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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

quote:

I’m sure plenty of people listened to that podcast and thought, hmm, that sounds kind of erotic, maybe I should try that!

It was erotic for me just to hear somebody say your words out loud, I’ll say that much!
God these creeps are desperate.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Red Minjo posted:

So does he think that you secretly have every fetish and drug problem you talk about, or does he think his is a special case?

I assumed that Lou loves to be bitten by spiders after the Arachnoboards episode but maybe I'm wrong?

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks
I've heard of people being full of themselves, but that takes it to a whole new level!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Maybe Lou secretly really wants to provide bad service to customers

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Improbable Lobster posted:

I assumed that Lou loves to be bitten by spiders after the Arachnoboards episode but maybe I'm wrong?

I'd reply but I'm too busy putting shards of crystal meth up my butt and collecting urine to drink from urinals. I may or may not also be jerking off into some shoes. We'll see how the day goes.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i guess it had never occurred to me before, but in any group of perverts there has to be a segment who enjoy having the material read aloud, even in jest.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
New episode is up, and it's about r/legaladvice. I have a feeling this is going to be a good one.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

New episode is up, and it's about r/legaladvice. I have a feeling this is going to be a good one.

STOG and Bozarth in the same episode :swoon:

e: The... peculiar illustration for the episode is so amazing with context.

RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Nov 17, 2015

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
The you-read-it-because-you're-secretly-into-it response is an old chestnut from back in the Internet's early days. It has, at some point, been used as a rebuttal by almost any fetish or subculture group of sufficient sample size to produce at least one person capable of thinking it for real. It was a particular favorite of site owners who followed their link traffic back to Portal of Evil and then picked a fight. One of the most popular one-two combinations was claiming this, then canceling into a more general Puppetmaster Defense* for 3% chipping and two invincibility frames.

Kumquat even read a response like this in the 100th Episode, from 3dgy furry annoyingvoice 2 the Ranting Griffin, who essentially claimed that anybody who didn't like his furry porn actually did like his furry porn.

*"Ha ha ha, thanks for the extra views, suckers"

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!
I can't believe they're up to episode 194. That's a lot of terrible things and a lot of enthusiasm.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Squint posted:

canceling into a more general Puppetmaster Defense* for 3% chipping and two invincibility frames
That's some disturbingly specific fighting game lingo.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Oh my god I haven't gotten this mad at an episode since... gently caress I don't even know

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Spaced God posted:

Oh my god I haven't gotten this mad at an episode since... gently caress I don't even know

Yeah, I never thought that Bozarth would top the obnoxious kid from the School Survival episode, but here we are.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Lumbermouth posted:

the obnoxious kid from the School Survival episode

Oh so all of them?

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That's some disturbingly specific fighting game lingo.

Wait until we start talking about frametraps, overheads, crossups, and pianoing.

Deport The Irish
Nov 25, 2013

King Lou posted:

I'd reply but I'm too busy putting shards of crystal meth up my butt and collecting urine to drink from urinals. I may or may not also be jerking off into some shoes. We'll see how the day goes.

Hey man whatever gets you through the day but after you come down give us more erowid tales.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

CynCyanide posted:

I can't believe they're up to episode 194. That's a lot of terrible things and a lot of enthusiasm.

What the gently caress is gonna be episode 200?

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

Grondoth posted:

What the gently caress is gonna be episode 200?

Magical.

But, seriously, I'm assuming episode 200 will be similar in scope to episode 100 where there will be a ton of readers.

Deport The Irish
Nov 25, 2013

pulp rag posted:

Magical.

But, seriously, I'm assuming episode 200 will be similar in scope to episode 100 where there will be a ton of readers.

I'm hoping they'll fully embrace the spirit of. ep 100 and release it sometime around 2025.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
drat, STOG's really stoggin' it up right out of the gate. :allears:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I miss Portaxx.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That's some disturbingly specific fighting game lingo.
Isfahan's secret identity is actually Daigo Umehara.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

pulp rag posted:

Wait until we start talking about frametraps, overheads, crossups, and pianoing.


These are all potentially fetish jargon, probably something involving crossdressing and pianos

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

A Meat posted:

These are all potentially fetish jargon, probably something involving crossdressing and pianos

I'm envisioning frame trapping being like a subset of that women-flattening fetish where you flatten them and then put them in a frame and hang them up on your wall.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Invincible Doctor Spouse Inappropriate Judge CNN Attorney Spokesperson Relationship Against Powerless Wife

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Lumbermouth posted:

Yeah, I never thought that Bozarth would top the obnoxious kid from the School Survival episode, but here we are.

We talking legit mad like the MRAs, anti-vaxxers, and that "Subjugate your Wife because Reasons" type of epsiodes, or the jesus you're all insufferable twits like the childfree-hardcore and fat acceptance folks.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

kalensc posted:

We talking legit mad like the MRAs, anti-vaxxers, and that "Subjugate your Wife because Reasons" type of epsiodes, or the jesus you're all insufferable twits like the childfree-hardcore and fat acceptance folks.

Leave it to Reddit to find a way to have both in one place. At least they haven't been combined yet.

"Dear Reddit: I want to wear my traditional pastafarian headgarb while having sex with my wife, but she refuses to have sex with me while I'm "wearing a stupid loving colander". Do I have grounds to sue her for neglecting her duty to her husband?"

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

kalensc posted:

We talking legit mad like the MRAs, anti-vaxxers, and that "Subjugate your Wife because Reasons" type of epsiodes, or the jesus you're all insufferable twits like the childfree-hardcore and fat acceptance folks.
Yes.

Also there are at least two people featured in the episode that STOG, of all people, unambiguously loving detests.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

kalensc posted:

We talking legit mad like the MRAs, anti-vaxxers, and that "Subjugate your Wife because Reasons" type of epsiodes, or the jesus you're all insufferable twits like the childfree-hardcore and fat acceptance folks.

Massive idiots like the Mars or marriage episodes.

This might be my favorite episode since the singing one. It's full of insufferable dolts and Lemon losing his poo poo at how awful the dragon drawings are is magical.

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

TetsuoTW posted:

Yes.

Also there are at least two people featured in the episode that STOG, of all people, unambiguously loving detests.

STOG has shown disdain for other F-Plus subjects before, but usually in a "Ugh, you're so weird" sense, and not in a "You are living garbage" sense shown in this episode.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Massive idiots like the Mars or marriage episodes.

This might be my favorite episode since the singing one. It's full of insufferable dolts and Lemon losing his poo poo at how awful the dragon drawings are is magical.

The Squarespace interlude was fantastic too!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Adam "Max Headroom" Bozarth

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Equeen posted:

STOG has shown disdain for other F-Plus subjects before, but usually in a "Ugh, you're so weird" sense, and not in a "You are living garbage" sense shown in this episode.
He's shown that he can get pretty mad, actually.

"Wow, sober STOG is scary."

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

If you're not browsing r/dragondrawings right now you'd better shut your gently caress and get on there.







and finally the episode's cover art


Only one of these was drawn by a four year old it's the second one

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Massive idiots like the Mars or marriage episodes.

This might be my favorite episode since the singing one. It's full of insufferable dolts and Lemon losing his poo poo at how awful the dragon drawings are is magical.

Oh hell yes, the Mars one and MAGIC PEBBLES and the Pyramid Head episodes, among others, are all top-tier.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
The title casing really came through in Adam's reading of the insane robot-woman who's apparently the victim of a massive and far-reaching legal conspiracy.

Also, isn't it amazing how many crazy people turn out to be the victims of massive and far-reaching legal conspiracies?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Squint posted:

The title casing really came through in Adam's reading of the insane robot-woman who's apparently the victim of a massive and far-reaching legal conspiracy.

Also, isn't it amazing how many crazy people turn out to be the victims of massive and far-reaching legal conspiracies?

Well duh, of course, that's the people they can get away with doing it to.

prahanormal
Mar 8, 2011

heya /
Lemon you lied to me about those dragons, these are works of art.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Djeser posted:

If you're not browsing r/dragondrawings right now you'd better shut your gently caress and get on there.

The r/dragondrawings bit is the world's most criminal case of burying the lead in all of history. Like, the actual subject of the episode is good, but holy poo poo this is a hysterically awful subreddit.

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Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
FIERCE DRAGON


This looks more like a bat-goblin than a dragon

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