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ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

This is OK because garlic naan is one of the very greatest inventions of mankind.


Also dehumanize yourself and face to milk.



Ed: wait, it isn't giffing, lemme fix that.

ubergnu has a new favorite as of 10:37 on Nov 10, 2015

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Is that a photo of a computer screen showing a screenshot of a phone? :catstare:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Shai-Hulud posted:

Is that a photo of a computer screen showing a screenshot of a phone? :catstare:

Millenials are bad with technology

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Shai-Hulud posted:

Is that a photo of a computer screen showing a screenshot of a phone? :catstare:

Could you read it?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Shai-Hulud posted:

Is that a photo of a computer screen showing a screenshot of a phone? :catstare:

I've actually found that status with the intention of screen-shotting it but seems that comment has been deleted :/
https://www.facebook.com/AtheistRepublic/posts/877572092329651

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I knew it.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Unleashing bees isn't nearly as impressive as leashing them in the first place

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Man I taught third grade for a couple of years and those little shits would lose their goddamn minds at recess if a bee was even visible.

Not sorry I no longer work with children! Although I know some grown men who will loving scramble if any stinging insect starts floating around the area.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Unleashing bees isn't nearly as impressive as leashing them in the first place

Put them in the fridge for a while, and tie a leash around their thoraces when they're slow and sluggish.

WALLA

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Put them in the fridge for a while, and tie a leash around their thoraces when they're slow and sluggish.

WALLA

Sure, if you wanna cheat. I prefer to make a tiny lasso out of string and then roping them as they fly by.

0toShifty
Aug 21, 2005
0 to Stiffy?

kinmik posted:


I knew it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sure, if you wanna cheat. I prefer to make a tiny lasso out of string and then roping them as they fly by.

I prefer to train mine to bring the leash to me when they're ready to go out for walkies. :3:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

I think you mean VIOLIN

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

MrXmas posted:

I think you mean VIOLIN

Nah mate, the correct interjection of announcement is:



(I think I had previously read that tumblr images are ok to hotlink - if this isn't the case, I'll replace with an imgur link.)

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

graybook posted:

Nah mate, the correct interjection of announcement is:



(I think I had previously read that tumblr images are ok to hotlink - if this isn't the case, I'll replace with an imgur link.)

But that's roast chicken and wine...

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Peebla posted:

Although I know some grown men who will loving scramble if any stinging insect starts floating around the area.
I will defend my shameful behavior by saying I'm allergic and it is loving annoying to have an entire section of your body swell up, turn purple, and itch like hell for a day because some rear end in a top hat insect decided you were a threat. :(

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


PCOS Bill posted:

But that's roast chicken and wine...

I thought he was handing a plate of fire for a second.

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Krinkle posted:

I thought he was handing a plate of fire for a second.

I love how the sillhouette of the guy has his hand on his brow as if he's going "For the last time, I said pasta. Pasta.".

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Judging by the three wine glasses, I guess the waiter is inviting himself to eat with them?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

And who's the third wine glass for? Are those two breaking up when chicken and booze man BURST in? Pasta? What a great decal.


E: can we not derail about the pronunciation of decal?

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

That was one goddamn hell of a car salesman.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





...Michelle Duggar?

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

...Michelle Duggar?

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

...Michelle Duggar?

From her POV.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Beads?

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY



Bees!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Looks like a training video for my next job. :smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dick Trauma posted:

Looks like a training video for my next job. :smith:

You're gonna be a professional mess maker/hot dog waster?

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



JoelJoel posted:

And who's the third wine glass for? Are those two breaking up when chicken and booze man BURST in? Pasta? What a great decal.


E: can we not derail about the pronunciation of decal?

What a guud daycal!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I know it doesn't actually say Cum Flies but I can't read it any other way.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Whoa, an Achewood TV series?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The MSJ posted:

Whoa, an Achewood TV series?

Didn't you know they stopped making new strips so they could focus on the movie?

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


It'll be even better when Longmont Potion Castle or Jon Wurster signs up..... bring my boot to your lip, pardner

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