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Bates
Jun 15, 2006
In my school it was decided we should be the epitome of ecology and sustainability and stuff which mostly involved talking a lot about it. For our prank we decided to get involved and take action so we emptied the store room and toilets of toilet paper and put in each stall a little sign that said: Think green, Save a tree! with these things hanging from it:

I could not translate the names of these things into English so here's some pictures instead. That was our prank and it made some people very mad. Don't mess with people and their poopy buttholes.

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Tiggum posted:

Did the school not have disabled access?

Ya ever try and stuff a cow into an elevator? If you do, be sure to film it for the thread.

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Anosmoman posted:

In my school it was decided we should be the epitome of ecology and sustainability and stuff which mostly involved talking a lot about it. For our prank we decided to get involved and take action so we emptied the store room and toilets of toilet paper and put in each stall a little sign that said: Think green, Save a tree! with these things hanging from it:

I could not translate the names of these things into English so here's some pictures instead. That was our prank and it made some people very mad. Don't mess with people and their poopy buttholes.

Bottle brush on the left, spatula on the right.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Bart Fargo posted:

Bottle brush on the left, spatula on the right.

Thats a butt reamer and a sphincter scraper respectively thank you.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Should have put 3 seashells instead

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012
My senior class stacked chairs up in the chorus room and painted SENIORS [graduation year] in regulation removable paint on some of the windows.

Because mischief is only fun when conducted with a carefully pre-selected and sanctioned prank put forth as a formal compromise between our elected class president and the school board.

We are the Schadenfreude.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Bart Fargo posted:

Bottle brush on the left, spatula on the right.

That is obviously rice on the right.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

speshl guy posted:

My senior class stacked chairs up in the chorus room and painted SENIORS [graduation year] in regulation removable paint on some of the windows.

Because mischief is only fun when conducted with a carefully pre-selected and sanctioned prank put forth as a formal compromise between our elected class president and the school board.

We are the Schadenfreude.
The graduating class before mine all chipped in to buy the parking lot attendant a electric cart so she wouldn't have to walk around all day. My class did nothing at all.

loving lame yuppie high school.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


My senior class just used a lot of herbicide to semi-permanently burn 99 onto the front lawn of the school. Pretty tame, although it did last well into the next year from what I've heard.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Some guy broke maybe $100 into pennies and everybody handed the principal a shitload of pennies at graduation during the diploma handshake. It's what she gets for renovating the stadium during graduation time, resulting in my year being the only class to do it off site.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

SLOSifl posted:

My senior class just used a lot of herbicide to semi-permanently burn 99 onto the front lawn of the school. Pretty tame, although it did last well into the next year from what I've heard.

Similar, except they did a giant penis.

Then there was the usual stuff of TPing the trees, etc. One year, they leaving year crucified a load of (store bought) chickens to the basketball backboards.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

amityville anus posted:

Some guy broke maybe $100 into pennies and everybody handed the principal a shitload of pennies at graduation during the diploma handshake. It's what she gets for renovating the stadium during graduation time, resulting in my year being the only class to do it off site.

Asking for donation money (except maybe email to the olds) from grads is a gift that keeps on.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Same guy got busted a few years later in college with an insane amount of ecstasy pills I think it was moreso laundering than donating.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


amityville anus posted:

Some guy broke maybe $100 into pennies and everybody handed the principal a shitload of pennies at graduation during the diploma handshake. It's what she gets for renovating the stadium during graduation time, resulting in my year being the only class to do it off site.

We did this at our graduation, except with marbles.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

My high school had, until the year before mine, a school-acknowledged if not -sanctioned "muck up day", and students were given relative freedom and were happy to clean up afterwards. For my year they tried to have us pay twelve bucks each to play ten pin bowling with the two other morons who didn't just not show that day. :fuckoff:

E: VVV gently caress poo poo up and play end of year pranks, but with a dumb name because we have to maintain the pretence that you're children even if you're legally not.

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joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar
the gently caress is muck up day?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Jeherrin posted:

Similar, except they did a giant penis.

Then there was the usual stuff of TPing the trees, etc. One year, they leaving year crucified a load of (store bought) chickens to the basketball backboards.

That reminds me, one of the instigators of the capacitor fight (possibly even the one who melted his door strike plate, with the door closed I might add so we had to call physical plant to get it open again) once spent an industrious night TPing our own house courtyard. Upperclassmen were not impressed and left many messages on various whiteboards lamenting the caliber of that year's frosh.

Looking back I don't think SAT scores are any goddamn guarantee of intelligence.

prahanormal
Mar 8, 2011

heya /
In my sophomore year somebody set fire to a mannequin and threw it on the roof of the science wing. It burnt a hole through the school and almost set the whole place on fire.

Good times.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Data Graham posted:

That reminds me, one of the instigators of the capacitor fight (possibly even the one who melted his door strike plate, with the door closed I might add so we had to call physical plant to get it open again) once spent an industrious night TPing our own house courtyard. Upperclassmen were not impressed and left many messages on various whiteboards lamenting the caliber of that year's frosh.

Looking back I don't think SAT scores are any goddamn guarantee of intelligence.

Oh, my year also painted 'Al Quaeda Land Here' on the top of the huts. It made the news. http://www.scotsman.com/news/headteacher-condemns-sick-message-to-al-qaeda-on-school-roof-1-1118376

My year were loving idiots.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
My retard classmates thought it would be perfectly harmless to paint various parts of the school in bright red water-based paint. Their rationale was "it's water-based, we can just wash it off at the end of the day!" :gary:

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003

Data Graham posted:

Looking back I don't think SAT scores are any goddamn guarantee of intelligence.

quote:

8% applicant acceptance rate, ladies and gentlemen

Quality punchlines!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I graduated in June 1994, the week when the big news was OJ Simpson's car chase. Everybody in my class wrote FREE OJ and SAVE OJ on their mortarboards :thumbsup:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Not really a prank, but during my AP US History exams someone in a second story restroom set a paper towel dispenser on fire. We're midway through the exam and suddenly the fire alarm starts blaring and wait it's actually a real fire.

It was a slow news day, so they sent out the helicopter and reporters to cover the mass evacuation of the school. I remember how two guys, for whatever reason, had brought guitars to school and somehow managed to get them outside despite everyone being required to keep their belongings away from the testing area. Random playing ended up turning into the two of them playing the entirety of "Free Bird" on the tennis court.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
http://i.imgur.com/EtJctHU.webm
http://i.imgur.com/R50VIq3.webm

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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Data Graham posted:

I graduated in June 1994, the week when the big news was OJ Simpson's car chase. Everybody in my class wrote FREE OJ and SAVE OJ on their mortarboards :thumbsup:

Aw, bummer, we missed that by about two weeks.

We didn't do senior pranks as such, but one day my junior year, the chemistry teacher stopped class to marvel at the traffic cone someone had stuck atop the flagpole. "Look at that," she said. "Now that's just clever. No ripping stall doors off the commodes, nothing anyone has to fix, just something that makes you laugh."

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

speshl guy posted:

My senior class stacked chairs up in the chorus room and painted SENIORS [graduation year] in regulation removable paint on some of the windows.

Because mischief is only fun when conducted with a carefully pre-selected and sanctioned prank put forth as a formal compromise between our elected class president and the school board.

We are the Schadenfreude.

We also had to do clear ours ahead of time, although it was a bit more creative. Yet we still got in trouble because some students hosed up cleaning fake blood off the windows (it was a "zombie apocalypse" theme) that they scratched them to the point of needing replacement. Then our upper school director (basically equivalent to a principal) had the gall to tell us that we needed to raise money to pay for it three days before graduation. Like we would put out some jar at our junior-senior dinner and say "hey parents, we hosed up, give us money."

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Release 3 greased pigs on campus, but first paint big numbers on them. 1. 2. 4.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Rysithusiku posted:

Release 3 greased pigs on campus, but first paint big numbers on them. 1. 2. 4.

Oh that's good.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Also, my dad claims that in his year all the auto shop students came together one morning to disassemble the principals car, carry it piece by piece to the roof of the gym, and (sort of) reassemble it there. They were short of time, so they didn't actually finish reassembling it up top, but it LOOKED like they did. Also, several small but important parts may have gone missing.

edit: during a normal school day.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Rysithusiku posted:

Also, my dad claims that in his year all the auto shop students came together one morning to disassemble the principals car, carry it piece by piece to the roof of the gym, and (sort of) reassemble it there. They were short of time, so they didn't actually finish reassembling it up top, but it LOOKED like they did. Also, several small but important parts may have gone missing.

edit: during a normal school day.

Was it something tiny like 60's vw beetle? Because modern cars do not completely break down into small, easily-carried pieces.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Nitrox posted:

Was it something tiny like 60's vw beetle? Because modern cars do not completely break down into small, easily-carried pieces.

I never said they were easily carried. Tbh I don't know what kind of car it supposedly was, but I have a vague recollection of him saying they left the majority of the engine block in the parking space. He did however specify that it only looked right on the roof, but that it was absolutely nonfunctional, and that when they craned it off some pieces may have come loose.

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

Rysithusiku posted:

Release 3 greased pigs on campus, but first paint big numbers on them. 1. 2. 4.

whoa stealin this one

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Nitrox posted:

Was it something tiny like 60's vw beetle? Because modern cars do not completely break down into small, easily-carried pieces.

Neither do 60s beetles.

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

veedubfreak posted:

Neither do 60s beetles.

Wow next thing you're going to tell me is that that one girl didn't really get a frozen hot dog stuck in her and have to go to the emergency room

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
That first one is a work of art.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Rysithusiku posted:

Also, my dad claims that in his year all the auto shop students came together one morning to disassemble the principals car, carry it piece by piece to the roof of the gym, and (sort of) reassemble it there. They were short of time, so they didn't actually finish reassembling it up top, but it LOOKED like they did. Also, several small but important parts may have gone missing.

edit: during a normal school day.

Yeah I remember that one. Uncle Jesse ended up taking the fall for it

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007
My graduating class planned a foodfight near the end of the year, only to have the date leaked to the staff. All that happened that lunch period was an increased teacher presence and one kid standing up to yell "food fight" before thowing something against the wall. He promptly got tackled by teachers and hauled off.

Our principal was caught saying our graduating class was the worst on record for the school, yet somehow one of the students went on to being one of the highest paid nfl players ever.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

veedubfreak posted:

Neither do 60s beetles.
We moved a convertible beetle around body shop, while it was being prepped for paint and missing doors, interior and divetrain. With 2 people and a small dolly. That shell of a car could have easily gone though a 36" door if we wanted to. I imagine a Spitfire, Midget or even a Miata could be easily transported through a building with enough people.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
My high school had a "tradition" of taking a porno picture of a threesome and copy/pasting the heads of the principal, assistant principal and receptionist on to it. Since the school was 2 floors with a wide open commons area, they'd print like 100 copies and chuck them off the balcony the day before graduation. Only other one I remember was the sports teams (usually football) going to the rival high school and either burning words/shapes into their football field or tearing around on the grass with ATVs during the night.

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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Rysithusiku posted:

I never said they were easily carried. Tbh I don't know what kind of car it supposedly was, but I have a vague recollection of him saying they left the majority of the engine block in the parking space. He did however specify that it only looked right on the roof, but that it was absolutely nonfunctional, and that when they craned it off some pieces may have come loose.

Did happen, but to a cop car, at MIT. http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1994/cp_car/

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