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Star Trek: Captain Worf had a nice ring to it.
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Yeah, I mean, we all love Worf. He's a cool guy and a good mascot, and it's nice that he started out as a poo poo character on an iffy show and ended up an awesome character on a good show. But seriously, after backstory, love & loss, parenting, promotion, karate, brainwashing his brother and becoming the Head Klingon In Charge, what is there left to do? Solve Picard's murder? Have a big war break out between the K's and the F's and have to choose sides? Okay those are probably both better than the Star Trek show we're going to get
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Nov 18, 2015 04:11
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The only interesting thing you could do with Worf now would be to explore his human side. Dude was orphaned at 2 or 3 years old, spent his whole adolescence in Russia, and still pretends to be this ultra-klingon who's better than humans. A Captain Worf pilot would ideally have someone call him out on this bullshit and he spends the next seven seasons watching Julia Roberts movies and drinking root beer.
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Nov 18, 2015 04:31
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Hmmm, I'm seeing it: Worf gets a crew full of lazy millenials and constantly grills them and compares them unfavorably to the old Enterprise crew. However, he is constantly undermined by his Russian dad who insists on sitting on the bridge in a smelly old recliner, guzzling Stolichnaya and laughing about how Worf pissed himself the first time he saw a bear.
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Nov 18, 2015 04:42
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Word's dad beats his mother which is why he thinks Klingon mating is all about smacking the bitch up. I mean how else would he have come to that conclusion having lived among humans his entire life?
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Nov 18, 2015 04:46
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Worf's entire personality is actually based entirely on the klingon ultra-porn he was able to download as a teen.
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Nov 18, 2015 04:48
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Big Mean Jerk posted:The only interesting thing you could do with Worf now would be to explore his human side. Dude was orphaned at 2 or 3 years old, spent his whole adolescence in Russia, and still pretends to be this ultra-klingon who's better than humans. A Captain Worf pilot would ideally have someone call him out on this bullshit and he spends the next seven seasons watching Julia Roberts movies and drinking root beer. Worf swaps his sash for a sweater vest. Vacations on Risa, wears socks with sandals.
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Nov 18, 2015 04:54
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Oh my gosh Captain Sisko just sang a duet with Vic Fontaine and I'm just beside myself with glee
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Nov 18, 2015 05:19
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Tujague posted:Hmmm, I'm seeing it: Worf gets a crew full of lazy millenials and constantly grills them and compares them unfavorably to the old Enterprise crew. However, he is constantly undermined by his Russian dad who insists on sitting on the bridge in a smelly old recliner, guzzling Stolichnaya and laughing about how Worf pissed himself the first time he saw a bear. Can we get Paul Sorvino back to reprise his role as Worf's dad?
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Nov 18, 2015 06:57
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Kitchner posted:Word's dad beats his mother which is why he thinks Klingon mating is all about smacking the bitch up. He watched the Klingon category on pornhub. e;f,b Jesus Christ, it was the next loving post. 
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Nov 18, 2015 07:01
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The General posted:Can we get Paul Sorvino back to reprise his role as Worf's Maybe Worf can mind wipe his human brother too for reasons.
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Nov 18, 2015 20:01
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They're just going to call it Trek.
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Nov 18, 2015 20:51
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they'll call it ST:I in hopes of snagging some of the CSI audience
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Nov 19, 2015 07:14
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Remember when Riker got doubled in that transporter accident? It's a good thing that didn't happen again and leave us with three Rikers, because the third one would have to instantly become a literal Nazi. Because he'd be a Third Reich-er 
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Nov 19, 2015 07:41
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Entropic posted:They're just going to call it Trek. gently caress. You're right.
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Nov 19, 2015 08:49
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The third Riker joke made me chuckle but it shouldn't have done as it was terrible. Shame on you.
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Nov 19, 2015 09:42
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Entropic posted:They're just going to call it Trek. Goddamnit.
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Nov 19, 2015 09:52
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Entropic posted:They're just going to call it Trek. wwhy trek is piss. why trek is piss #tamarian
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Nov 19, 2015 10:00
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Powered Descent posted:Remember when Riker got doubled in that transporter accident? It's a good thing that didn't happen again and leave us with three Rikers, because the third one would have to instantly become a literal Nazi. I guess that's what you get when subject to Bajor-ity rule!
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Nov 19, 2015 10:21
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Xerxes17 posted:I guess that's what you get when subject to Bajor-ity rule! You need to check yourself before you Trek yourself
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Nov 19, 2015 10:25
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:they'll call it ST:I in hopes of snagging some of the CSI audience Special Guest Star: Charlie Sheen.
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Nov 19, 2015 11:48
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Harveygod posted:Special Guest Star: Charlie Sheen. Why not, his dad did that Babylon 5 TV movie
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Nov 19, 2015 12:42
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Powered Descent posted:Remember when Riker got doubled in that transporter accident? It's a good thing that didn't happen again and leave us with three Rikers, because the third one would have to instantly become a literal Nazi. You.....BASTARD ... Better Nate than lever.
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Nov 19, 2015 13:04
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Powered Descent posted:Remember when Riker got doubled in that transporter accident? It's a good thing that didn't happen again and leave us with three Rikers, because the third one would have to instantly become a literal Nazi. We always knew that Riker was a bit of a bicycle, but I guess in this case he'd be a trike.
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Nov 20, 2015 19:52
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Triker
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RIK3R
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T(r)ekWar
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Nov 21, 2015 02:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw690VGt70
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Nov 21, 2015 02:47
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zimboe posted:You.....BASTARD :triggered: ... imagine that's a real emoticon.
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Nov 21, 2015 02:52
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So i'm part way into Enterprise season one. It's actually kinda good.
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Nov 21, 2015 02:55
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Giblet Plus! posted:So i'm part way into Enterprise season one. It's actually kinda good. I like the intro song. 
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Nov 21, 2015 11:36
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Germstore posted::triggered: Got  ?
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Nov 21, 2015 11:40
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Giblet Plus! posted:So i'm part way into Enterprise season one. It's actually kinda good. You were that kid that ate all the paste in grade school weren't you
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Nov 21, 2015 21:31
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Someday (2017) we will look back on Enterprise as median-quality trek
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Nov 23, 2015 06:57
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Tujague posted:Someday (2017) we will look back on Enterprise as median-quality trek At least the theme song was only awful pop ballad rock, not awful post-alternative rockabilly hiphop.
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Nov 23, 2015 08:39
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It's going to be trance-influenced pop electro. These are the voyages. Voy-voy-voyages. Voy-voy-voyages. (boom) These are the voyages. (rewind). Oh, it will be such a thread when the new trek series comes out. And I guess the next JJtrek movie or whatever, probably not.
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Nov 23, 2015 17:34
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I mean it can't be worse than Enterprise pretty low bar there I know, but still
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Nov 23, 2015 17:55
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Monkey Fracas posted:I mean it can't be worse than Enterprise No, it can be much worse than Enterprise.
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Nov 23, 2015 18:00
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that would be pretty bad
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Giblet Plus! posted:So i'm part way into Enterprise season one. It's actually kinda good.
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