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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Selina seems extremely difficult but I'd still like to have it off with her

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Who buys electronics from Poundland?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
:siren: failing at basic maths :siren:

Paperhouse posted:

Selina seems extremely difficult but I'd still like to have it off with her

God yes

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Ah, Karen's "Poors like these?" face

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Steve2911 posted:

Who buys electronics from Poundland?

I got a jack to jack lead for using an iPod in a car from Poundland. It doesn't work anymore.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Classic Apprentice optimism

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Dear god this is boring.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

My dad has owned about 200 car chargers or various things from poundshops. Only a few caught fire.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Also it's probably illegal to do that

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


Didn't someone do that "was £x now £y" crap last year too?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Now 8£.

That's not how it works.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
No way would I trust an iron from a random street stall to not electrocute me and/or burn my house down.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Lord Sugar takes honesty really incredibly seriously

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Need "violate consumer laws" on the bingo. That's the third in the past couple of seasons.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Karen "Ethics" Brady over here.

I'm sure Lugar would love that selling tactic if it weren't against trading standards and poo poo.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Staggy posted:

Didn't someone do that "was £x now £y" crap last year too?

James Hill, and he got bollocked for it too

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Tasks like these only reinforce my opinion that candidates do not live in the real world

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

How hard is the concept of a loss leader.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
I wish Sam would gently caress off.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Khablam posted:

How hard is the concept of a loss leader.
It is maybe one of the first things I learnt about in business studies. In year 8. When I was 12.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Khablam posted:

How hard is the concept of a loss leader.

Yep. I wouldn't pay £1.50 for Relentless in the poshest Waitrose in the land.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
"This is our toilet world"

I know the feeling Gary.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Customer routing in a square. Almost expected some market research.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


They are completely to blame for stupidly high prices but setting them up near Poundland is just cruel.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
These are literally more expensive than normal shops like Tesco, not just Poundland.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


Oh I know. It's amazing.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
They'd probably fare better if they put on lovely mancunian accents

I'd assume southern wankers aren't appreciated in manc

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Claude's will to live is fading fast

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Meth Aesthetic posted:

They'd probably fare better if they put on lovely mancunian accents

I'd assume southern wankers aren't appreciated in manc

These shitehawks probably aren't welcome anywhere tbh

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
I wasn't listening properly at the beginning, is it turnover or balance they're being judged on?

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I wonder how they even count who sold the most in tasks like these. It looked like they were all just selling as much as quickly as possible then, I doubt someone was logging it

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Total Meatlove posted:

I wasn't listening properly at the beginning, is it turnover or balance they're being judged on?
It's cash minus the value of leftover stock.. I think?

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Paperhouse posted:

I wonder how they even count who sold the most in tasks like these. It looked like they were all just selling as much as quickly as possible then, I doubt someone was logging it

Lots of yelling and arguing about it.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Rarity posted:

Countdown to "smell what sells"

Ding ding ding

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Paperhouse posted:

It's cash minus the value of leftover stock.. I think?

I thought it was total assets including stock.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

:siren: smell what's selling :siren:

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Steve2911 posted:

I thought it was total assets including stock.

Yeah it was actually

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Early seasons never included held stock, but they always got it so wrong and they dumbed it down.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

You gotta Self Presevate!

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Wait.

He's literally fired half the people this year for not selling.

Lol

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