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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

I could use a new one...

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

pfffffffffft posted:

I could use a new one...

do it. That picture is loving fantastic.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Speaking of which, Febreeze, mind if I use the Raiders bowlcut logo as an avatar?

(I dunno if the title should be JUST BOWL, BABY or Commitment to Excellent Hair)

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Nov 11, 2015

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
You guys can use my stuff as avatars whenever you want you don't need my permission goons are cool

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
But what about all that internet money?

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Febreeze posted:

You guys can use my stuff as avatars whenever you want you don't need my permission goons are cool

Is it cool if the text claims it as my own original work?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I now feel correct repping M-Dawg.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

DrKennethNoisewater posted:

Is it cool if the text claims it as my own original work?

I know you're joking but all this does is remind me how easy it is for people to do this to me all the time :smith:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

I know you're joking but all this does is remind me how easy it is for people to do this to me all the time :smith:

You mean how easy it is for people to do it to me, Dave Rappoccino, all the time.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
I thought you said viking lord not dwarven lord

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Chichevache posted:

You mean how easy it is for people to do it to me, Dave Rappoccino, all the time.

I'm sorry, I know Dan Rigatoni and YOU SIR, are no Dan Rigatoni.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chilichimp posted:

He beat the banged up Falcons defense while our offense looked like a "blindfolded monkey, throwing darts."

Come back down to earth, bro.

It's still a goddamned win. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE NICE THING drat IT

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Febreeze posted:

I know you're joking but all this does is remind me how easy it is for people to do this to me all the time :smith:

One day you will have your dickbutt and then it will truly hit critical mass.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
when the raiders beat the vikings, i want to thor to have a minivan too.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I really need to get rid of this Krakentar

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

Week 9 cartoons! I indeed hold the fate of the Saints in my hands

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-9-cartoons-and-predictions/

With great power comes great responsibility. Spider-Man had to learn that lesson the hard way.

Please keep picking against us.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Big Bob Pataki sort of gets a cameo. It captures his spirit at least.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dont-be-like-this-me/

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Wow I cannot believe they make you call them NFLOLs

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Febreeze posted:

Big Bob Pataki sort of gets a cameo. It captures his spirit at least.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dont-be-like-this-me/

:negative:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wow I cannot believe they make you call them NFLOLs

It's B/R. You gotta pander to the lowest common demoninator. If you read my articles on Uproxx I can assure you every single one of the headlines was changed to something more "snappy" and it's god awful. But I get why they do it.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Febreeze posted:

Big Bob Pataki sort of gets a cameo. It captures his spirit at least.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dont-be-like-this-me/

Dude, one of your best. Holy poo poo I love when your humor gets dark. Ive always know that it is there, but I understand you gotta make it friendly to the masses

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

It's B/R. You gotta pander to the lowest common demoninator. If you read my articles on Uproxx I can assure you every single one of the headlines was changed to something more "snappy" and it's god awful. But I get why they do it.

I respect your tenacity bro.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Febreeze, I don't think you understand the position you are in. You are THE NFL comic guy. When history looks back on this day, do you want a bunch of snot-nosed kids to say "Here was a dude who shilled a bunch of easily digestible sludge to the masses for a quick buck," or do you want them to pause with reverence before they say "Here was a man, A MAN, who refused to bow to the clickbait overlords. Here was A MAN who had had enough of this form without substance. Here was A MAN with courage, with gall, with backbone. Here was A MAN who made the conscious and active decision to draw Roger Goodell as a literal penis."

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Spoeank posted:

I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this"

I salute someone who can make a buck drawing Peyton Manning's forehead in multiple funny ways.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this"

And his memory will be buried under the dust of history. :hist101:

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
I showed my dad the Browns Hydra once and it stuck with him because whenever their quarterbacks inevitably fail he always remarks "Another head for the Hydra!"

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

How is it with the Tomsula/Carl comparison we don't have a ATHF theme parody?

"My name is: Tomsula,
Tha Kap rula',
The Gabbert choosah,
You want a pick?
They'll throw it to ya'

Jed York and I'm on top rock you like a cop"

That's all I have for some creative effort on this one. RIP Nrr.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Miloshe posted:

How is it with the Tomsula/Carl comparison we don't have a ATHF theme parody?

"My name is: Tomsula,
Tha Kap rula',
The Gabbert choosah,
You want a pick?
They'll throw it to ya'

Jed York and I'm on top rock you like a cop"

That's all I have for some creative effort on this one. RIP Nrr.

From the old fart thread when I first made the Tomsula pic"

My name is... Tomsula, the mic rula, the D-line-ah, you wanna pass, I’ll stick it to ya
Trent Baalke and I'm on top, draft stars you can't stop, Jed York you up next with your knock-knock
Jed York make the money see, Jed York builds the stadium G, Drivin' in my car, putt'n two below par, Fire Jim Harbaugh cuz he's mean and I'm a star
Uh! say yes to me, yeah.
Cause we are the 49ers, make the techies say woah and meanies get fired!
Cause we are the 49ers, make the techies say woah and meanies get fired!
Santa Clara 49ers, Number one in the the bay, G

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

Febreeze posted:

From the old fart thread when I first made the Tomsula pic"

My name is... Tomsula, the mic rula, the D-line-ah, you wanna pass, I’ll stick it to ya
Trent Baalke and I'm on top, draft stars you can't stop, Jed York you up next with your knock-knock
Jed York make the money see, Jed York builds the stadium G, Drivin' in my car, putt'n two below par, Fire Jim Harbaugh cuz he's mean and I'm a star
Uh! say yes to me, yeah.
Cause we are the 49ers, make the techies say woah and meanies get fired!
Cause we are the 49ers, make the techies say woah and meanies get fired!
Santa Clara 49ers, Number one in the the bay, G

And thus I was humbled. Time to get hosed up and watch some football. Keep doing what you're doing Dave, I link your poo poo to family and friends all the time. Also, gently caress Eli.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Miloshe posted:

RIP Nrr.
:smith:

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Thank you for capturing the emptiness that lies beyond my eyes.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I think there's a joke to be made with Raiders fans (with the spiky armor) stabbing themselves in honor of Blaine Gabbert's win. (Because Oakland is also a hellhole) Dark Tower reference

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


pasaluki posted:

I showed my dad the Browns Hydra once and it stuck with him because whenever their quarterbacks inevitably fail he always remarks "Another head for the Hydra!"

that is a cool and good dad

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Somebody in the jersey thread (I think) mentioned the DP naive Nike designers learning photoshop fill for the color rush and I didn't say anything because he literally had my exact idea

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/color-rush/

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
Hello my cool and good friends, I hope you are ready for your weekly dose of misery

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I was going to hate on the Color Rush unis but then I realized that I've made some single color unis too. I always kept white in the socks though.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Single color uniforms are good, they just need to keep the socks a different color otherwise it goes from cool to onesie

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Febreeze posted:

Somebody in the jersey thread (I think) mentioned the DP naive Nike designers learning photoshop fill for the color rush and I didn't say anything because he literally had my exact idea

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/color-rush/

WHOOPS posted:

Each time I see these color rush jerseys I think of The Draw Play's' graphic designers who discover basic features in Photoshop learning about the Color Replacement Tool.

*swish*

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Hello my cool and good friends, I hope you are ready for your weekly dose of misery

BBP on FART posted:

she’s a big slutty rooster and any cock’ll do
:vince:

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