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Joementum posted:Quote of the day, “Naturally, I do not suggest that America start a war or send out engraved invitations to a Star Wars-type invasion from some galaxy far, far away. I just wish I could convince more thinking people of what I believe is true — that continued racial divisions within our society pose every bit as great a threat to our survival as a nation as any outside attack, be it from earthly or other-worldly enemies.” ~ Ben Carson There goes the Newt endorsement.
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Ben Carson posted:“I know Independence Day is science fiction, but the same heroic emotional reactions it portrayed were very much alive after Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941. Recruiting stations across the nation experienced a virtual flood of people from all ethnic backgrounds ready to sign up for the protection of our country,” he added. “Crises that threaten an entire nation, or the entire world, may be horrible, but they force us to embrace a common vision. They remind all of us, who may have forgotten, exactly what it is that unites us. In times of crises even small minds get a clearer view of the Big Picture.” Remember when men of all colors and creeds came together to drag americans of Japanese ancestry out of their homes and put them into camps? Uncle Ben remembers fondly.
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Do It Once Right posted:Remember when men of all colors and creeds came together to drag americans of Japanese ancestry out of their homes and put them into camps? Ben is big in Japan, all right?
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The longer Rand's campaign manager talks, the louder the baby cries. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnrIe2IwsMM
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Joementum posted:The longer Rand's campaign manager talks, the louder the baby cries. Same.
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Joementum posted:The longer Rand's campaign manager talks, the louder the baby cries. Of course Rand's campaign manager resembles an If They Mated of The Nostalgia Critic and Andrew Dobson.
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Nov 12, 2015 00:12
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The blinking, eyebrow movements, and twitchy head shakes all make me think Rand Paul is leaning over the seat in front of him with a gun.
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Joementum posted:Hmm, I think these two things might be related. WTF is that media curve even measuring? What is the quantitative unit of measurement? Percent of total time? We need an entire thread for charts like this, both real and goon made. It could be the breakout thread of Election Erection.
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Jewel Repetition posted:The blinking, eyebrow movements, and twitchy head shakes all make me think Rand Paul is leaning over the seat in front of him with a gun. that bg noise of the jet engine is a nice touch to the ambiance and makes it feel more real and not manufactured, so candid
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Spacebump posted:"We have to make sure our readers know she is a Republican and we can't draw her with a tie" On that point, Trump and Rand are the only one with pure red. Everyone else is streaked with white.
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Chokes McGee posted:WTF is that media curve even measuring? What is the quantitative unit of measurement? Percent of total time? My guess is that it's measuring trump's percent of the total coverage given to him, christie, fiorana, carson, bush, kasich, rubio, huckabee, paul, santorum, and cruz. I could be mistaken, though.
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Milk Malk posted:Some really interesting ideas in this one. Subbed for more thoughtful takes on played out arguments. Especially fond of the Hitler Did Nothing Wrong / Mountain Dew matchup. Do you do graphic design work on commission? He's like a bald Christian Slater. EDIT: Haha, he even tells a story the same way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNNcp-Fe6iI EDIT 2: Deep Hurting posted:The problem with the drawing of Cruz is insufficient emphasis on the shape of his nose. He's got a very weird, beaky nose. Still, it's reasonably recognizable, and captures his general, overall smugness. The problem with drawing Cruz is that I think he's Clayface. I mean, compare the faces in these pictures. They all look like different molds melting.    And just because I feel like inflicting it upon the thread 
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William Bear posted:Thanks for the colorful illustration in your debate coverage, Washington Post, but you just wound up making the primary look like the most boring comic book ever. anime fiorina is much more pleasing to look at than real fiorina
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Phlegmish posted:Partido ReTrumplicano, great pun there I like that the spanish one is much sassier
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Joementum posted:The longer Rand's campaign manager talks, the louder the baby cries. It's not nice to call Rand Paul a baby.
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babypolis posted:anime fiorina is much more pleasing to look at than real fiorina Yeah, but what isn't.
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Louisgod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9FlG2TXsQc Lol I think I've been laughing at a legit disabled person.
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katlington posted:Lol I think I've been laughing at a legit disabled person. You lack the intelligence to appreciate the depth of thought and philosophical insight of a Slavic superman.
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katlington posted:Lol I think I've been laughing at a legit disabled person. his writing skills are too good hes just a crazy dude
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If that's the way I spoke I would be a really good writer too.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:If that's the way I spoke I would be a really good writer too. Schizophrenia and good writing share a lot of similar skill sets.
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Would you let gay baby Hitler into the women's bathroom to wish Merry Christmas to Syrian refugees?
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Chokes McGee posted:We need an entire thread for charts like this, both real and goon made. It could be the breakout thread of Election Erection. We already have one. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3745614
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Internet Webguy posted:Would you let gay baby Hitler into the women's bathroom to wish Merry Christmas to Syrian refugees? Not if he intends to do it in German. This is America like it or leave it.
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reignofevil posted:Not if he intends to do it in German. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdpicC_6y4s
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Liberty makes attendance at such events mandatory (see the full houses for Cruz and Sanders).
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William Bear posted:Thanks for the colorful illustration in your debate coverage, Washington Post, but you just wound up making the primary look like the most boring comic book ever. Jeb! looks like Steve Forbes and Fiorina looks like someone who has working facial muscles
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Joementum posted:The longer Rand's campaign manager talks, the louder the baby cries. Why are the comments disabled?
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Note: it's not sexist for me to disparage Fiorina's looks because I disparage Ted Cruz's much more often.
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Jewel Repetition posted:Note: it's not sexist for me to disparage Fiorina's looks because I disparage Ted Cruz's much more often. i wouldnt say anything about her looks if her soul wasnt as ugly as she is
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Is there video of his full speech? Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcShIOgdvlo
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Naet posted:ThinkProgress has a rebuttal to Rubio's "welders, not philosophers" argument in which they claim the average annual salary for people with a B.A. in Philosophy is $97,000. Yeah, well, I'm sure welding pays half a million an hour due to communist unions. Commie NedFlanders posted:Okay so I used to totally scoff at republicans when they would suggest "MAKE THIS LAW 3 PAGES OR NO ONE WILL READ IT. NOTHING CAN BE READ IF ITW MOR THAN 5 pages MY WMTITEE TAX PLAN IS FIVE-FIVE-FIVE 5 inch pizza with 5 toppings for 5 dollars" I imagine you could collapse all federal income taxes into fewer brackets and taxes with a generous standard deduction. Minimum wage should be set to a commodity bundle worth $20,000 in 2015, and the standard deduction should be set to minimum wage. Perhaps Social Security should be set to minimum wage too, only increasing with disability. People making minimum wage or less now have no federally taxable income, and minimum wage will increase and decrease with the price of that commodity bundle. Get rid of most tax deductions, excluding mortgage interest for a primary residence, retirement contributions, disability, and state income tax. With the standard deduction increased and most other deductions eliminated, taxes can be decreased and simplified. Bracket income taxes up to 30%, reached at ten times minimum wage. Tax long-term capital gains and dividends at half rate unless they compose more than a quarter of income. Have the estate tax remain a flat 35%, but reduce the exemption to two hundred times minimum wage, excluding primary residences if no secondary residences exist. You'll still need the legal gobbledygook to establish precedence, but the goal shouldn't be to make the legal document simple. The goal should be making calculations and audits easy. And corporations shouldn't be taxed, but an expatriation tax should be implemented for everyone, including domestic and alien corporations. Only then will Obama bring jobs back to America.
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Joementum posted:Hmm, I think these two things might be related. That data must feel incredible because it just receieved the massage of a lifetime.
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babypolis posted:I like that the spanish one is much sassier It's because there's like three people in the entire country (or possibly the world) who would both understand it and be offended by it.
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People with good credit scores should be able to defer and file taxes less frequently.
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