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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


It's a greasy t-rex with one hell of a snotty sneeze!

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I don't see what you all are on about, it looks like a perfectly fine, anatomically correct cross-section of the male reproductive system to me.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

exquisite tea posted:

I don't see what you all are on about, it looks like a perfectly fine, anatomically correct cross-section of the male reproductive system to me.

Ah yes, now I can see the cornhole.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

re: fudge spluts

They kind of look like Chinese new year cookies to me (I have no idea if they are Chinese or made for the new year or what)

Combine broken-up crispy lo mein noodles (the fried La Choy ones in the bag), shelled roasted peanuts, and some tiny toffee bits in a bowl. Melt some of that weird chocolate that is really waxy and comes in giant squares (I can't remember what it's called but you know what I mean), add it to the bowl and mix, then splut onto wax paper to cool.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfZkNQt76Q

this video makes me uncomfortable.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Pastry of the Year posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: What is Waiting for my boyfriend

This is a reasonable request.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


That would be pretty funny if I didn't know the dude was 100% serious.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Holy gently caress he is insufferable

[skips through 2:14 minutes of him gesticulating wildly about meat like an idiot baby]

Oh good, now he's coming for another six minutes. Great. This ruins steak

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Aesop Poprock posted:

Homemade fudge spluts

My favorite new term

Also I snorted out a laugh like some kind of dork that would read a thread about bad looking food on the internet

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Just like grandma used to accidentally make!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

Holy gently caress he is insufferable

[skips through 2:14 minutes of him gesticulating wildly about meat like an idiot baby]

Oh good, now he's coming for another six minutes. Great. This ruins steak

And then I love the fact he had built it up so much in his mind it turned out to be a disappointment. Also, IMO, blue is the only way to appreciate a good steak.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All meat needs to be well done

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

PCOS Bill posted:

All meat needs to be well done

I order my pulled pork to be al dente.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
I just wanna say that the Carbonara rules chat was tremendously cathartic after getting shouted down for posting my yummy as gently caress Carbonara elsewhere.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Something from each of the five major brown groups. I don't see the problem. :colbert:

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Is that a giant bowl of dijon mustard?

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Dude's halting, assholey speech pattern reminds me of Buffalo '66

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNDap8YCc7A

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
Saw that on 4chan, I thought I had to share.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009



Prison food?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Lol

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PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Hakkesshu posted:

Prison food?

I doubt prisons have rainbow spoons

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


PubicMice posted:

I doubt prisons have rainbow spoons

Probably a Scandinavian prison

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Elliotw2 posted:

Is that a giant bowl of dijon mustard?

No.

It's a glass of dijon. :stonk:

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Kakairo posted:

No.

It's a glass of dijon. :stonk:

Maybe some kind of beer, which would make that 5 different kinds of carbs for lunch.

Deport The Irish
Nov 25, 2013

FetusSlapper posted:

Maybe some kind of beer, which would make that 5 different kinds of carbs for lunch.

I have no idea where you live that makes you think beer looks like that, but you should move.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Looks like a flan or custard.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kakairo posted:

No.

It's a glass of dijon. :stonk:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Zanael posted:

Saw that on 4chan, I thought I had to share.


Waffle with fried turds and semen?

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

I love how the entire meal is brown and beige, so they tried to cheer it up with a Fiestaware spoon. :downs:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

lol

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Where's the ring?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

All meat needs to be well done

Question - What does it feel like being so wrong it causes a fundamental universal shift?

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Just eat all meat raw imo

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

pandaK posted:

Just eat all meat raw imo

The Inuits have it right. Eat raw meat and eyeballs and drink the blood.

Also pee like, all the time.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Happy birthday miguel

I thought those were eggs and was really confused.

Still confused.


gently caress, ow, I started laughing at this mid-cough

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I'm the on the spoon

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Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

chitoryu12 posted:

The Inuits have it right. Eat raw meat and eyeballs and drink the blood.

Also pee like, all the time.

Real talk eyes of most kinds are some good eats

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