The word "crusade" is relatively modern. The people who participated in the crusades referred to themselves as fideles Sancti Petri (the faithful of St. Peter) or the knights of Christ.
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Angry Salami posted:The royal palace in Hawaii had electric lighting four years before the White House and more than a decade before Buckingham Palace. The Hawaiian king Kalakaua spent a lot of his reign traveling the world - he was the first head of state to circumnavigate the world, and the first foreign leader to meet with a Japanese emperor. On his world tour, he met Thomas Edison and saw a demonstration of electric lightbulbs, and was so impressed he made it a priority to have them installed when the palace was next renovated. One of the earliest country houses in the UK to have electric lighting had regular small ceiling fires due to the high power and poor insulation used in the first systems. The solution was to throw a cushion at the ceiling and thereby put it out.* Similarly, the first Royal Navy ship to have electric lighting was a wooden one, and the lights ran on basically unprotected six hundred volt systems. After a few electric shocks and fires, the system was altered. *I think I read this in a Bill Bryson book, and given his combined tendency to make things up and repeat unsupported any story that makes aristocrats look bad....I dunno.
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SeanBeansShako posted:Frederick The Great won in the end, he got to play the flute all day surrounded by burly tall as hell Grenadiers. gently caress you dad indeed. More than that, he took the Army his father had painstakingly built over an entire lifetime and threw it into battle, over and over and over again, taking horrendous casualties most of the time. Granted, he won most of the time, but I wonder if there wasn't a degree of "gently caress YOU DAD I'M GONNA KILL ALL YOUR SOLDIERS and also become a European Great Power or something, whatever" involved.
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Red Bones posted:
This page doesn't want to load for me, possibly because of my crappy Chinese internet connection. Can someone copy/paste the relevant text for me? It sounds cute.
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ArchangeI posted:More than that, he took the Army his father had painstakingly built over an entire lifetime and threw it into battle, over and over and over again, taking horrendous casualties most of the time. Granted, he won most of the time, but I wonder if there wasn't a degree of "gently caress YOU DAD I'M GONNA KILL ALL YOUR SOLDIERS and also become a European Great Power or something, whatever" involved. Pretty sure he only really tried to start one war, the Seven Years' War was looming when they went into Saxony. After that he tried to increase power by modernizing rather than fighting wars.
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xthetenth posted:Pretty sure he only really tried to start one war, the Seven Years' War was looming when they went into Saxony. After that he tried to increase power by modernizing rather than fighting wars. Nah, he did more than that. When he came to power in 1740, he was hailed as one of the biggest hopes of the enlightened/"liberal" wing all over Europe, and at first he seemed to actually fulfill this role, for example when one of the first tings he did after ascending to the throne was abolishing torture. For a time people even dared to dream that he might be a fitting successor to Emperor Charles VI of Austria, who had died unexpectedly a couple months into Frederick's reign - this was doubly significant, as the Imperial Crown was traditionally linked to the Catholic Church, and even considering the possiility of a Protestant Emperor showed how many hoped were directed towards him. This all pretty much ended when he ordered Prussian troops to march into Silesia, which was then part of the Bohemian crown and belonged to the Hapsburg Empire. Charles VI had left only one daughter, Maria Theresia, and for her he had to change the Austrian order of succession as female rulers hadn't been possible beforehand. To ascertain the other powers' recognition of a possible female successor he had negotiated the so-called "Pragmatic Sanction" of 1713 which changed the order of succession to the throne and to which pretty much all the powers of Europe had declared that they would recognise his daughter as his legitimate successor to the Austrian possessions. Only two months after Charles' death Frederick took a big fat dump on all this when he pretty much blackmailed Maria Theresia by demanding Silesia in exchange for a renewed recognition of her rule. He didn't even wait for an Austrian reply to arrive and ordered his troops into Silesia only five days later. Together with a powerful coalition of other powers who smelt blood he started a war against Austria just because he could. When the outmatched Austrian military had to surrender soon afterwards, he again gave his other allies a sudden "gently caress you" and negotiated a separate peace with Austria... ...only to ignore this peace again shortly afterwards when it looked like Austria might actually win its war against the other powers. This time he invaded Bohemia, but retreated once it became apparent that the Austrians wouldn't be beaten that easily there. And ten years after that, he started the Seven Years' War when he had Saxony invaded without any declaration of war. Frederick had always tried to play his wars up to a hly war of Protestants against the dastardly Austrian Catholics, but when his troops laid the Saxon countryside to waste and he had Dresden shot to pieces with his artillery, this support pretty much evaporated as well. IMO Frederick was in many respects a great king, but he was an absolute warmonger as well who didn't give a poo poo about all the dead his politics caused. He only gave a poo poo about the enfranchisement for Catholics and Jew when it was convenient, and the same went for freedom of the press as well. He even had one reporter who had been consistently criticising him be beaten up by paid thugs Two centuries of Protestant and Borussophile hagiographic historiography have made him into much more than he really was: a power-tripping rear end in a top hat with some good ideas.
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Nixon took heroic amounts of Dilantin to try and stabilize his moods and beat his wife, Pat, like a dusty carpet
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A photograph of Disneyland: Yes that is riot police on Main Street. What happened at Disneyland to cause this police response that looks like Mickey Mouse had been toppled in a coup d'etat? In 1970 Disneyland was invaded by Yippies. quote:"Now, what exactly is a Yippie?" you ask. A Yippie is/was a member of the Youth International Party, which was this theatrically inclined offshoot of the free speech and anti-war movement of the 1960s. Founded by Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin in December 1967, the Youth International Party was always looking for new ways to mock the establishment and doing deliberately silly things like insisting that a pig ("Pigasus the Immortal") was the Yippies' candidate of choice in the hotly contested presidential race of 1968. quote:But what the Yippies failed to take into account was that it had barely been a year since Sharon Tate and four others had been brutally murdered in Tate's Benedict Canyon home. And because the trial of Charles Manson and his associates had just gotten underway in June, Southern California wasn't exactly the most welcoming place during the summer of 1970, especially if you were a young adult with long hair who dressed in hippie-style clothes. Given that you had to pay admission to get into the park, not many Yippies actually came inside and those who did... quote:were pulled aside and discreetly told the rules of the day, which were basically, "If you're here to have a good time, you're more than welcome to visit Disneyland, but if you're here to cause trouble, you're eventually going to be asked to leave the park." How did that go? quote:Mind you, there were those in the group who did make a genuine effort to get something controversial going over the course of the day. Take, for example, the 30 or so Yippies who tried to commandeer Captain Hook's pirate ship by climbing up into its rigging. But given that this boat was actually a building (The Chicken of the Sea restaurant, to be precise), the fact that there were teenagers up on the second floor chanting about Ho Chi Mihn didn't actually stop any tourists from ordering tuna sandwiches down on the first floor. Hmmm... well then what? quote:So at 5 p.m., a handful of Yippie convention participants boarded a raft for Tom Sawyer's Island and then "invaded" Fort Wilderness. Their goal was to scandalize the guests who were already on the Island by pulling down the Stars and Stripes and replacing it with their Yippie flag. They also tried to get a reaction out of the tourists floating by on the Mark Twain riverboat and the Mike Fink keelboats by chanting slogans like "free Charles Manson" and "legalize marijuana," while openly smoking pot. quote:Guests in other parts of the theme park that night had similar sorts of rude awakenings. One tourist described floating back out into the sunlight after riding through "It's a Small World," having been caught up in this attraction's happy-happy message of "there is just one moon and one golden sun, and a smile means friendship to everyone," only to then discover a police helicopter hovering over Fantasyland, as the officer onboard used this helicopter's PA system to urge all Disneyland guests to move to the nearest exit. quote:Disneyland did experience some minor property damage over the course of the day, most of it caused by Yippies who, after they were forced to leave the theme park, vented their frustration by tearing up the flowerbeds that were located just outside the park's turnstiles and then throwing the flowers at the policemen who were now lining Disneyland's perimeter fence. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-hill/yippies-disneyland_b_917731.html
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System Metternich posted:Two centuries of Protestant and Borussophile hagiographic historiography have made him into much more than he really was: a power-tripping rear end in a top hat with some good ideas. You can pretty much say the same about most of histories more liberal leaning non elected leaders with this statement. Kind of amusing that Napoleon beats old Frederick on both counts of war mongering and the occasional good deed thrown about to not make him look like a total rear end.
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SeanBeansShako posted:You can pretty much say the same about most of histories more liberal leaning non elected leaders with this statement. Kind of amusing that Napoleon beats old Frederick on both counts of war mongering and the occasional good deed thrown about to not make him look like a total rear end. I know, but good ol' Frederick irks me somewhat special, probably because I'm a Catholic historian from Germany. The denominational divide in Germany still runs deep in some areas, and I never said I was free from biases
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Napoleon was definitely the best Napoleon though. Napoleon II didn't really get a chance to do anything and Napoleon XIV was decent fun but sort of one note. Napoleon III was poo poo.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:28 |
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The series suffered from pretty bad sequelitis but I'm hoping they can put together a reboot soon
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:45 |
You left out Napoleon's useless brother
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goose fleet posted:The series suffered from pretty bad sequelitis but I'm hoping they can put together a reboot soon Napoleon: Genisys
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Zero One posted:A photograph of Disneyland: Abbie Hoffman is one of my favorite characters from 60s counterculture so thank you for posting this. Never heard about it before.
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System Metternich posted:... If anyone missed this early photo it is pretty amazing. It's not just for the time warp factor, it's a really interesting photograph. These two guys were my favorites of the many interesting characters. Steves Wozniak and Jobs on a steampunk time travel adventure?
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Louis Napoleon, king of Holland, is considered somewhat of a cool guy by the Dutch people. While his brother wanted EMPIRE, he cared a lot more about giving his subjects a good life, and went against his brother's commands to do so. He visited the sick (without caring about the risk of getting sick himself). He gave money and rights to religious minorities. He created a bunch of cultural institutions that last till this day, such as the Royal Netherlands Academy of Sciences and the Rijksmuseum. But he's best known for trying to learn the Dutch language and failing. He supposedly said "Iek ben de konijn van 'Olland" instead of "Ik ben de koning van Holland" (I'm the bunny of Holland, instead of I'm the king of Holland).
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Silmarildur posted:If anyone missed this early photo it is pretty amazing. It's not just for the time warp factor, it's a really interesting photograph. These two guys were my favorites of the many interesting characters. Steves Wozniak and Jobs on a steampunk time travel adventure? Then you might also enjoy this photo, which was taken later the same day I believe. I wholeheartedly concur with your assessment, btw
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Comrade Koba posted:Napoleon: Genisys We joke about it, but there is still a living descendent of Napoleon who's quite young but he's not really that into politics.
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René Auberjonois (you know, Odo from Star Trek) is the great-great-great-grandson of Napoleon's little sister Caroline
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Red Bones posted:My personal favourite, a ten year old boy walking through a cave, the walls lit by the burning torch in his hand as a large dog keeps pace beside him, twenty-six thousand years ago. BlueDiablo posted:And depending on who you ask, he killed so many people that the average temperature of the Earth dropped a few degrees.
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trickybiscuits posted:Werner Herzog, who I won't shut up about, made a film about Chauvet Cave in which these footprints appear. Very worth watching. That was a volcano though? He was both a real piece of work and kind of impressive at the same time. Rape and murder are still bad but it was impressive.
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SeanBeansShako posted:Frederick The Great won in the end, he got to play the flute all day surrounded by burly tall as hell Grenadiers. gently caress you dad indeed. Was FtG the guy who had the mother of all comebacks, at least w/r/t conflicts on the continent in his era? Like snatching victory from the jaws of defeat despite being completely hosed on paper? trickybiscuits posted:Werner Herzog, who I won't shut up about, made a film about Chauvet Cave in which these footprints appear. Very worth watching. I haven't seen it but there was an NPR or PRI talkshow that had Werner Herzog, Cormac McCarthy and some physicist on all at the same time and it was amazing. They also discuss this movie and this particular cave as well as the 3d effects and poo poo.
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Frostwerks posted:Was FtG the guy who had the mother of all comebacks, at least w/r/t conflicts on the continent in his era? Like snatching victory from the jaws of defeat despite being completely hosed on paper? Yeah, but it wasn't really because of his own merits. For like the longest time during the seven years' war it looked really bad for Prussia, especially after the battle of kolsdorf where Frederick almost died himself and where his army had been utterly routed. The allies could have marched on Berlin afterwards, but spent the time with internal bickering instead and didn't get to an agreement on how to proceed in time. The second stroke of luck happened in 1762 when czar Elizabeth died unexpectedly and was succeeded by Peter iii - a massive Frederick fanboy who then not only ended the war on his behalf but instead even signed an alliance treaty with Prussia instead, turning Russian troops on their former allies. This event is often titled as the “miracle of the house Brandenburg“, even though this name originally came from a letter by Frederick written after Kolsdorf in which he made fun of the inability of his enemies to use his weakness and end the war
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Disinterested posted:You left out Napoleon's useless brother You need to be more specific. Do you mean Joseph, failed King of Spain? Or perhaps Louis, failed King of Holland? Or maybe Jerome who gave up his American wife (Betsy Patterson) for the Kingdom of Westphalia? Or do you mean Lucien, the traitorous brother who helped bring in the Consulate (President of the Council of Five Hundred) and later turned has back on everything, but hey dude got named Prince of Canino by Pius VII! Or maybe we could refer to one of the brothers-in-law? Elisa's worthless husband Felix Baciocchi, Prince of Lucca? Maybe One of Pauline's husbands? Leclerc who died in Haiti to Toussant L'Overtures remaining forces, oh no wait it was yellow fever. Or Camillo Borghese Prince of Sulmona who was just generally ineffectual. Or, there's Caroline's husband Murat, King of Naples who tried to save his own skin and abandoned Napoleon at the end? Losers. All of them. I'd post more with links, but I'm on my phone, doing this from memory I may have spelled some of those kingdoms wrong.
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Have we done the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV? In 1676, Mehmed sent a letter to the Zaporozhians calling upon them to surrender: Sultan Mehmed IV posted:Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks: The Cossacks wrote back: Drunken Russians posted:Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan! The best thing about this story is the painting done by Ilya Repin of the scene: GUYS GUYS I'VE GOT ONE CALL HIM THE CRICK IN OUR DICK
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Not taking sides but that was a thing of beauty
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System Metternich posted:Yeah, but it wasn't really because of his own merits. For like the longest time during the seven years' war it looked really bad for Prussia, especially after the battle of kolsdorf where Frederick almost died himself and where his army had been utterly routed. The allies could have marched on Berlin afterwards, but spent the time with internal bickering instead and didn't get to an agreement on how to proceed in time. The second stroke of luck happened in 1762 when czar Elizabeth died unexpectedly and was succeeded by Peter iii - a massive Frederick fanboy who then not only ended the war on his behalf but instead even signed an alliance treaty with Prussia instead, turning Russian troops on their former allies. This event is often titled as the “miracle of the house Brandenburg“, even though this name originally came from a letter by Frederick written after Kolsdorf in which he made fun of the inability of his enemies to use his weakness and end the war On the other hand would a less capable state have been in a position for those mistakes and flukes to matter?
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Whybird posted:
It's the little smirk on the scribe's face that does it for me. Repin did a number of paintings of Russian history. They were pretty much all fantastic.
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Bonapartisan posted:Louis, failed King of Holland? His main problem was that he didn't act like Napoleon's puppet and actually took care of his people. For example he refused to institute a draft, so he failed to deliver the amount of troops from the Netherlands Napoleon demanded. And he turned a blind eye to smugglers doing trade with the British, because blocking all trade would gently caress over the Dutch economy. Napoleon eventually got fed up with Louis and used a British invasion into Louis' lands (which was actually quickly repelled) as an excuse to replace him. Raygereio has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Nov 15, 2015 |
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Bonapartisan posted:You need to be more specific. Do you mean Joseph, failed King of Spain? Or perhaps Louis, failed King of Holland? Or maybe Jerome who gave up his American wife (Betsy Patterson) for the Kingdom of Westphalia? Or do you mean Lucien, the traitorous brother who helped bring in the Consulate (President of the Council of Five Hundred) and later turned has back on everything, but hey dude got named Prince of Canino by Pius VII! I was going for Joseph but this is a good name post combination.
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Samovar posted:It's the little smirk on the scribe's face that does it for me. Repin did a number of paintings of Russian history. They were pretty much all fantastic. Can't post Repin without this: Ivan the Terrible and his son, November 16th 1581
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Samovar posted:It's the little smirk on the scribe's face that does it for me. Repin did a number of paintings of Russian history. They were pretty much all fantastic. I can just see that fat Santa-looking dude cutting in yelling "and gently caress your mother!" over and over again
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Really everything about the Reply of the Cossacks is amazing. The Sultan's demand for the Cossacks to surrender was issued after the Cossacks kicked his army's rear end. It was basically the Cossacks going "You and what Army? We just put the last one in the ground!" Oh, and the artist worked on but never finished a more "historically accurate" version. You can see it on the wikipedia page, it still includes the scribe with the giant grin and laughing Cossack Santa.
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 00:53 |
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The great thing is, stuff like that Cossacks' answer or the graffiti wall they found in Pompeii really shows that while the technology might change, human social interaction has basically been the same since forever. That gives events that happened millenia apart a real human touch.
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I uh, do hope the darker aspects of humanity still gently caress off though. The Cossacks as a whole were really not a tolerant bunch.
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Raygereio posted:Louis is generally remembered favorably in the Netherlands. He seemed to take his duties as King seriously. There were two disaster during his reign (a ship with gunpowder blew up in Leiden and there was a flooding) where he helped with relief efforts, which got him a lot of goodwill. You say good, I say failed. LOOK AT MY NAME.
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Comrade Koba posted:Can't post Repin without this: This is quite probably my favourite painting of all time. Perhaps my favourite work of art altogether. It's just astonishingly loving good. I'll consider myself a successful artist if I ever make something that has even a fraction of the power this painting has got. Those eyes. EDIT:..and the blood soaked carpet and the motherfucking crib in the background and god it's sooooo good. I could spend the rest of my life raving about this painting. Captain Fargle has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Comrade Koba posted:Can't post Repin without this: There's a great scene in the Soviet screwball comedy "Ivan Vasilievich: Back in Time" or a variety of other English names, where Ivan Grozny has come to present 1970s Moscow, and the main guy's apartment has a print of this painting on the wall. He looks at it with concern for a while, but there is no explicit explanation, because I guess this painting was so famous that everyone would have gotten the joke. To contribute, I was reading about the British "received pronunciation" accent as I was trying to explain to a Spanish guy how there is an American regionless accent that just indicates education, or wealth or whatever. I of course had to click the link for Wilfred Pickles who apparently was used by the BBC for his strong Yorkshire accent to make it more difficult for the Germans to spoof BBC broadcasts, as they would have studied the BBC English RP accent. Someone get Nic Cage to do a remake of the Navajo code talkers movie but with this guy. E: This has to be the most hilariously British sentence ever: "On 1955 he opened the Wilfred Pickles' School for Spastics at Tixover Grange, Rutland.[6]" Silmarildur has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Silmarildur posted:Soviet screwball comedy Now there's a term you don't see every day.
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