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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Same as the vagina bag - Just stick you hand inside and rummage around.

See if your DM will let you craft a Vagina of Holding

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Trent posted:

See if your DM will let you craft a Vagina of Holding

If we could see an inventory of your mothers it would just be crammed full of dicks of all shapes and sizes and colors.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

I.C. posted:

Someone made one out of udders, but I don't know what the statement was.

"I have milk"

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Trent posted:

See if your DM will let you craft a Vagina of Holding

A handy haversnatch?

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
A fanny pack.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Trent posted:

See if your DM will let you craft a Vagina of Holding

Like a hotdog down a hall of mirrors.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Frostwerks posted:

If we could see an inventory of your mothers it would just be crammed full of dicks of all shapes and sizes and colors.

lol yer mum

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
That guy knows exactly what he's holding.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
PORK

DAVID COCK AWARD

cant sustained.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
Does his name tag say "Richard Balson"? I think they might have gone over too far for believability.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

KnifeWrench posted:

Does his name tag say "Richard Balson"? I think they might have gone over too far for believability.

http://www.meatinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/18933/David_Black_Award_presented_to_Andrew_Knowles.html

quote:

An award was also presented to butchers RJ Balson and Son for services to sausages. Celebrating its 500th year, Richard Balson, who represents the 26th generation of the family, said it was a “great privilege to receive the award” and that they “serve their public with pride”

I'm as shocked as you are.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
You gotta respect the dedication that goes into a setup THAT elaborate and long-running for a dick joke.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://goo.gl/maps/XmgscuJrtx62

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

One glacier's got its dick out, another one has had enough and is giving it the finger and the dolphin off to the left just looks bemused about the whole situation.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I think it's a passed out crocodile on the left, not a dolphin.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Very true, got my aquatic animals mixed up. The nonplussed dolphin is off to the right.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Now I have "meatinfo.co.uk" in my browsing history.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

MassiveFlamingDickhead.jpg

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




That's beautiful, I love the dude pointing at the dick.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Oh dear, oh dear.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Oh I didn't even see the arm dick

I thought it was just the terrible idea of a chuckle brothers threesome

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Help Im Alive posted:

Oh I didn't even see the arm dick

I thought it was just the terrible idea of a chuckle brothers threesome

How the gently caress can you not see that dick i mean holy poo poo

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Astrobastard posted:

How the gently caress can you not see that dick i mean holy poo poo

phallagnosia is a rare but legitimate disorder making the sufferer blind to penises

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Minarch posted:

phallagnosia is a rare but legitimate disorder making the sufferer blind to penises

That's just an excuse for their shortcomings.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

:holymoley:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Astrobastard posted:

How the gently caress can you not see that dick i mean holy poo poo

I forgot what thread I was in and had to concentrate to NOT see a dildo in a glass, like when you try to see that rotating lady silhouette go the other way.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
I didn't know longs drugs stores still existed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

davidspackage posted:

I forgot what thread I was in and had to concentrate to NOT see a dildo in a glass, like when you try to see that rotating lady silhouette go the other way.
Concentrate on seeing a geoduck in a glass.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


To be fair that's what everyone says trying to untangle the goddamn things

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Minarch posted:

phallagnosia is a rare but legitimate disorder making the sufferer blind to penises
More commonly known as Little Donnie Disease.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Merry Dickmas!

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9nUM4hw5A&t=3s

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