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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nine of Eight posted:

Oh, I know what that is. Dude has an arteriovenous fistula that was created by a surgeon so he could get dialysis. Some of them can get really snakey over time, especially if they get partially blocked.

Um, no. It's an arm sausage. Bloodfart McCoy said so.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




i am very unokay with this

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Solice Kirsk posted:

Um, no. It's an arm sausage. Bloodfart McCoy said so.

That dude's my grandpa and every Thanksgiving we all get a slice of that year's arm sausage. I don't know what this dialysis bullshit is about.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gross Dude posted:

That dude's my grandpa and every Thanksgiving we all get a slice of that year's arm sausage. I don't know what this dialysis bullshit is about.

Just more blood discrimination by typical kidney-shamers. Check your Kidney Privilege!

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

Gross Dude posted:

That dude's my grandpa and every Thanksgiving we all get a slice of that year's arm sausage. I don't know what this dialysis bullshit is about.

"Thanks Grandpa!"
(Through tears of pain) "Y-y-you're... welcome."

hybriseris
Sep 14, 2012
It came from Facebook. All the same dude:







I like that it looks more like a racquet for paddleball than a hatchet. Should crosspost to terrible tattoos thread.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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hybriseris posted:


I like that it looks more like a racquet for paddleball than a hatchet. Should crosspost to terrible tattoos thread.


I kinda wanna see the rest of that conversation. Like, I don't care, but I kinda wanna know who was right.

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003
I saw the part about not reposting classics, but the first one is too good to forget and I'm also including something I found in the paper today.



(pasties + bodypaint = not bothering with NWSing a timg)

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Gross Dude posted:

That dude's my grandpa and every Thanksgiving we all get a slice of that year's arm sausage. I don't know what this dialysis bullshit is about.

For some reason I'm actually having sausage for dinner right now. Read this and almost threw it in the garbage. :hfive:

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Siamang posted:

I saw the part about not reposting classics

Oops I missed that. Here's some new content:






There's no nudity but still :nws:

http://imgur.com/srJ5NCF.jpg
http://imgur.com/prNeqT7.jpg
http://imgur.com/kqw5aqO.jpg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's a hard, hard, almost thirty.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Almost 30 in what, dog years?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

goose fleet posted:

Almost 30 in what, hog years?

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002

Thin Privilege posted:

Oops I missed that. Here's some new content:



I.. ughhh.. what? :psyduck:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gaybee posted:

I.. ughhh.. what? :psyduck:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couvade_syndrome

Some beta poo poo right there. Smoke and drink in front of your wife like a man.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Family portrait.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Are his fingers webbed? :ohdear:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Rambling Robot posted:


goose fleet posted:

Almost 30 in what, hog years?
















cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



these things are good and cool

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Pretty sure neither of these belong here

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Cyril Smith, senior British politician and notorious paedophile. Managed to avoid suspicion by appearing to be a cartoon stereotype of a paedophile.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

ookiimarukochan posted:

Cyril Smith, senior British politician and notorious paedophile. Managed to avoid suspicion by appearing to be a cartoon stereotype of a paedophile.

In fairness, him touching children with his dick was entirely a misunderstanding. He hadn't seen the thing in years, there could have been all kinds of things going off down there that he didn't know about.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://youtu.be/LusviyT2ZI0

Just type "cringe" into the internet and youll get content for this thread.

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 16:46 on Nov 11, 2015

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



something something the guy from Mask


these themed porns are getting really low budget


I always feel bad for the people who have a baby face. I heard the term and thought "Oh so hes looks young for his age." No. His face is a baby.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Hihohe posted:


something something the guy from Mask VIgo the Carpathian

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.





Vigo the Carpathian and James May's butthole baby.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
There's a really interesting article about the person who played Vigo the Carpathian (not the voice though).

http://deadspin.com/the-hateful-life-and-spiteful-death-of-the-man-who-was-1737376537

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Hihohe posted:


something something the guy from Mask

something something Elder Scrolls NPC

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Proto Klingon

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Hihohe posted:


these themed porns are getting really low budget

Are all those VHS boxes turned around because they are porn? They also seem to be in rental-type cases from a video store, back when such things existed.


He is proud of his new fedora and suit coat but has no place to go show them off, so he got his mom to take a photo.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/MId8bPs.jpg

I've seen the hot jar therapy on the back, but never on a head.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Sir Teabag
Oct 26, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/MId8bPs.jpg

I've seen the hot jar therapy on the back, but never on a head.

Mother of God... the blood.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Are all those VHS boxes turned around because they are porn? They also seem to be in rental-type cases from a video store, back when such things existed.

That combined with the water marks on the walls make me deeply uncomfortable.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Which one of you is this?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Celery Face posted:

There's a really interesting article about the person who played Vigo the Carpathian (not the voice though).

http://deadspin.com/the-hateful-life-and-spiteful-death-of-the-man-who-was-1737376537

Read this a while back, Pro Click

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007


This mommy blogger looks ok, right? The hair color makes her look annoying, though.

Try this photo behind the SFW spoiler?



That is the same woman. Thanks, Photoshop!






Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Nov 12, 2015

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