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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chinaman7000 posted:

Didn't think after 15 years a goatse related comment could make me gag but here we are. I feel alive again.

:neckbeard:

You made my day!

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

You just know that was repurposed.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
The lightsaber is for her pleasure.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

The lightsaber is for her pleasure.

Nope. Not ribbed.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Samizdata posted:

Nope. Not ribbed.

It only ribs when you swing it.

rrrribbb rrribbbb

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

death .cab for qt posted:

It only ribs when you swing it.

rrrribbb rrribbbb

:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Caufman
May 7, 2007
It's nuts how everything looks like a penis.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Everything I see reminds me of her.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Caufman posted:

It's nuts how everything looks like a penis.
I didn't know H.R. Giger was alive and posting.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Grey Fox posted:

I didn't know H.R. Giger was alive and posting.

Have you noticed how the petals on the lotus in Grey Fox's av look like big titties? -- Caufman.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Adventure Time is being weird again.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Dot post my fetish

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Soulex posted:

Dot post my fetish
?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I was going to do like you and post a funny picture, so I googled "sexy lady titties mushro-------

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I was going to do like you and post a funny picture, so I googled "sexy lady titties mushro-------

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If nature works any way near how I've come to understand it, that thing's bound to give you either the terminal shits or necrotizing cancer of the amygdala.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

That's how boobs work iirc

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
A bosom?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Soulex posted:

Dot post my fetish

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

You could bury a body in that collarbone divot.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
I didn't immediately think boob when I saw that picture, I thought she had some sort of horrible growth sticking out of her collarbone. Then I realised it was just her shoulder.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

What is it? I can't see anything other than giant, disturbingly smooth penis.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Aleph Null posted:

What is it? I can't see anything other than giant, disturbingly smooth penis.
It's a very light chocolate dipped penis.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Aleph Null posted:

What is it? I can't see anything other than giant, disturbingly smooth penis.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Do not besmirch Murray's Cheese Shoppe! Arguably one of my favorite ways to kill some time if you're in Greenwich Village

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

This reminds me more of stretched out silly putty than some sort of orifice.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Is that brand's logo a puckered rear end in a top hat?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

kimbo305 posted:

Is that brand's logo a puckered rear end in a top hat?

No you're thinking of Walmart.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Honestly kinda surprised some feminist liberal arts student hasn't made a bunch of leather purses out of cow vaginas as a statement about how commercialized female anatomy is and how women are treated as breeding stock.

e: huh. I just earned a masters from Occidental.

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Nov 13, 2015

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
Be the change you want to see in the world

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Honestly kinda surprised some feminist liberal arts student hasn't made a bunch of leather purses out of cow vaginas as a statement about how commercialized female anatomy is and how women are treated as breeding stock.

e: huh. I just earned a masters from Occidental.

Someone made one out of udders, but I don't know what the statement was.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I.C. posted:

Someone made one out of udders, but I don't know what the statement was.

"I'm controversial, give me a grant"

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Same as the vagina bag - Just stick you hand inside and rummage around.

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