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scuz posted:Every shirt's a v-neck if you have scissors. Sleeveless or bust and I will cut anyone trying to say otherwise.  FIND OUT IF YOU ARE A MECHANIC WITH ONE WIERD TRICK Simply take important papers work gives you to get your once every three years pair of compensated safety glasses, place it on top of your box for safe keeping and so you remember to take then with you when you leave, and then examine them st the end of the day. 
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14 INCH DICK posted:Sleeveless or bust and I will cut anyone trying to say otherwise. At our merch booth, we have a pair of scissors so if someone wants the sleeves cut off we'll do it right there at the show. It's pretty popular.
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scuz posted:You desleeve what you love. You deglove what you leave.
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Special instructions: <blood smear>
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Leperflesh posted:Special instructions: <blood smear> Doctor: <cum stain>
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I'm going on a flu lasting a week and a half now, last week was completely gone and I fell asleep Wednesday after work and woke up today. Shipping out a batch of beanies in about an hour, but despite my Facebook presence have been courting death.
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Does Death have any free cars to offer?  Seriously though, gently caress being sick, hope you feel better.
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I forgot I had gone in on the beanies, so that's gonna be an awesome thing to come home to one of these days! PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! 14", get better you motherfucker, I can only imagine what you're like with fever hallucinations. Valhalla can't handle you yet.
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First load of beanies is en route to the post office now. "Hi it looks like you're trying to get stuff done can I help?" 
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Batch 1 beanies have been mailed expect to see them showing up within the next week
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Everyone enjoy your Flu beanies!!!
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So, can you grab the parts, or does the owner want to have someone resurrect it?
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Added 2 more pics to the post above at the end. And that's the parts car I'm picking up IF THE OWNER DECIDES TO TAKE MY MONEY AND NOT JUST SAY COME TAKE A LOOK AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT IT THEN NOT ANSWER HIS EMAILS.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Added 2 more pics to the post above at the end. And that's the parts car I'm picking up IF THE OWNER DECIDES TO TAKE MY MONEY AND NOT JUST SAY COME TAKE A LOOK AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT IT THEN NOT ANSWER HIS EMAILS. Does it have a gas cap?
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Also I guess I'm getting a free pickup truck. Hes sorting out the paperwork today or tomorrow.    NOW BEFORE THE BLUEBALL BRIGADE POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS, STATISTICALLY SPEAKING FREE PICKUP TRUCKS ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN THAN FREE CAMAROS.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Also I guess I'm getting a free pickup truck. Hes sorting out the paperwork today or tomorrow. 'Sup B2000 buddy, what year is it? I just got mine back on the road and it's so nice to just tool around the neighborhood.
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Requesting tally of vehicles currently owned, currently promised to you, and currently looming on the horizon.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Also I guess I'm getting a free pickup truck. Hes sorting out the paperwork today or tomorrow. Aw man. I want a free truck like that.
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Astonishing Wang posted:Requesting tally of vehicles currently owned, currently promised to you, and currently looming on the horizon. R is equal to running vehicles. 
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Do you get the poo poo in the bed? That's at least worth 20bux
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:R is equal to running vehicles. Too smart for my blood
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:R is equal to running vehicles. Running vehicles equals 2 times General Motors over Civic squared?
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Astonishing Wang posted:Too smart for my blood It's the formula for an event horizon Also from work, new cart time. Atomic Orange should be renamed Orange A.F   Internal locks for lower drawers, fully welded chassis, check the gently caress out of those casters, internal pry bar rack, port for optional power strip which is on order, hngf     Oh and what if I said color matched motherfucking drip tray  Blends right in. 
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:R is equal to running vehicles. So you own a piece of lint that once briefly was in the carpet of a running vehicle. Gotcha. At you're big enough  and light enough that we can safely say light can escape your gravitational pull 14"E: that is one attractive box 
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Forgot to say not only did work hang a new sign over my box, they specifically informed me they hung it there on purpose.
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leica posted:Your farts are an environmental hazard Yeah I think they're worried about your emissions.
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I like how the KY is in pink. I'm certain that was a total oversight by the designer
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if you do get this truck you better decorate the dash with the entire lyrics to rosetta stoned
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Enourmo posted:if you do get this truck you better decorate the dash with the entire lyrics to rosetta stoned And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning ET revealed to me his singular purpose. He said "you are the chosen one. The one to deliver a message. A message of hope to those who choose to hear it and a warning to those who do not." Protip: not the best (or perhaps the greatest?) Point in a song to rip a fat bong load of Salvia concentrate in retrospect.  
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