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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

If all D&D goons were dead their posts would've never happened

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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

dogcrash truther posted:

I mean if you want to object to what people are saying in D&D, you can go over to that thread and say your piece there, and then we can have this thread for talking about this event and maybe cracking wise about it. Anyone have any good jokes yet?

bloodbath in paris, parisians assured not an actual bath

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

bloodbath in paris, parisians assured not an actual bath

haha

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Vorik posted:

what if isis builds an anti matter bomb?

Aren't, like, all bombs anti-matter, man?

www
Aug 4, 2010

who is getting hit next im too scared to leave the house

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



what if we send batman to syria

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

dogcrash truther posted:

I mean if you want to object to what people are saying in D&D, you can go over to that thread and say your piece there, and then we can have this thread for talking about this event and maybe cracking wise about it. Anyone have any good jokes yet?

if you object to what people say in did you get probated for it, as you full well know

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

dogcrash truther posted:

its too bad that the french have a different word for penis, because if they didn't, then they could call him Le Penis, and that would probably make him unelectable.

These "liberals" get nasty when backed into a corner. I think Hollande is going to come out guns blazing, but I guess we'll see.

http://www.wordreference.com/enfr/penis

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I shitpost because otherwise I'd be politically correct

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Brannock posted:

1.5 years to the next French Presidential election! how badly can hollande bungle it and how much support can le pen rally up among the isolationists, fascists, and nationalists?

even if le pen wins the first round, unless she can get enough UMP/PS votes in the second round she'll get flattened by sarkozy or whoever PS runs (so as its not hollande) just like papa le pen did in 2002.

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

dogcrash truther posted:

its too bad that the french have a different word for penis, because if they didn't, then they could call him Le Penis, and that would probably make him unelectable.

These "liberals" get nasty when backed into a corner. I think Hollande is going to come out guns blazing, but I guess we'll see.

Le Pen has a vagina. You are welcome.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

dogcrash truther posted:

I mean if you want to object to what people are saying in D&D, you can go over to that thread and say your piece there, and then we can have this thread for talking about this event and maybe cracking wise about it. Anyone have any good jokes yet?

I made an epic joke about french cop cars going faster in reverse haha

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



why not introduce a sterilizing toxin into the water supply of mecca

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Vorik posted:

what if isis builds an anti matter bomb?

by definition it wouldnt matter so we shouldnt worry about it

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ISIL delenda est

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why they make the women wear poo poo that covers them entirely, how do you know if your wife is hot or ugly? I guess that's why they have lots of wives since eventually you will get a hot one?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

jackyl posted:

why they make the women wear poo poo that covers them entirely, how do you know if your wife is hot or ugly? I guess that's why they have lots of wives since eventually you will get a hot one?

It's like a Kinder Egg (which are illegal in nanny state america :smug: )

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

jackyl posted:

why they make the women wear poo poo that covers them entirely, how do you know if your wife is hot or ugly? I guess that's why they have lots of wives since eventually you will get a hot one?

idk i read a lot of dudes in dubai turn homo because theres like no interaction with the chicks whatsoever

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Requesting name change to MIRVs cure ISIS, tia

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

Syrian rufugees????????

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

a history of loving children?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

Beards?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



A love of Harry Potter fanfic??

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

eating fresh

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

4outof5 posted:

a history of loving children?

gently caress beaten

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

Doner Kepabs

Let me tell you americans about donner kepoabys.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

they are probaly both in debt?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

4outof5 posted:

a history of loving children?

:thurman::thurman::thurman:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Wait is this forums being invaded by Isis? Are we part of the caliphate????

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

ethanol posted:

Wait is this forums being invaded by Isis? Are we part of the caliphate????

naaaaah we just harbor pedos in the highest echelons of forums power for shits and giggles :rolleyes:

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Gas the musslemans

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Hey does anyone here have any idea how to read this?



This girl in my Polysci program (From Montenegro, so likely a whiny Serb) keeps posting stuff like it all indignantly after the attacks. I'm assuming it's the typical whiny Serbian bullshit about how nobody prayed for them or had "Je Suis Serbian Fascists" when they got bombed for trying to ethnically cleans Bosnia or Kosovo, but I could be wrong.

I don't think I am though because of the stupid "HATO" thing. Yeah, very clever guys.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Lord Binky posted:

I made an epic joke about french cop cars going faster in reverse haha

lol

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Furious Mittens posted:

Le Pen has a vagina. You are welcome.

oh whoops i was thinking of the old one. i didnt know there was a new generation of le pens

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

ethanol posted:

Wait is this forums being invaded by Isis? Are we part of the caliphate????
Yes

Welcome to the caliphate here's your turban and AK-47 and manly nightgown thobe.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Dead Cosmonaut posted:

What do Greeks and ISIS have in common?

Oh I have he perfect white card for this one it's surely gonna win.


"Nazis"

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

ethanol posted:

what if we send batman to syria

Send 50 cent.

Blood on the Sand 2

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

NomChompsky posted:

Hey does anyone here have any idea how to read this?



This girl in my Polysci program (From Montenegro, so likely a whiny Serb) keeps posting stuff like it all indignantly after the attacks. I'm assuming it's the typical whiny Serbian bullshit about how nobody prayed for them or had "Je Suis Serbian Fascists" when they got bombed for trying to ethnically cleans Bosnia or Kosovo, but I could be wrong.

I don't think I am though because of the stupid "HATO" thing. Yeah, very clever guys.
It's "When NATO bombs fell in the 90s, while Albanians set fire to our holy places[?]" at the start so yeah you're probably right

Edit: I have no idea how to type that character that looks like a u that's pooping so I can't do more sorry :v:

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

dogcrash truther posted:

I mean if you want to object to what people are saying in D&D, you can go over to that thread and say your piece there

this is the best joke

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