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Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Woodenlung posted:

This lovely lady yelled at me in El Nido one day. She had seen my camera and seemed to want to pose for photographs in her stall.


What is going on above her right knee.

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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Or, apparently, rotoscoping.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
I was using my phone so I didn't get a picture, but me and a couple friends were walking around downtown today and came across this lady yelling about how 'they' gave her voodoo clothes. Then she lifted her top to give us a nice view of her titties and asked my friend to help her either get her shirt the rest of the way off or unhook something. He declined and we just kept walking. I will say though that despite giving the impression of being a methed out whackjob, she had a really nice set of tits.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Woodenlung posted:

This lovely lady yelled at me in El Nido one day. She had seen my camera and seemed to want to pose for photographs in her stall.




I get the sense that she's missing many, if all of her upper teeth based on her face.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Somfin posted:

That fox is like a gradient of art quality from top to bottom. Not saying that it's good anywhere, just that the hands are so much worse than the head.

Hands are really loving hard to draw, ok??

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Hands are really loving hard to draw, ok??

I remember in junior high I went to an art class where we literally did nothing but draw hands for like a month. Hand portrait, hands in action, things (landscapes, faces) made of hands in different poses. They're complicated but once you get the fundamental structure down (especially how long the actual hand is and how the heel of the palm works) you avoid almost all of the basic problems.

Somfin has a new favorite as of 10:54 on Nov 15, 2015

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

At first I thought it was just some kind of lovely art, and then I realized what the medium was... :catstare:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
When it was TIMG'd I thought it was just Ramen noodles.

I want my innocence back. :gonk:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

:barf:

Underwear
May 13, 2006


LOL - This person makes me coffee sometimes. They work at a Starbucks near my office, and yes, they look like this every day. It's actually pretty amusing to hang out and watch business men in suits try to avoid looking at them while ordering complicated coffee.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wouldn't want it touching my scones.

Underwear
May 13, 2006

Eh, they look weird but are still wearing and apron and using tongs, who cares?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Underwear posted:

Eh, they look weird but are still wearing and apron and using tongs, who cares?

:ohdear: What if one of their stringy little mustache hairs falls into my coffee

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Underwear posted:

Eh, they look weird but are still wearing and apron and using tongs, who cares?

Wrong scones.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LingcodKilla posted:

Wrong scones.

Like they said...

Underwear posted:

Eh, they look weird but are still wearing and apron and using tongs, who cares?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Just hover-handing my my pony girlfriend

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I will never understand why you'd PH an animated character into a picture of yourself. I just.....why???

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

BigglesSWE posted:

I will never understand why you'd PH an animated character into a picture of yourself. I just.....why???

To be cool and tough. Duh.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Yes, clearly the onus is on us, the non-plushie squares who don't have sexual fantasies about little girls.

I have been put in my place, sir

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

BigglesSWE posted:

I will never understand why you'd PH an animated character into a picture of yourself. I just.....why???
Soul crushing life failure

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Underwear posted:

LOL - This person makes me coffee sometimes. They work at a Starbucks near my office, and yes, they look like this every day. It's actually pretty amusing to hang out and watch business men in suits try to avoid looking at them while ordering complicated coffee.

I'm genuinely surprised that's a real person and not a fake profile that someone made for a laugh

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/PgHFhwuSOwM


Sweatpants and farts.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

DorkusMalorkus posted:


Just hover-handing my my pony girlfriend

And like all victims being hover-handed by a creepy retard, that pony looks pretty loving uncomfortable.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

Underwear posted:

LOL - This person makes me coffee sometimes. They work at a Starbucks near my office, and yes, they look like this every day. It's actually pretty amusing to hang out and watch business men in suits try to avoid looking at them while ordering complicated coffee.
LOL - you refer to one person as "they". Grammar called and you're incorrect.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pilsner posted:

LOL - you refer to one person as "they". Grammar called and you're incorrect.

Grammar called, and you're incorrect.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Pilsner posted:

LOL - you refer to one person as "they". Grammar called and you're incorrect.

Sweet jesus you are dumb.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:ohdear: He sort of looks like Jared Fogel.


Pilsner posted:

LOL - you refer to one person as "they". Grammar called and you're incorrect.

Next time you wanna get mad about grammar on the internet look at this instead



Froot

jorty
May 11, 2015

grump_dog.jpg
Lipstick Apathy

I can tell what everything else is in the pic but what are those orange balls?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bleughmacaroni posted:

I can tell what everything else is in the pic but what are those orange balls?

Tangerines?

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

bleughmacaroni posted:

I can tell what everything else is in the pic but what are those orange balls?

Look like carrot slices to me.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

:stare: Throwing my pair away right fuming now. Holy gently caress!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


oh my god there is an entire channel of weird fart fetish stuff and other equally odd things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbFQmbeffIQ

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

Somewhere there is a disappointed father "dealing with it" by drinking to excess, weeping, and praying that his daughter can fill in for the son he lost :(

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Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

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