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pounded in the butt by a purple monkey cheese diswasher okay, I have a title, now to write 200+ pages and make a low effort photoshop.
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The Time That Acne Rain's Posting Shot Its Load All Over My Hair.
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Acne Rain posted:pounded in the butt by a purple monkey cheese diswasher
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Not freaking the gently caress out to make a low effort joke about it, eez
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Memento posted:I thought for a second it was John Cena No, he's saving that for his next book, "Pumped in the Rump by Famous Wrestler's Name Meme."
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sticklefifer posted:From the same author: Every time my co-worker brags about his self-published Amazon book series I chuckle and get all  knowing this is the literary company he keeps.
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mind the walrus posted:Every time my co-worker brags about his self-published Amazon book series I chuckle and get all
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Acne Rain posted:pounded in the butt by a purple monkey cheese diswasher Fixed that for you.
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I'm not sure how long I can go until my morbid curiosity forces me to try to read one of Tingles books even a little to see what the books actually are like, and if there's any talent at all behind the anal sex word salad he seems to depend on. I fear for that day.
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Choco1980 posted:I'm not sure how long I can go until my morbid curiosity forces me to try to read one of Tingles books even a little to see what the books actually are like, and if there's any talent at all behind the anal sex word salad he seems to depend on. I fear for that day.
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Yeah those aren't books they're short stories
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I actually find that very comforting.
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Reading the previews on Amazon, it appears to be about high school level writing, I wonder if he actually makes any money?
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He also has a couple of full-on novels, like Buttageddon: The Final Days of Pounding rear end. They're bizarre, full of typos, and are chock full of anthropomorphic animals/objects/concepts pounding asses. Chuck Tingle is a literary genius.
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It's conversations like this that make me glad I put down my  years ago.
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Choco1980 posted:It's conversations like this that make me glad I put down my Pounded in the butt by Alexander Hamilton.
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Because I am a manchild I find all of Tingle's titles very amusing but ''my rear end is haunted by the gay unicorn colonel'' is my favorite
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Hogge Wild posted:is there a way to find out how much he sells not really but you can look at amazon's stats for the book. here they are for his highest rated novel, "Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding rear end":  by contrast here are some stats on an ebook I wrote and put up a while ago, it's a serious book and sells for $10:  I sell like...3 or 4 copies a month? boar guy has a new favorite as of 23:40 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:Considering they're usually about 3-5 pages, I somehow doubt it. The point is in the gimmick. Wait a minute. If Pounded in the rear end by My Own rear end was only 3 to 5 pages, how could there possibly be a satisfying rear end pounding in the sequel, Pounded in the rear end by my book Pounded in the rear end by My Own rear end?  Chuck Tingle is a fraud!
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Every one of these is beautiful. This needs to be canon. 
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Harry Potter and the Perverse Anagram Server
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Hogge Wild posted:is there a way to find out how much he sells
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Disappointed in the lack of Vimto references in there. Vimto M Rolo Ladder for the win. Gotta get that sweet sweet product placement revenue.
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I read "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" and it was kind of amusing but not worth paying for
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The guy (named Kirk) names his butt "Portork" and they go to a fancy French restaurant for a date Later, when Kirk is about to have a powerful blossoming prostate orgasm, Portork pulls out and insists that Kirk ejaculate inside of him instead 
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skander posted:An assload ayyyy
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This was funny, so I did a reverse GIS to find it in a more readable size.
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FactsAreUseless posted:"I am not familiar with the source material this parodies. Therefore, I will freak the gently caress out." lmao if you think it requires familiarity with the source material to notice that Chuck Tingle only has one joke that he just digs into deeper & deeper. I've got respect for that, but man, don't pretend it's anything more.
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Hey fucker, we're totally gonna wear kilts to this thing, no homo, even though neither of us is scottish! We'll be so funny and random and all the old people my parents made me invite are gonna be all "WUUUGGGGHHHH?! Kilts, I don't get it how does my iPad work RIBBON CANDY!?"
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Snapchat A Titty posted:lmao if you think it requires familiarity with the source material to notice that Chuck Tingle only has one joke that he just digs into deeper & deeper. I've got respect for that, but man, don't pretend it's anything more. I see what you did there.
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Kooloo limpah!
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