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After a needed break we are back! Season 20 of the Goonweight GP! Last season the most revolutionary athlete in sports picking history stunned us all. Dana White swore there would never be a woman in UFC pick 'ems, but LOBSTERMOBSTER proved him wrong. This season we'll pick fights across TWO CALENDAR YEARS and 7 EVENTS! We'll begin this weekend as the greatest athlete in history faces off with Holly Holm for the strap. About the Goonweight GP Welcome to Season 20 of the Goonweight GP! Every week you'll see a new UFC card posted, you'll post your picks, then you'll watch the show and have more fun because some guy you've never heard of can net you an extra point if he can finish this before the end of the second round. You'll have even more fun when the judges rob someone and you get points for that. A few days before every card, I'll post the fights on the main card with a FORM and a SPREADSHEET. Fill out the form (or post you picks in the thread), and then check the spreadsheet to make sure your picks are in there correctly. When the card is over and I sober up, I'll calculate the results and post standings. CERTIFIED RULES OF THE GRAND PRIX
Too confusing? Please consult this handy flowchart to determine your score for a fight: Here is the current season lineup: SEASON 18 Upcoming Cards UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm 11/15 UFC Ultimate Fighter Latin America Finale 11/21 UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs Alves 11/28 UFC 194: McGregor vs Aldo 12/12 UFC on Fox: Cerrone vs Dos Anjos 12/19 UFC 195: Condit vs Lawler 1/2 UFC Fight Night: Cruz vs Dillashaw 1/17 That's right, another SEVEN CARD SEASON! A couple of these cards have a two week gap between them so the schedule won't be as awful as last season which seemed to burn everyone out. UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm pre:Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Valérie Létourneau Mark Hunt vs. Antônio Silva Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt RESPONSES If you are a forgetful person and need reminders pounded into your skull, I will post various reminders on twitter: https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks Be warned my twitter is really annoying so maybe don't follow me on twitter. MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 19, 2015 |
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A HISTORICAL LOOK AT GOONWEIGHT GRAND PRIX PAST: WINNER'S CIRCLE Inaugural Champion: squarerandom First card Winner: Tangy Zizzle Season 1 Winner: Moww Season 2 Winner: Ishin Season 3 Winner: taladel The Ultimate Picker Winner: xcore Season 4 Winner: EricHall Too handsome to take a picture, received a forums upgrade. The Ultimate Picker Winner: MycroftXXX Season 5 Winner: MrSmokes The Ultimate Picker Winner: heeebrew Season 6 Winner: Drewjitsu The Ultimate Picker Winner: EricHall Season 7-10 Season 7 Winner: Mr Nice! (with Dakota) Season 8 Winner: Max Awfuls Season 9 Winners: tie - Max Awfuls and Tape Leg Season 10 Winner: venutolo That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship Winner: LobsterMobster Season 11-present Season 11 Winner: Chairman Kaga Season 12 Winner: TheReverend Season 13 Winner: Miching Mallecho Season 14 Winner: doverhog Coleman Cup AND Season 15 Winner: MasRafTer Season 16 Winner: outy outy did you ever get your picture to me? Season 17 Winner: MassRafTer Season 18 Winner: MassRafTer Season 19 Winner: LobsterMobster DM me your address and I'll get the belt out to you! ***** quote:HALL OF FAME MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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gently caress YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 19:02 |
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Woooo! Ronda Rousey Submission, 1 Joanna Jędrzejczyk Knockout, 3 Mark Hunt Knockout, 1 Robert Whittaker Decision Stefan Struve Submission, 1 FOTN: Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Valérie Létourneau POTN: Ronda Rousey POTN: Mark Hunt drat that's a pretty swanky card.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 21:18 |
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Ronda Rousey Submission, 1 Joanna Jędrzejczyk Knockout, 2 Mark Hunt Knockout, 3 Uriah Hall Decision Jared Rosholt Knockout, 2 First three fights seem like a no brainer, last two seem like a crap shoot. I'm guessing pure CHAOS (sans RR obv)
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 21:55 |
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Ronda Rousey - Submission, R1 Joanna Jędrzejczyk - Decision Mark Hunt - Knockout, R2 Robert Whittaker - Decision Jared Rosholt - Knockout, R1 FOTN: Hunt v. Silva POTN: Ronda Rousey POTN: Mark Hunt
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 17:24 |
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God drat I was so loving fat then. Rousey - KO R1 Joanna - KO R2 Mark Hunt KO R1 Uriah Hall KO R1 Struve Sub R1
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 02:14 |
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Ronda Rousey SUB R1 Joanna Jędrzejczyk KO R3 Mark Hunt KO R1 Uriah Hall DEC Jared Rosholt DEC FOTN: Benoit vs Nguyen POTN: Rousey POTN: Hunt The Duck of Death fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Yay Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm -- SUB, RD. 1 Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Valérie Létourneau -- TKO, RD. 3 Mark Hunt vs. Antônio Silva -- KO, RD. 1 Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall -- Decision Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt -- TKO, RD. 3 FOTN: Matthews/Arreola POTN: Rousey POTN: Hunt
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:53 |
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Hey, I actually remembered do do this for the first event for a change! Hopefully I don't forget to fill in a the foreign UF card like usual since I know gently caress all about it. Ronda Rousey Sub R1 Joanna Jędrzejczyk KO R2 Mark Hunt KO R3 Uriah Hall Decision Stefan Struve Decision FOTN: Hunt vs.Bigfoot POTN: Rousey POTN: Jędrzejczyk Thauros fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Ronda Rousey - Knock Out - Round 1 Joanna Violence - Knock Out - Round 2 Mark Hunto - Knock Out - Round 1 Robert Wittaker - Decision Stefan Struve - Submission - Round 1 FOTN: Joanna Violence vs. Valérie Létourneau POTN: Mark Hunto POTN: Ronda Rousey
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 23:28 |
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Thank you for continuing to do this!
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 02:38 |
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Rousey (Submission, 1) Joanna (KO, 2) Hunt (KO, 3) Hall (KO, 2) FOTN: Joanna POTN: Joanna POTN: Hall
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 02:48 |
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Ronda Rousey SUB R2 Joanna JędrzejczykTKO R3 Mark Hunt TKO R2 Uriah Hall TKO R1 Jared Rosholt UD FOTN: Joanna POTN: Ronda POTN: Hunt
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:05 |
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Holm TKO R1 Joanna TKO R2 Mark Hunt KO R2 Uriah Hall KO R2 Jared Rosholt KO R2 FOTN: Joanna POTN: Holm POTN: Uriah
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:19 |
Holly Holm - decision Joanna Jędrzejczyk - TKO, round 2 Mark Hunt - TKO, round 1 Uriah Hall - decision Stefan Struve - decision FOTN: Rousey/Holm POTN: Hunt POTN: Joanna
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 04:41 |
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Out of the 23 goons who've filled out the form so far, all think Ronda, Joanna and Marko will win. Sweet.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 05:25 |
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Digitalninja and MrSmokes being rebels!
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 06:14 |
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I'm back from semi retirement. Let's hope I remember to get picks in this season Rousey - TKO R21 Jędrzejczyk TKO R2 Mark Hunt TKO R2 Whittaker - Decision Roshollt - Decision FOTN: Hunt Bigfoot POTN: Ronda POTN: Joanna
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:58 |
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Trying this for the first time Rousey SUB R1 Jedrzejczyk KO R3 Silva KO R2 Hall KO R3 Struve DEC FOTN Hunt vs. Silva POTN Jedrzejczyk POTN Rousey Northjayhawk fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Nov 14, 2015 |
# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:43 |
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Mass, you mind adding the dates to the events in the OP?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 20:24 |
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Hey guys, I took a break but I'm back for this season and to reclaim MY belt! Ronda Rousey Sub, 1 Joanna Jedrzejczyk Dec Mark Hunt KO, 1 Uriah Hall TKO Round 2 Jared Rosholt Dec FOTN: Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valérie Létourneau POTN: Ronda Rousey POTN: Uriah Hall
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 21:11 |
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squarerandom posted:Mass, you mind adding the dates to the events in the OP? Quoting this to remind myself. RNG Holly Holm R5 KO Joanna Jędrzejczyk R1 KO Antônio Silva Decision Uriah Hall Decision Stefan Struve R2 KO FOTN: Jake Matthews vs Akbarh Arreola POTN: Stefan Struve POTN: Danny Martinez Me Ronda Rousey R2 Submission Joanna Jędrzejczyk R1 KO Mark Hunt R1 KO Uriah Hall R2 KO Stefan Struve R1 Submission FOTN: Ben Nguyen vs. Ryan Benoit POTN: Hunt POTN: Rousey
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:16 |
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Totally forgot to submit mine on the form but it's there now.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:27 |
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MassRafTer posted:
We all just got owned by a d20
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 07:28 |
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Well I still suck at this. At least I got Hunt right and picked JJ winning.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 07:40 |
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Oh, i forgot there was a form. Sorry Massrafter!
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# ? Nov 17, 2015 01:30 |
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What a crazy event.pre:Goon Points OTN Rank eskimaux 16 1 1 MichingMallecho 16 0 2 Roman Herbom 16 0 2 save russian jews 15 0 4 acai moonsault 15 0 4 Bluedeanie 15 0 4 xcore 15 0 4 ChampRamp 14 0 8 Tesilential 13 0 9 Chairman Kaga 13 0 9 Lloyd Boner 12 0 11 The Duck of Death 12 0 11 EricHall 12 0 11 CommonShore 12 0 11 doverhog 12 0 11 Hadrianoth 12 0 11 MrSmokes 11 1 17 LobsterMobster 11 0 18 Chain_of_Dogs 11 0 18 Xtanstic 11 0 18 Senordingdong 11 0 18 pigz 11 0 18 Digital Jedi 10 1 23 Squarerandom 10 0 24 Mr. Carlisle 10 0 24 Fentry 8 0 26 Skjorte 8 0 26 canoshiz 8 0 26 MacDeuce 8 0 26 Mr. Nice! 8 0 26 MassRafTer 8 0 26 Le Saboteur 7 0 32 Thauros 7 0 32 Vote Sweeper 2000 7 0 32 Belgian Waffle 7 0 32 RNG 7 0 32 DumbWhiteGuy 6 1 37 Trast 6 0 38 Northjayhawk 3 0 39 He wasn't the only one to blow it though! Us and Ronda.
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:48 |
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"Eh I'll have plenty of time to make the form at work..." "gently caress I was busy all late and got out late and who are any of these fighters?!?!" At least we've got MAGNY UFC Latin America Finale pre:Welterweight Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez Flyweight Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo Welterweight Erick Montaño vs. Enrique Marín Lightweight Enrique Barzola vs. Horacio Gutiérrez Lightweight Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva RESPONSES
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 04:44 |
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That was my first time competing in Goonweight. Wow I got non zero points. Hooray for me.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 04:57 |
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My picks are bad again but your last bout on the form has the wrong fighter names.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:53 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:My picks are bad again but your last bout on the form has the wrong fighter names. Good, consider it stricken from the GP so we don't have to pretend Effy is a real fighter.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 04:10 |
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I barely know any of these people and did terrible last card. Let's keep it going!
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:34 |
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Kelvin Gastelum Knockout, 1 Ricardo Lamas Submission, 3 Jussier Formiga Decision Erick Montaño Decision Enrique Barzola Decision Leandro Silva Decision FOTN: Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez POTN: Kelvin Gastelum POTN: Ricardo Lamas
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:49 |
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I'm assuming that everyone else is also just mashing random answers for the TUF finalists.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:23 |
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Kelvin Gastelum - Submission - Round 2 Ricardo Lamas - Decision Jussier Formiga - Submission - Round 3 Enrique Marín - Decision Enrique Barzola - Decision Efrain Escudero - Decision FOTN: Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez POTN: Kelvin Gastelum POTN: Jussier Formiga
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:51 |
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That was not a good return for me. Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum -- SUB, RD. 2 Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez -- Decision Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo -- Decision Erick Montaño vs. Enrique Marín -- TKO, RD. 3 Enrique Barzola vs. Horacio Gutiérrez -- Decision Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva -- Decision FOTN: Jorgensen/Perez POTN: Gastelum POTN: Montano
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 18:49 |
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Kelvin Gastelum Submission, 1 Ricardo Lamas Decision Henry Cejudo Decision Erick Montaño Decision Enrique Barzola Decision Efrain Escudero Submission, 2 FOTN: Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez POTN: Kelvin Gastelum POTN: Andre Fili
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:00 |
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Magny - DEC Lamas - KO, R1 Cejudo - DEC Marin - SUB, R2 Barzola - DEC Escudero - DEC FOTN - Montano/Marin POTN - Lamas POTN - Fili
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:31 |
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Is there a way to get your responses once you've submitted to copy/paste them in the thread?
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:01 |