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atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Berke Negri posted:

im not going to step outside the thread but how many breathless white American goons just popped up, breathless and painting, asking "anyone got a feed1??"

nobody in any of the d&d threads, though somebody mentioned coming around on wanting to gas isis

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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Crain posted:

I know most of this is fog of war but there is just so much going on in Paris right now. I can't even process this. Worst case scenario is a literal, organized, targeted assault on the French capital.

If this turns out to be a real military assault on France by ISIS/ISIL then I don't even want to think about the military response that will be coming to the middle east.

This could have massive repercussions on the world stage.

Um, I don't think that's what's happening.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Crain posted:

I know most of this is fog of war but there is just so much going on in Paris right now. I can't even process this. Worst case scenario is a literal, organized, targeted assault on the French capital.

If this turns out to be a real military assault on France by ISIS/ISIL then I don't even want to think about the military response that will be coming to the middle east.

This could have massive repercussions on the world stage.
is this a real post

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Crain posted:

I know most of this is fog of war but there is just so much going on in Paris right now. I can't even process this. Worst case scenario is a literal, organized, targeted assault on the French capital.

If this turns out to be a real military assault on France by ISIS/ISIL then I don't even want to think about the military response that will be coming to the middle east.

This could have massive repercussions on the world stage.

what

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

someone tell me

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
watch people die at a football game

http://www.ardmediathek.de/tv/Sportschau-live/Livestream-DFB-Elf-gegen-Frankreich/Das-Erste/Video?documentId=31195506&bcastId=723230

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

i'm gonna go with two-four guys who really wanted to go to syria but couldn't who are "known to the authorities" whos grand plan was shoot some people

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Crain posted:

I know most of this is fog of war but there is just so much going on in Paris right now. I can't even process this. Worst case scenario is a literal, organized, targeted assault on the French capital.

If this turns out to be a real military assault on France by ISIS/ISIL then I don't even want to think about the military response that will be coming to the middle east.

This could have massive repercussions on the world stage.

gently caress ISIS. Not for what they did, but for the inevitable legislative response.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

kustomkarkommando posted:

i'm gonna go with two-four guys who really wanted to go to syria but couldn't who are "known to the authorities" whos grand plan was shoot some people

these are the highest speed lowest drag isil operators who were able to complete the monkey bars course in under one minute and could swing so high you'd swear they were gonna go over the bar

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I mean if it's more than four guys i'll be impressed, it's practically a cell then

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Five Guys Terrorism and Fries

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

zoux posted:

i hope the france thing isn't militant islam but idk what else it would be

At first I thought it was hooligan related violence due to the bomb threat on the German team's hotel last night, but that seems less likely now tbh

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

karim benzema, in an act of desperation, ...

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Watch Germany demand a replay

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

another one of muller's pranks, surely

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
30 dead as of ap

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Just got off work and what the gently caress

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

R. Mute posted:

another one of muller's pranks, surely

The irrepressible German sense of humor

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


Volkerball posted:

Just got off work and what the gently caress

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Wait have they taken the Eagles of Death Metal hostage

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

sparatuvs posted:

30 dead as of ap

holy loving poo poo

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

zoux posted:

theyre very concerned about how this is going to advantage the GOP

Bernie Sanders wants America to be more like France.



Do you?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ah ok that makes sense now why the MU football coach would stand up for his players

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

was going to bottle cider and play video games but keeping up with this seems like it's more important now

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Can I still get slow-motion headsplosions if I do not use VATS? This is important.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

kustomkarkommando posted:

Watch Germany demand a replay

wasn't that basically ww2

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Soup du Jour posted:

was going to bottle cider and play video games but keeping up with this seems like it's more important now

why? do you enjoy bad reporting of rumors and speculation? nothing is worse than up to the minute reporting during a crisis.

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Volkerball posted:

Still at work and what the gently caress

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

the dedicated thread is already gbs af

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

zoux posted:

why? do you enjoy bad reporting of rumors and speculation? nothing is worse than up to the minute reporting during a crisis.

zoux... has a point?

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
In Italy the worst that's done is you put on a motorcycle helmet and with 40 or 50 of your friends crash a bar and maybe stab people in the buttocks, but as usual the French take it too far

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

R. Mute posted:

the dedicated thread is already gbs af

how wrung are all the hands

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Soup du Jour posted:

zoux... has a point?

this is zoux's ultimate troll btw

actually making occasionally good cogent points

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

zoux posted:

how wrung are all the hands
they've been wrang

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


zoux posted:

why? do you enjoy bad reporting of rumors and speculation? nothing is worse than up to the minute reporting during a crisis.

perhaps vicariously living in exciting times

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

The Warszawa posted:

this is zoux's ultimate troll btw

actually making occasionally good cogent points

he's won (much like the terrorists)

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
was isil not able to get fo4 or something?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Soup du Jour posted:

zoux... has a point?

gently caress Isis. Not for what they did but for making zoux sound reasonable?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

The Warszawa posted:

this is zoux's ultimate troll btw

actually making occasionally good cogent points

sun's gotta shine on a dog's rear end now and again

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Yeah that's a real post.

There's reportedly 60 hostages being held.

This kind of thing can have a big effect.

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