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:00
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With the knowledge that Ted Cruz's PACs are separated to protect themselves from presumed libel suits, my faith in both corporate America and the electoral system has been restored.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:02
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Fox Ironic posted:He just needs to punch Trump in the face at the next debate. I mentioned this as a course of action a couple hundred of pages ago and I still fully believe he will jump in the polls significantly if he can successfully clobber Trump like a schoolyard bully. That's if they replace his arm with a T-100's and someone else remote controls it.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:04
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a helpful bear posted:I mentioned this as a course of action a couple hundred of pages ago and I still fully believe he will jump in the polls significantly if he can successfully clobber Trump like a schoolyard bully. Trump also could have decimated Jeb early if he had left him hanging, in that first debate.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:05
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Trump would never pass up kudos!
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Nov 10, 2015 19:06
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The Tao Jones posted:"We turned the systems upside-down that weren't working!" That usually makes things work better, yep. Well said. Hey, I have it on good authority that he can fix things
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Nov 10, 2015 19:08
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Nov 10, 2015 19:13
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I am very excited about the debate There you go. Now you're connoting the proper excitement!
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Nov 10, 2015 19:13
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Killing baby Hitler is kinda dumb. Just hand him over to some different parents.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:15
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I think Trump starting the war on Christmas this early signals to me Trump wants to end Carson here and now. Once America finds out Ben Carson thinks Christmas is bullshit all bets are off.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:15
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Nth Doctor posted:His shoulders never seem to move. quote:But inside the campaign, Bush’s poor communications skills have become a source of tension among advisers and donors. One source told me that some senior Bush aides are frustrated that he wears glasses and suits on the trail, which makes it difficult for him to relate to a large swath of GOP primary voters (or at least the Trump ones). His weight has also been an issue. Bush dropped 40 pounds on the Paleo diet in preparation for his run, but the dramatic weight loss has left him appearing uncomfortable in his new body and prone to awkward movements
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Nov 10, 2015 19:16
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Is it the exclamation point that does it for you? It probably is. Nothing says "I can fix it" like an exclamation point appended to your first name. Jeb's a really exciting candidate and his choice of punctuation is bold and decisive. Jeb!
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Did anyone watch this baby hitler video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFZoVIDx5dg he references "that michael j fox series" as a reason he would kill baby hitler, "even if he was cute". it's so awkward. i'm guessing he's told by his consultants he's got to act more cowboy-ish which is why he's talking about killing babies now. jeb is funny he can never win, even with these dumb questions by the press EDIT: also lol at the top youtube comment: 
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Nov 10, 2015 19:21
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Jeb needs to suck on nails for extra iron because of his anemia.
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"I chew my fingernails" didn't sound presidential, so they went with "I eat nails". E: Isn't the full expression something like " I eat nails and poo poo thumbtacks"? Where are the thumbtacks, Jeb!? Esplanade fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Nov 10, 2015 |
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Nov 10, 2015 19:29
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a helpful bear posted:Trump would never pass up judo!
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:There's something else I've noticed about ¡Jeb!'s campaign ads and I wonder if it has any effect. Doesn't help that he has the demeanor/worldview of a grandpa from Tampa.
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Nov 10, 2015 19:31
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Montasque posted:Once America finds out Ben Carson thinks Christmas is bullshit all bets are off. Eh, I'm a Christmas FANATIC, but I don't really GAF how other people celebrate it as long as they're not millenial crybabies who complain about public/business Christmas decorations, promotion, etc. I cannot overstate how obsessed I am with Christmas. AS SOON as Thanksgiving dinner is in my belly, I give myself the green-light to once again take up arms against the WAR ON CHRISTMAS and the battle does not end until the morning after the College Football champion is determined, which thankfully keeps getting pushed further and further after New Years giving me more Christmas time. My wife complains about me being white trash and claims that only "crazy people" would have more than one tree in the same room. Obviously I am Republican as all hell too. Ben Carson not personally erecting a Christmas tree in his own home doesn't bother me. Of course the white-house is a national institution and the property of the American people, so he drat WELL BETTER be OK with all out Christmas decorations there.
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SnakePlissken posted:grandpa from Tampa This would be great username for a pro-Jeb! gimmick account.
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Remember when the Huckster was just a Jesus-lovin' bass player? now he's just a gross slug
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:There's something else I've noticed about ¡Jeb!'s campaign ads and I wonder if it has any effect. I think this cuts both ways, but I agree that it's mostly negative. It does mean it's politically out of touch and it shows in his weekly gaffe, but it can also help market towards Republicans who always yearn for a "better time". This is the party that idolizes Reagan and yearns for a time that technically never existed. However this appeal is limited (because all those voters are dead now) and the fact he's a candidate from the 90s shows in his attempts to be cool with da kids, yo.
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Xenophon posted:Remember when the Huckster was just a Jesus-lovin' bass player? At his current weight he should really switch to tuba, imo
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Nov 10, 2015 19:38
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Logikv9 posted:I think this cuts both ways, but I agree that it's mostly negative. It does mean it's politically out of touch and it shows in his weekly gaffe, but it can also help market towards Republicans who always yearn for a "better time". This is the party that idolizes Reagan and yearns for a time that technically never existed. Jeb! will make CrossfireTM and Ninja Turtles real.
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Boosted_C5 posted:My wife complains about me being white trash and claims that only "crazy people" would have more than one tree in the same room. Boosted you are possibly my favorite poster right now. EDIT: Jeb makes me think of a friendly cartoon dinosaur that says things like "shucks" and "hayuck"
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Tricky D posted:This would be great username for a pro-Jeb! gimmick account. Gampy from Tampy.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:¡Hail Satan! Is the kid on the left a rubber doll? Inbred? Something is off here. I'm guessin he can duel a banjo...
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Rocks posted:Did anyone watch this baby hitler video? God, it's worse than that. "What was the name of the Michael Fox... movies?" Jeb is officially the Rick Perry of this campaign in that neither of them can... sentence... properly... and, and...yeah.
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