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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Are there any lightsaber-type weapons like light axes or light spears or even a lightsaber on a chain? I think Maul's was supposed to be a staff, or at least his style was based off staff fighting.
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Pretty sure there's Light Whips, aka the worst idea possible.
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Light Gun Man posted:Pretty sure there's Light Whips, aka the worst idea possible. Darth Nay Nay would disagree
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If I were in charge of Star Wars, I think it would be cool if after ROTJ, Star Wars went all Cold War with the New Republic and Empire both having Death Stars and not wanting to engage in a full on conflict so they wage proxy wars instead. They might actually be doing something like this, I dunno. After the battle of Jakku, they sign a peace treaty. However the New Republic isn't even mentioned in most TFA stuff and I'm not sure if the First Order is the Imperial Remnant, a splinter organization that's gone rogue or some new group that's a copycat of the old Empire. I guess the New Republic is still around but don't want to fight a war, so this new Resistance group popped up. Also Lando Calrissian should be president of the New Republic because that would own.
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Gammatron 64 posted:If I were in charge of Star Wars, I think it would be cool if after ROTJ, Star Wars went all Cold War with the New Republic and Empire both having Death Stars and not wanting to engage in a full on conflict so they wage proxy wars instead. Black President? I know this is science fiction, but come on...
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Ackbar should be the Eisenhower of star wars imo.
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Then there needs to be a Patton too. Who is Star Wars Patton?
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sleepy.eyes posted:Then there needs to be a Patton too. Who is Star Wars Patton? Crix Madine? Thrawn is the Star Wars Rommel.
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Millennials like the prequels better. No wonder why this generation is so hosed http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/2015/11/14/why-the-star-wars-prequels-are-better-than-the-originals.html
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Gammatron 64 posted:If I were in charge of Star Wars, I think it would be cool if after ROTJ, Star Wars went all Cold War with the New Republic and Empire both having Death Stars and not wanting to engage in a full on conflict so they wage proxy wars instead. I hope that they call it something besides the New Republic and have a character mention how stupid it would be to call it the New Republic
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sleepy.eyes posted:Then there needs to be a Patton too. Who is Star Wars Patton? Garm Bel Iblis I reckon. Madine is more of a special ops guy if memory serves.
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Gammatron 64 posted:Millennials like the prequels better. No wonder why this generation is so hosed that article is stupid and you are stupid for thinking the article has a point
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Fil5000 posted:Garm Bel Iblis I reckon. Madine is more of a special ops guy if memory serves. Iblis was Patton since he was an obstinate rear end in a top hat too. From what I've seen TFA's Imperial Remnant went way out to the far outer rim and basically fell out of sight/mind after Jakku. Jakku was like some final battle that broke the back of the Imps and they bolted. Now they're moving back in and people are freaking out.
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Star War Episode XXVII The Adventures of Darth Darth Binks
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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mr.capps posted:that article is stupid and you are stupid for thinking the article has a point I dont, its a bad article and I thought I would share it If your 22 yr old kids think attack of the clones is the best movie, its not too late to have an abortion
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Syncopated posted:So the imperial remnant are argentinian nazis?
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Xenomrph posted:Literally yes. I recall an interview with Abrams where he made that exact analogy. Well they were nazis to begin with, so it's apt.
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Xenomrph posted:Literally yes. I recall an interview with Abrams where he made that exact analogy. figuratively
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Syncopated posted:So the imperial remnant are argentinian nazis? Thats exactly what they are according to JJ Abrams, except if instead of just hiding they were building nukes in Brazil for a first strike option/reentry So pretty much Iron Sky with Death Stars
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TK-42-1 posted:Iblis was Patton since he was an obstinate rear end in a top hat too. From what I've seen TFA's Imperial Remnant went way out to the far outer rim and basically fell out of sight/mind after Jakku. Jakku was like some final battle that broke the back of the Imps and they bolted. Now they're moving back in and people are freaking out. if i get the new canon corretly. it basically speeds up the fragmentation/disintegration of the Empire. so basicaly it happens in one year instead of like 15. Jakku seems to be the last fight between a big coherent Imperial force and the new republic. the empire gets it back broken and it signs a truce with the republic. the new republic does away with a main army and depends on system forces/plantarty forces/ and i assume insurgent forces in the imperial space. the empire sticks around led probaly by moffs and there are a ton of little right wing neo imperial movements marching around trying to start poo poo up like the good old days. apparently the NEW ORDER is one of the biggest of these. so basicaly the galaxy is in one big cold war with lots of little proxy hot ones.
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Gammatron 64 posted:I dont, its a bad article and I thought I would share it i am sorry for calling you stupid but in my defense you did act like it had a legitimate point somehow when presenting it
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Gammatron 64 posted:I dont, its a bad article and I thought I would share it yeah, your a loving idiot if you think that. all of the prequels are bad in unique and unfun ways. so its hard to say which one is the "best". 1 is bad all around, and its thematically poo poo and the kid is a lovely anakin. but at the same time, its probaly the best in terms of actual filiming because it still uses real effects and sets. 2. is the same except all the acting is wooden and has no chemesty. the romance is dead and contrived. the plot sucks etc. its probaly the worst one over all, though i find 3 to be worse. 3 is the worst because this was the one everyone was waiting for and and it didnt deliver at all.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:if i get the new canon corretly. it basically speeds up the fragmentation/disintegration of the Empire. so basicaly it happens in one year instead of like 15. Jakku seems to be the last fight between a big coherent Imperial force and the new republic. the empire gets it back broken and it signs a truce with the republic. the new republic does away with a main army and depends on system forces/plantarty forces/ and i assume insurgent forces in the imperial space. the empire sticks around led probaly by moffs and there are a ton of little right wing neo imperial movements marching around trying to start poo poo up like the good old days. apparently the NEW ORDER is one of the biggest of these. so basicaly the galaxy is in one big cold war with lots of little proxy hot ones. in star wars everyone seems to be awfully eager to demilitarise
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blowfish posted:in star wars everyone seems to be awfully eager to demilitarise they are all tired of all these star wars
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All prequels are bad and I don't care which poo smells the least bad
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Acne Rain posted:All prequels are bad and I don't care which poo smells the least bad which one is worse, prequels or millenials
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blowfish posted:in star wars everyone seems to be awfully eager to demilitarise yeah but then the quarp monsters from cockupass X show up and shoot their jizz canons at everyone. unfortunaly, beloved character corran horn is filled up and explodes.
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Fojar38 posted:they are all tired of all these star wars Leaked image shows a really weird fight between Phasma and R2D2 Here's the still 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Thats exactly what they are according to JJ Abrams, except if instead of just hiding they were building nukes in Brazil for a first strike option/reentry
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Booblord Zagats posted:Thats exactly what they are according to JJ Abrams, except if instead of just hiding they were building nukes in Brazil for a first strike option/reentry Then who is North Korea? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCe8iai-SRs
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RFC2324 posted:Then who is North Korea? the batarians from mass effect.
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You all know way too much about the Star Wars EU. It isn't even canon now lol
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The Bible posted:You all know way too much about the Star Wars EU. Let me tell you about the star wars campaign I ran where a player with a droid character legitimately had a pregnancy scare and I didn't intend to cause that at all...
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RFC2324 posted:Then who is North Korea? Mandolorians
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The Bible posted:You all know way too much about the Star Wars EU. it was never canon to those with working brains.
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Shortly after Episode 2 came out, I loved to read the Essential Guide book. It's how I learned about this guy: His name is Hat Lo, he's a minor crime boss and the employer of that deathstick salesman Obi-Wan mind tricks. Obi-Wan should have mind tricked him into going home and rethinking that collar.
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Gammatron 64 posted:Millennials like the prequels better. No wonder why this generation is so hosed Malik Abdul is a loving dumbass. Let me tell you the things that are good about Episode II. 1. Butt 2. gently caress 3. gently caress 4. All It's a piece of loving poo poo, and that's coming from someone who can tolerate the grinding tedium that is Episode I.
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KiteAuraan posted:Malik Abdul is a loving dumbass. Let me tell you the things that are good about Episode II. Attack of the Clones is by far the worst. By far. Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith are lovely movies overall, but at least they have a few positive qualities. TPM had good practical special effects. In ROTS, Obi-Wan and the Emperor were both really good. AOTC is just.... ughhhh. It's boring and painful start to finish. And there's the infamous sand scene. I think the only part of AOTC that I actually like is the part at the end where they play the Imperial March as the clone troopers enter a Star Destroyer. That's like, 10 seconds of a 2 and a half hour movie.
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